The moon?

Divine

Had ourselves a little late-night snack, did we?

It was on your bed, the box. I just thought I'd try one.

or twenty?

I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.

Honestly, you know, I reckoned she was starting to annoy you.

She could never annoy me.

I think I love her

Well, brilliant

Do you think she knows I exist?

Very well, I hope so. She's been snogging you for three months.

Snogging? Who are you talking about?

Who are you talking about?

Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.

Okay, very funny.

What was that for?

It's no joke! I'm in love with her!

Allright fine, you're in love with her. Have you ever actually met her?

No. Can you introduce me?