MORNING GAMERS! It's Minecraft time. (giggles)

Every day is Minecraft day YAY

I was literally gonna put a record another game

And then I was like ''I just wanna play Minecraft", isn't that right Sven?

Oh my god yes Of course! Of course!

Sven! Get off the melons, you crazy.

Look at the glorious IKEA tower, it's a glorious new day

What are we going to do today Sven? Don't go in the boat. I swear to god.

Everyone keeps saying how rare these are

I'm like, "I don't know what you're talking about"

People are saying one of these is Jorgen - that's impossible!

Don't you dare say that

Sven - what - I literally just

Okay, if there's one - Sven please get out of the boat

Alright. If there's one thing I feel like we haven't done, it's the nether

Okay? I feel like we have not found a single freaking thing in the nether.

What's up with that?

Imma make my - you know what? I'll make two pickaxes. That's right, I'm crazy

And now we can enchant them because I have epic bookcases.

Requires level 30...( Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)

WH-A-WHAAT????

How do I get efficiency four? (You never played Tuber simulator?)

(gasps)

Level 17?

Alright, I'm gonna level up to level 17

Be right back

[Sven Whimpers] Sveeen!!??

Are you okay??

Sit

Okay, we're level 17

Listen,

I may be a Minecraft veteran,

But, I don't know all these new hibibajibers

You know what I'm saying?

17-Efficiency 3

My God

It's going to be the most powerful pickax ever picked

(Laughs)

Look. Look

I got a- I got an iron shovel efficiency 3

And it blew my mind

Let me show you

I was mining out this sand, right?

Normal... Okay, pretty bad

And then you whip out your level 3

And you're just like,

Whaaaaa??!!!! (Pewd's mind is blown)

It's so fast!

Look at it! It's so fast!

??? (So mindblown, can't even form words)

Can you imagine level four??

Can you imagine level four????

Oh, my gosh

(high pitched) Look at it! Look at it!!

It's freaking-

??? (still mindblown)

-My gawd- It's freaking destroying everything

(normal voice) Can you imagine level four???

(deep breath)

Alright

We're gonna explore the nether,

and we're gonna find epic loot.

Isn't that right?

You can't come to my house

No you can't

Okay fine, you can come

(Ghast moans in background)

nevermind

OK, fine, you - alright

Just don't fall down (ghast moans again)

(pigman snorts)

Just don't fall down. That would be really bad if you fall down

Just don't-

Just don't fall down

(ghast moans)

Just-

(Ghast shoots)

AHHHH

(small explosion)

(ghast moans)

You're crazayyy!!

Just don't fall down

Ju-Careful so you don't fall down

Oh- Damnit

(laughs) [We know Pewds is cruel]

Careful so you don't fall down, pig

Oh gawd no

oh gawd

no

oh gawd

nooooooo!!!

Rest in pork-chops

Good joke Felix

Alright, I know you can find cool stuff

I KNOW you can find cool stuff

I WILL find cool stuff

Oh, Sh-freaky

We haven't tried our pickax level 3

Alright, let's try it gamers

Nothing can stop a man when he's got a pickaxe level 3

EVERYONE knows that

Oh my gawd

Oh my gawd! Don't fall!

(laughs about earlier)

It's time that we dig south

Whoah!

Enderman in Nether!

Kill kill kill time

Hey, Ender!

Listen...

Nothing personal

But you have to-erghuh

Oh

Don't hit me. Swedish

By the power of gawd and IKEA on my side

oh gawd, he's got that skill

Watch this

*hunh*

Crit- attack

Crit- attack

Crit- attack

What are you gonna do?

You're not even gonna fight me?

Coward

You're a coward

No Nether

Alright

You can stop, you can stop, you can stop

Just stop

(quiets down)

Alright, lets go sic him out

Watch this, gamers

Watch this

(rapidly breaks blocks)

WOAHHH!!!

WOA-hahahaha

(laughs in delight)

Gaawwd Daaamn Boiii

LEVEL 3!!

