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  • hi we're Joel and Lia and today's video is all about how well I know Joel

  • 00:00:06,810 --> 00:00:11,320 I genuinely think I know everything about you I think you

  • I think you do

  • I think you know me very very well I

  • wouldn't trust anyone else oh oh I wouldn't get anyone go near ya

  • right so the first question I think is really

  • important when you're marketing me

  • to my potential matches

  • what is my biggest

  • weakness

  • thats a bit of a tragic thing to start off with

  • I know but I feel like you've got to start on like the worst qualities because you

  • could tell me my good qualities I know I'm kind I'm funny I'm generous but I know that!

  • you know that I know that!

  • tell me something I don't know

  • what is my weakness

  • i'll do a compliment sandwich

  • oh okay you're really amazing really

  • kind and funny and like generous yeah

  • weakness coming now okay

  • because it's a sandwich

  • sometimes

  • you're indecisive okay so just making a decision Joel do you want to go here you

  • want to go there

  • I don't know where do you want to go

  • yeah just tell me where

  • to go and just do it

  • oh the thing is i'm so chilled out

  • like on a date not long ago I was like literally I'm the perfect date because

  • you could go anywhere with me and I'll be fine with it I'm thinking like I'm

  • amazing like I'm so easy but they're probably going

  • you need a personality

  • oops

  • omg no Joel let me wrap up that compliment sandwich by saying

  • you've got an amazing personality but indecisiveness makes them think you don't

  • know what you want

  • thanks

  • tick ok tick

  • oh i've got one other weakness is that too much?

  • sometimes you can snap

  • you can get angry you can switch it on and it's foul too much yeah

  • I don't think many people get to see it because I don't get close to many people

  • but you've seen it

  • yeah I do I do have a bit of a temper

  • I need to reign that in

  • right so the next question is what is my biggest turn off? Oh turn

  • off okay bad breath oh yeah hundred percent million per cent

  • erm like

  • spit in between teeth like you know like the Miley Cyrus video

  • where she's like on wrecking ball where

  • I'll put clip in yeah where she's like (pic) and you see a string of spit that's rank

  • literally yeah

  • see I don't know if arrogance would turn you off or would it?

  • if someone's arrogant in that they're self-obsessed and they don't stop

  • talking about themselves and what they're doing and their life and all

  • these things that would turn me off no yes

  • someone who isn't interested is

  • my final answer

  • good tick

  • you passed that one as well

  • I love that you knew the spit thing

  • he doesn't like spit he doesn't like spit

  • the next one linking on to that is what is my biggest turn-on

  • oh whats your biggest turn on

  • ok keep it clean keep it clean

  • I think someone who's got their own business or someone that's like

  • successful in their own right

  • self-made yeah cos I'm so

  • because I'm so

  • passionate about being self-employed and having my own business and things like

  • that I could never imagine well I have worked for other people but I don't ever want to work

  • for someone else and you really admire

  • people that have done it themselves

  • yeah that they're just self-made that their own boss they're in charge yes

  • and it's just like you don't work for anyone else

  • I love that you just answer to you and

  • you've got that ambition and motivation

  • that's such a turn on omg it turns me on

  • oh my gosh I just dribbled

  • and just like nice face

  • yeah gotta look good for those selfies!

  • okay so link to my biggest turnoff

  • yeah but not quite severe what are my biggest pet peeves so imagine I'm in a

  • relationship okay and I love everything about them but

  • what is it that they do that I'm just like

  • you really wind me up

  • noise like people that like slam

  • heavy-handed in the kitchen noise I cannot stand noise

  • I hate noise, loud noises I hate

  • bad manners would be piss you off I think so I think all linked with those

  • like if you're being inconsiderate or you've got bad manners I'm just like

  • also people who don't say thank you to waiters rude to people in general I'm

  • just like that's not attractive - it's like that might be fun amongst your group of

  • friends yeah we've got manners here

  • ok what would be my best date be and what would my worst

  • date be I think best date would be wake up having like American pancakes go to

  • like a farm yes oh my gosh yeah

  • go to a farm has to be like all these activities

  • separated by yummy food oh yeah yes

  • because you love food and animals go to a farm like see all the animals

  • hold the chickens like take loads of pictures then go for like a pub lunch

  • yeah pub lunch with a walk

  • we'd like a lovely walk yeah

  • somewhere countryside yeah that would be perfect

  • that is literally my perfect day

  • animals, walk, food

  • and like Netflix and chill

  • awww netflix and chill that would be so nice

  • and worst date would be waking up and them being like let's go

  • for a run mm-hmm and then be like okay I think we

  • should like train with each other like lets do some PT together and then

  • they're like oh I'm not really a person that like eats anything so you're just

  • you're starving yeah all day and you're just pretending oh those people that

  • just forget to eat I'm like okay

  • what you forgot?

  • for lunch to a fish

  • restaurant

  • Oh seafood seafood he hates seafood

  • so you've got all of them right

  • I am actually really impressed I trust you with my wingman

  • oh amazing

  • if you've enjoyed

  • watching this video thank you so much leave a comment let us know what your

  • biggest turnoff is before we go we'd like to thank Wingman for sponsoring

  • this video I'm really excited that Lia's taking

  • control of my dating life and swiping left and right for me so go

  • check them out if you're interested thanks so much for watching guys we'll

  • see you next time

  • bye!

hi we're Joel and Lia and today's video is all about how well I know Joel

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