\"Toy Story 4\" trailer -- teaser trailer

came out this past week, and everyone's talking about it.

It blew up on the Internet.

12 million views like in, whatever, two days, three days?

-Yeah, yeah. -I am so excited about this one.

Can you tell us anything or not really?

-I was looking it up with my kid backstage.

And Hanks said it best.

Of course, he always says stuff best.

But the last scene of that movie was --

I couldn't even get through it.

And I thought there was pages after it.

And I read it, you know --

I had to turn around from looking at it in the studio.

I said, \"This is...\" It was so emotional.

It's a \"Scarlett, I don't give a damn\" moment.

-Really? -You know, Hanks says it,

of course, better because he's, you know, Tom Hanks.

Always gets --

The whole movie, literally, I'm going,

\"Woody, watch out. Damn it, Woody. Watch out.

Woody! Woody! Woody. Woody? Woody?\"

-That's it. That's the whole script of \"Toy Story 4.\"

The one and only. But it is good?

-It is so good. These guys are genius.

It's so deep and moving and a wonderful plot.

I can't give anything away.

It's about different kind of toys that you're not --

They really will surprise you with the toys they come up with.

Characters came back. New guys in it that are great.

Keanu Reeves has got a great part.

Actually, a little inside story.

Even he said -- Gentle, wonderful guy that he is.

\"This sounds too much like Buzz Lightyear.\"

And his character does have an edge to that.

And the guy said -- So, we calmed him down a little bit,

and they reminded me his toy is only that big.

And I said, \"Well, Buzz ain't that big.\"

I mean, of course, Woody's bigger

'cause it's Tom Hanks, you know?

Woody's a cowboy with no groin, so, you know, everybody...

You've seen it. I didn't design the toy.

Buzz has got all his stuff hidden

so you don't know what's going on.

-Do you ever hang out with Tom Hanks?

Like, in real life, do you get together?

Two humans and look at each other and talk to each other?

We've become really good pals because of \"Toy Story.\"

-And you go out.

-We go out to these weird old -- like old lady luncheons.

We go, \"Sit closer. Sit closer.\"

We end up sitting...

-But do people freak out and recognize you guys?

-Generally him. I'm just some guy with him.

You know, it depends on who just got out of which movie.

But, you know, lately, you know, sometimes it's --

Like, in New York, no one can figure out

really where I come into their lives.

It's different shows.

One guy here yelled across the street, on Fifth Avenue,

\"Hey, uh, uh, tool belt!\"

-Tool belt! -Tool belt.

And I go, \"Yeah, yeah.\" I don't know.

\"Vice grip!\"

And I just start throwing out tool names.

-Tool names. Vice grips. -Vice grips. Come on.

-Screwdriver! -Allen wrench!

Come on, buddy! -Tool belt.

Well, I mean, now, here in New York

at this time of year, you're Santa Claus.

-To some kids, yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I mean, come on.

-Well, I got an older daughter and a young one.

The young one, she was precious. I tried to warn her.

\"We're gonna see this movie,

but I want you to know it's a movie.

Your dad plays characters.\"

We did have permission from the real Santa

to go to the North Pole and take pictures.

But she sees the movie, gets in my lap,

and she's all over it, crying that I had to leave the boy,

Charlie, 'cause I went back to the North Pole.

Then I have to explain to the kid,

\"Now, I don't want you going to school

and telling your classmates your dad is Santa Claus.\"

-'Cause he's an actor. -'Cause he's an actor.

And I am literally the last guy in the world

who should be Santa Claus.

And I -- Because I don't like kids all that much.

I don't. I'm not going to hurt them.

I don't say inappropriate stuff. Just don't like them.

-You just don't -- Yeah.

-The original \"Santa Clause\"

was a little darker, written by two comedians,

and I actually shot and killed Santa In the original movie.

And he fell off the roof because I thought it was a burglar.

And he gives me the card. The whole movie starts.

But the kid actually starts, \"You just killed Santa.\"

I said, \"He shouldn't have been on the roof

when he wasn't invited.\"

I'm laughing so hard, but the head of Disney at the time,

Katzenberg, said, \"Well, we can't start a movie like that.\"

I said, \"Why not?\" He goes, \"Well, you can't start

a Disney movie with you murdering Santa.\"

-Well, why not? -That's what I said.

I go, \"I'm a comedian. Why not? That's funny.\"

And I go, \"You kill all the parents

in all your other movies anyway, you know?\"

Don't they kill a lot of people in...

You know, they do that.

-That's taking it too far. -But I'm a comedian.

You know, years on the road, and I'm in that suit.

And I'm smoking a cigarette one day,

and I shut the director's door, and I guess --

I can't say it on air, but I said,

\"You gotta keep those frickin' kids away from me!\"

And he goes, \"Number one, shut the door.

You got to stop saying that word when you're in that Santa suit.\"

And I said -- These kids -- These kids --

\"You're smoking a cigarette, and these kids,

they think you're Santa.\" I go, \"They're actors.\"

\"They're not actors. They're children.\"

And I go, \"So I gotta act like I'm actually Santa Claus?

These little creeps think this is actually Santa Claus?\"

So these kids are out -- They're asking me questions.

\"What does Santa eat? What do the elves eat?\"

I go, \"How the hell would I know what they eat?\"

But all that comes --

What comes out of my mouth, I said, \"Uh, reindeer, I guess.\"

-Yeah, yeah.

[ Audience groans ]

-Look. It's the best I could come up with. Reindeer.

\"Why do you like milk and cookies?\"

\"'Cause it takes the edge off the Jack and Coke.\"

That's what it does.

Wrong guy. Wrong guy to be Santa.

But I loved the movie, though.

-Oh, you're fantastic in the movies.