(serious) Dude, can you imagine level 4??

Ow

Alright, we're gonna level up to level four

It's gonna be epic

Alright, let's just dig this way

(R2-D2?)

(Chewbacca?)

Woah!

Oh my- I don't have to do this

It's just so cool

Oh gawd, it's burning out really fast

Aw

That sucks

I can repair it!

It's fine

heh, I'm just kidding

okay

But yeah, we're gonna just like,

out here, we're digging

we're having a good time

it's the nether

So, I need to find these Blaze guys

The snoop-doggy-dogs

Because uh...

I need like, fire rod from them or something?

I have not seen a single one

Damn, that's a lot of lava

I have literally not seen a single one

What's happening Mr. Piggy?

These are really good for leveling up

And I'm saving them up because I want to build a special structure later

Foreshadowing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (fades)

What is he going to build, Felix?

I don't know, I'm not going to say

I'm not going to say

I'll whisper it to piggy

[pig] (grunts, wow, great idea Felix)

Gawd, I wish Sven could be here

He could, like, attack the pigs

It could be a good time

We could all, just, like, hang out

That's just what I think

[bored Felix] There's too many of them

I can't be bothered to get all of them

Gosh

[Determined Felix] But,

They're eveywhere, and I need the XP

Level 30 Felix, think about level...

Think about level 3 Diamond Pickax

Oh my good-

Ahh, ahh, ahhh!!

Jeebaleeba

Jeebaleeba

First rule of Minecraft, Felix

Never forget it

It's just - It's too strong

My pickax is too strong

I can't help it

What??

WHAAT???

What is this?

Pigs,

Explain this.

Is this your house?

What is this?

Woah, woah, woah, woah

(Gasps)

Woah, it comes to-

Woah!!

Woah!!

What is that??!!

??? [Confused]

Wow, it's like a fortress

Can I..?

Oh, I can mine it

Alright

Alright gamers

We finally found something

But, what is this... thing?

It looks like an evil fortress

Oh, new recipe

What is this?

Nether Bricks

That's what I poop out everyday (gross, Felix)

Alright, I need more brightness

I can't freaking see anything in here

It's just so dark in the Nether

Maybe I can turn down my lights a little

Little better

Okay gamers

Woah

What's that?

Let's not get lost

Because if we get lost,

Jorgen and Sven is gonna be super sad

Looks like a bridge

Is that it?

A bridge?

(gasps) Oh gawd

It's a bridge

(Small chuckle)

Anything but a bridge

Damn

I finally...

Oh-it-it-of course

It's- it goes to nothing

Cool

Good bridge

Good joke, guys

Thanks much

Thanks a notch

(Small voice) Felix, "notch" doesn't work in the-

Shhtthhfffkkk

(normal voice) It was his idea

Is there something up there?

There's definitely something up there

It's got all kinds of colors and stuff

Piggy,

what is that?

{Piggy grunts}

I wasn't actually speaking

Alright, is there some-

Woah (X9)

I think we're entering something here

Alright, so...

I got this tip from this guy who made a YouTube Video

And he said it was called

"Tips For PewDiePie"

And he said,

"Place the Torches on one side when you enter

So you know which way is out"

And I'm like,

"Oh my gawd

I can't believe I never thought of that"

Gamers helping gamers

(whispers) Woah

What is this?

It's a lava pool

I can drink from it?

(gasps)

What is this?

Oh my gawd

Ah!

Sorry

Ahh!

What is that?

Ahh!!

There's the Blaze guys

I need to kill him

Okay, careful, Felix

Careful, careful

Don't get ahead of yourself

Think about...

I need these for potion brewing I think

Give me

Potion brewing

I'm gonna make potions

Oh, they grow on Soulsand

Why did no one tell me?

Ok. Let's kill him

I have my milk

I have my milk. I'm ready

(battle cry)

Woah

They fly-OW

Gawd, they shootadoota

Oh my gawd that's a freaking giant-

???