This is a---- Track-THOR!

這是一台── 拖「雷」機！

And this is for all of you.

這是要獻給妳們的。

I love you girls...

我愛妳們...

THOR-ever!!!

＂雷＂到永遠！！！

What else do you want to see? I can make absolutely anything.

妳們還想看點什麼呀？我什麼都做得出來。

Uh uh uh! I know! I know! Make a DC superhero!

呃呃呃！我知道！我知道！做一個 DC 的超級英雄！

Pfft… I thought you'd ask for something more popular.

噗噗...我以為你會說出一些比較受歡迎的東西。

You want a DC superhero?

你想要一個 DC 的超級英雄？

Here is one for you!!

就在這裡！！

This is awesome! And it stinks too...

這太棒了！而且聞起來還會臭呢...

Ops, I'm sorry, that was me actually...

哎呀，真抱歉，其實是我放的啦...

I got a bit too excited...

我剛剛有點太興奮了...

No one talks crap about DC Superheroes and gets away with it.

沒有人在道盡 DC 超級英雄的壞話之後，還能逃過一劫的。

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

是嗎？那你打算怎樣呢？

What I'm gonna do about it you asked?

你問我我打算怎麼樣嗎？

I shall challenge you to a battle!!

我要和你決一死戰！！

I use Quick Attack and then Lightning Bolt! Shazam, Shazam!!!

我使出快速攻擊然後閃電攻擊！沙贊，沙贊！！！

I will dodge it and use…

我會閃避，然後使出...

Electrobolt!!!

雷電攻擊！！！

It was a direct hit! But it wasn't very effective!

那拳直接命中了！但卻沒什麼效果！

You should have gone for the head, Thor.

你應該對準頭部，索爾。

Thor...

索爾...

You wanna come down here to play?

你想要下來這裡一起玩嗎？

Yes, sir!

好呀！

I'll kill them, I'll kill them all!

我要殺死他們，我會殺光他們！

What's your mother's name?

你媽叫什麼名字？

Martha!

瑪莎！

What's your mommy's name?! I can't hear you!!

你媽咪叫什麼名字？！我聽不清楚！！

MARTHAAAAA!!

瑪莎啊啊！！

Stop! Stop! I beg you, Thanos…

住手！住手！我求你，薩諾斯...

Never thought this could be so much fun...

沒想到會這麼好玩...

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謝謝您的收看。別忘了訂閱我們的頻道，並追蹤我們的 Instagram 和 Facebook。

Simply search Cartoon Hooligans. Later!

只需搜尋 Cartoon Hooligans 即可。下次見！