So, apparently we're doing some kind of taste test.

- It's not gonna be a simple taste test.

- It never is.

(giggles)

Nick's about to lick Pussy Juice off my ankle

'cause that's what friends are for.

- Shut up.

(playful music)

We're good.

We've got this.

- [Woman] Mm.

- [Nick] This is hair gel.

It's lube.

- And, I'm about to lick leather scented lubricant

off my best friend.

Are you clean?

- Yeah, I'm fucking clean.

- Oh, just sorry.

The thought of licking your body

just makes me feel sick.

I'll pretend you're a woman, somehow.

Go, go.

(groans)

- What the fuck?

I swallowed.

- It's like I ate 10 burnt plastic bags

off a hairy mans body.

I just feel like I couldn't get any lower in life right now.

Whoa.

- [Nick] Now, we're talking.

- [Woman] Are we?

- [Nick] Bacon.

- I just wonder how you could use this

in a sexual context.

It's adorable.

Where you gonna lick this one off me?

- [Nick] Put it on your cheek.

- Cheek?

Oh my god.

What's dripping down my face right now?

- Pig cum.

It tastes like shapes.

The new version.

The shit.

(laughs)

- It's going to your mouth.

- Is that just from making contact

with like licking my face or anything or?

- My tongue was like a millimeter away from your mouth.

What am I doing?

- What am I doing?

What are we doing?

- Let's smell Pussy Juice together.

Mm.

It smells like a dessert.

I mean.

- Smells like pussy.

(laughs)

- Alright, what part of my body

would you like to lick Pussy Juice off from, Nick?

(laughs) (groans)

The Pussy Juice is running down my legs.

(laughs)

- It tastes like lube.

There is no.

- [Woman] No flavor.

- No flavor.

(coughs)

- This is not what vaginas taste like.

- Nope.

- Did a man make this?

Yep, that's it.

That's what happened.

- When I was a kid and I swore too much,

my parents washed my mouth out with soap.

This is the shit

you get to make your kids to stop swearing.

- No.

No, I'm out.

I'm out.

Cut.

This is the worst day of my life.

- It even looks like cum.

Oh my, it smells like cum.

I, no, I don't wanna,

fuck this.

No, fuck this.

- Think of it like you're just digesting yourself.

- It's only fair that I try it.

- Have you never tried your own cum?

- No, I'm not weird for not trying my own cum.

- Did I say you were weird?

I was asking you a simple question.

- No, I have not tried my own cum.

- Okay.

Do you wanna now?

For all the women out there

that have done the same for you.

(laughs)

You're the first man in about a decade

to have his tongue on my body.

- And, you're the first girl in like four days.

- But, was she licking Pussy Juice off you?

- Yeah.

- Oh, hot.

It's like a one night stand.

I'm putting my clothes back on,

and I can't wait to get outta here.

One.

Two.

Hold on, hold on, fuck.

One, two, three.

(groans)

I can't swallow it.

I cannot,

I cannot swallow this shit.

- This is an all time low.

We're defeated.

I just want to go home now.

- Shower.

- It was a different experience.

I now have tasted what I think is cum.

- I ate leather,

and pig,

and semen.

My three most hated things

to put in my mouth

in lube form

off your body.

Alrighty.

Thank you so much, Nick.

I never wanna see you again.

(creaking)

Oh my god,

that was fucking disgusting.

- [Nick] Yeah.