-Wow. -All right.

-So, here's how it works.

In front of each of us

are two envelopes containing confessions.

One confession is true, the other is a lie.

Once you read your confession,

the other two players have 60 seconds to interrogate you.

And they have to guess if you've been lying or telling the truth.

John, you'll go first.

Pete, which envelope should John open?

-Wait. Mine or his? -His.

-Oh. Number two.

I don't know. -Yeah, I know.

It doesn't really matter, this part of it, yeah.

Well, this could be the lie or the truth, we don't know.

-Cool. -All right.

-He's selling already. Look at him.

-Are we doing it correctly? -Yes.

-Is this mine or his? -No, this is his.

-So what am I -- Who am I talking about, you?

-You're talking about you. -Oh. All right.

-Do you get it? -Yeah, I should read the e-mail.

[ Laughter ]

-All right, gentlemen.

[ Clears throat ]

My neighbor was arrested by the FBI for being a cannibal.

-What? [ Laughter ]

Uh, okay, what year was this? -2013.

-So, cannibalism, totally illegal at this point.

-So, wait -- [ Laughter ]

Is this L.A.? -New York.

-Oh. [ Laughter ]

-Oh, oh, wow, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That could actually happen. Yeah, okay.

-The FBI got involved, but how did you know?

They knocked on -- They asked questions of you?

-When the FBI was swarming our lobby

and arrested this guy in a 6:00 a.m. raid.

-Now, did you have any clue that he was suspicious of anything?

-No, he never said to me in the elevator, "Guess what."

[ Laughter ]

"I might be a cannibal."

-It's freaking me out, because his voice is, like,

what interrogation is.

[ Laughter ]

You're like, "I was there." -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-"I was there. It was 6:00 a.m."

[ Laughter ]

-A pre-dawn raid. -Yeah.

-Did the guy ever act odd at all?

-He was quiet. -Yeah.

-But he was so hungry. -What was his name?

[ Laughter ]

-I don't know his name.

-Oh, oh. Interesting.

Didn't have a -- didn't have a Nickname for him?

-No, it was a big building in New York,

so I didn't have names for everyone.

[ Buzzer ]

-I say no, 'cause if it was L.A.,

I would buy it, but I don't think

people are eating people here. [ Laughter ]

-I think it's the opposite. -You think it's the opposite?

-I think New York has got some crazy, seedy stuff happening.

-No, L.A. -- they'll cut your head off here,

but out there, they'll cut it off and eat it.

[ Laughter ]

That's Hollywood. -I know.

What are you gonna say? -I'm gonna say no.

I think it's false. -I'm gonna say --

I'm gonna say, no, it's false.

-It's true. -No!

-What?!

What are you talking about? -What?

-What? -All right. All right.

-How did I not hear about this?

-Do you remember the cannibal cop?

-What? -Who remembers the cannibal cop?

-Yes, yes. -You remember that story?

All right. There was a cop, and he was --

He was online. He was on message boards.

He's going, "I'm gonna eat people.

I'm gonna kill and eat people." And then other people would go,

"I'm gonna kill people with you and eat them, too," you know?

-What messages boards are you on?

[ Laughter ] -I'm not on these, all right?

My neighbors and friends are. -Oh, okay.

-So, our neighbor was on a message board with him

and was planning to kidnap

and eat someone with the cannibal cop.

They did a sting operation where an FBI agent

pretended to be another interested cannibal

who was also hungry for people. [ Laughter ]

And then he was like, "Let's meet at 6:00 a.m.,

and we'll go get someone and eat 'em."

My neighbor goes, "Yes,"

and the FBI shows up at 6:00 a.m.

and arrests my neighbor, and we have not spoken since.

-Wow! [ Laughter ]

Unbelievable. Well done. Wow.

I thought that one was out there.

-I mean, yeah.

-I thought that one was out there.

-Yeah. -I did not see that --

-You've probably told me this before.

-I haven't. I've lived a full life.

There's many stories. [ Laughter ]

-All right. It's my turn.

Which envelope should I open? Does it matter?

One or two? -One.

-You sure? Two is pretty good.

-No, I like one.

[ Laughter ]

-Here we go.

I once went for a beer with a musician

and woke up in a hotel room in Nashville.

♪♪

-Where did the evening start?

-New York. -Yes.

It's true. [ Laughter ]

-You have to ask questions! -Nope.

