~Yeah. Me too. I'm so tired of flying around all week.

~Same, except, you don't really FLY FLY

~What's that supposed to mean?

~Let's just cut to the chase; all you can do is jump really high.

~Jump really high?

What is this? Seventh grade track? I can jump into the sky. You see that plane?

I can stop that plane from soaring and smash it into the ground.

~Can I tell you what I can do? I can fly.

OOOOOHHHHHH

~We get it, you can fly.

I have a freaking shield!

I have a tiara that can slice people's necks off.

~Kay, all of that is lame.

You know I have these fists, these guns.

~What if I'm two miles away? What are you gonna do?

What, are you gonna fist punch me?

~No, like I said, I don't have to because I can just fly there!

~We get it!

Let's just cut to the chase here. We both know how you got into this game.

~And how's that?

Superwoman,

Super-MAN.

Your cousin brought you in this, okay?

Me, on the other hand, I'm self-made.

~Okay, listen, Wonder Woman.

We're all wondering what you do when you take your weekends away in Vegas while the REST of us are saving the world.

~You know what? That was a low blow. That's not fair.

You know I was going through a bad breakup with your cousin!

~Every weekend you're going through a bad breakup.

Have some sympathy. He broke my heart.

Don't make it seem like you're better than me.

How many people have you saved this week? Four?

~Uh, no, too many to even count.

~Oh.. "too many to even cou--"

Yeah? Well, watch a real superhero get to work.

~It's on.

Any last words?

~How'd you get here before me?

~Because I didn't jump here, I flew here.

(Both) I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU.

~No, I'm here to save you.

~No, I'm going to save you.

~No, I'm here to save him.

~No, I'm doing the saving.

~I'm here to save him.

~I'm going to save him.

~Wonder Woman and Super Woman are here to save me!

Yes!

~Get 'em!

~You always try to one-up me! I save a guy from a burning bridge, what do you do? You save a family from drowning.

I'm so sick of it!

~Well, I wouldn't always have to save you if you weren't always about to die all the time!

Shut up!

~You're making the rest of us look bad.

Yes

Oh, Miss Pageant Queen whipping out her tiara!

Lemme show you how it's done.

~Oh, please.

You, get out of my way!

~Woah! You almost fried my head off!

~Stop getting in my way!

~Make me.

~Forget the girls. Go after him!

~Ow, my hair!

AAAHHHHHHHH?!

~Stop, you guys are taking!

~Oh, shut up.

~You guys are screwed!

~Ugh, OKAY!

~God, WHY?

~Okay? We're supposed to be superheroes, out was saving the world, not fighting each other!

~Right, it's supposed to be our cheat day!

~It's supposed to be our day off.

Come come here

~I'm sorry man.

~Save this guy.

~You guys are the worst super heroes I've ever encountered

~I think we gotta take the 'L' on this one.

~I'm kinda happy that they stole his shirt.

~Yeah. Should we just leave his clothes off?

~Hey, so sorry we didn't save you.

~Yeah, my bad!

You like that?

Oh my god its so good

~So, just a random question-- you know, we're curious. Who were you more of a fan of?