That's a long time away

Daddy, you gonna tell her what Ma said?

I've been that boy since I was smoking banana peels

Back in Alabama with the ball-pen

Hammer knocking hubcaps off the wheels

Stealing bowties off the grills

Mama said, "No carbonated soda 'fore you go to bed"

But I never listened to her

A two-liter bong with a tinfoil bowl

Full of cheap hydro is illegal, I'm sure

But I learned from watching the neighbors

Yeah, watching the neighbors

Got me in Jordache jeans

Feeling real hot, hanging from my pocket, a pager

Yeah, buddy boy, I'm clean

Cubic zirconium rocks in my earrings

Give me that stone and a mobile phone

And I carry that gem like me and Irene

I'm getting totally stoked

Sipping Creek Water with me and my folks

I'm getting totally throwed

My flock is waddling around

Can't keep my ducks in a row

And I can't keep up with this bullshit they calling dope

but I'm married to her

I can't leave this bitch neither

Rock and roll pussy I cannot turn down

Even though she's a liar, a thief, and a cheater, I need her

That long hair ain't gonna cover up that red neck, boy

Catfish Billy

That motherfucker Billy in the house

Billy and I'm really in the house

Really like I'm really on the couch

Chopping up dope, boy, I ain't never seen a drought

You ain't never seen a Catfish Billy

There'll never be another from the South

Never be a mother with the style

To make another me, not now

The King of Alabama,

That ain't never been a doubt, just bounce

I'm Catfish Billy

That motherfucker Billy in the house

Billy and I'm really in the house

Really like I'm really on the couch

Chopping up dope, boy, I ain't never seen a drought

You ain't never seen a Catfish Billy

There'll never be another from the South

Never be a mother with the style

To make another me, not now

The King of Alabama

That ain't never been a doubt, just bounce

Still got the bottom beating like gorillas

Checking my trunk like a killer

You ain't fucking with Slumerican, stop, uh

Bitch, go to sleep, grab a pillow

Go to sleep with your stinking ass

I ain't got time, I ain't taking trash

Out to the bin, take you out with my pen

And then I take a bottle and break the glass (Ooh)

I done built me a fortress

And I didn't have to beg, plead, or force it

Got enough forces to sit on my porch and not move

And still be in orbit

An ancient alien, homo sapiens

Me and rap is like bee to orca

Turn water to wine, one dollar a time

Drink it up, it's fine, there's no need to cork it

Gorgeous, mmh, give me those

'Cause I remember me and mama popping penny rolls

And if you wasn't with me when the shit hit the fan

Then you cannot get a penny, you ain't getting any, bro

Gotta pay the taxes when the wood is out

And the kerosene can is filled up to the brim

Don't look at him, go get the matches

Lace up and then take a hike

I'm making shit that is major like

I'm pulling up on them big wheels

You couldn't pedal a baby bike

I do not hang at the same club in the same town every damn night

I am not making hip-hop for the hip-hop award show or the 'Gram likes

'Cause I'm...

Catfish Billy

That motherfucker Billy in the house

Billy and I'm really in the house

Really like I'm really on the couch

Chopping up dope, boy, I ain't never seen a drought

You ain't never seen a Catfish Billy

There'll never be another from the South

Never be a mother with the style

To make another me, not now

The King of Alabama

That ain't never been a doubt, just bounce

I'm Catfish Billy

That motherfucker Billy in the house

Billy and I'm really in the house

Really like I'm really on the couch

Chopping up dope, boy, I ain't never seen a drought

You ain't never seen a Catfish Billy

There'll never be another from the South

Never be a mother with the style

To make another me, not now

The King of Alabama

That ain't never been a doubt, just bounce