-You have to ask questions. -It's true.

I know you. It's true.

[ Laughter ]

-You have to ask questions, though.

-It's fill time. I think it's true, too.

-It's 100% true. -You both know what happened.

-Uh, what instrument did the musician play?

[ Laughter ]

-Mandolin. No, I'm just kidding.

No, a guitar. -Okay.

-Do you recall any of the trip from New York to Nashville?

-I remember, yes, getting to Nashville.

[ Laughter ]

-You recall -- You came alert in Nashville?

-Yeah, I was in Nashville.

I totally remembered that part of it, yeah,

and then I just didn't know that I was gonna stay over there.

-Was this the first time you met this musician?

-No. -Okay.

-Is it a one-guy band? -No, interesting.

That's a good question. -Yeah.

-No, like a one-man-band thing? -Yeah.

-No. It was a duo.

-It's a duo? -A duo?

-A duo. -Interesting.

-Yeah. -A mandolin and something else.

With what? [ Laughter ]

[ Buzzer ]

-Yeah. You both were just asking me fake --

You think it really happened. -Of course.

-Of course. -It's so true.

[ Laughter ] Come on.

-Yeah, it is true. Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

But you didn't even question it. Why didn't you question it?

-Because, it's just like -- -It just ended up happening.

-Yeah. -We've all been there.

-All right, all right. [ Laughter ]

All right, yeah. -Wait, so --

-So, who was it? -It was John Rich, and he --

-Who? -Of Big & Rich.

-Who? -Big & Rich.

-It's country music. -Oh.

-They were on the -- [ Laughter ]

They were on "The Bachelor" one time.

-So my reaction was correct. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-We're not guessing because you're correct.

Yeah, yeah. -All right, cool.

-Pete, it's your turn.

I'm going to choose envelope number one, of course.

-All right. -Yeah, that's the one.

I can't believe, not one question.

You were like, "Yeah, it's done."

-I vamped. -Yeah, you did.

-Lorne Michaels and I went to Jamaica together

on vacation for New Year's.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

-I really want that to be a lie.

[ Laughter ]

-Wait. Lorne Michaels, who is -- -Our boss.

-Our boss. He started all of our careers.

-Yeah. -Went to Jamaica with you?

-No, I went with him -- for New Year's.

-You went with him? -Pete couldn't foot the bill.

-When I was 20.

-I don't know if I would ever, ever go to Jamaica with you.

[ Laughter ]

I might as well go to Nashville and wake up in Nashville.

-Yeah.

-There's really nothing in Jamaica

that you haven't duplicated here in the United States.

[ Laughter ]

-That is totally true. -Wait. You were 20?

-Yeah. -Oh, 20 years old.

-What year did -- How old were you when you began

being on "Saturday Night Live"?

-20. -20? The first year?

-The first season? -Yeah.

-The first season you're never really

that close with Lorne, though. -Right.

-New Year's, too? -Yeah.

-Over the break. -Spending a holiday with Lorne?

-Eight episodes in. 20 years old.

-Eight episodes in... -Yes.

-...a man, your senior... -Yeah.

-...goes, "That kid, Jamaica." [ Buzzer ]

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

[ Drum roll ]

-No. -I mean, 'cause I could see

maybe now you and Lorne maybe might vacation somewhere,

meet up somewhere, but at the time?

-I mean, Jamaica -- the two of them walking around Jamaica.

[ Laughter ]

I vote -- -No.

-I want it to be true, but I'll go no.

-I want it to be true. I'm saying no, not true.

-It is true. [ Laughter ]

-I'm terrible at this game!

-What?! -Wow!

I'm terrible at this game. What? How?

What do you mean?

-Oh, he grew me in the office.

[ Laughter ]

No, he was -- I just -- He just was like,

"I'm going to Jamaica. Do you want to come?"

And I was like, "[Bleep] yeah, dude."

[ Laughter ]

-Did you guys, like, stay next to each other in the hotel?

-Yeah, I stayed -- Well, I stayed --

I didn't want to stay -- He offered to stay where he was,

but I didn't want to, like, you know, be me around him.

So I stayed at the hotel 10 minutes away.

'Cause I would've been fired if I stayed there.

[ Laughter ]

I have to give him his -- -You smoked that much weed?

-Oh, my God. -Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

-Yeah, oh, my God. -Yeah.

-Our thanks to John Mulaney, Pete Davidson!

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