Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • -That's what my book is about:

  • shedding your need for validation from others

  • [ Shimmering ]

  • [ Upbeat tune plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]

  • You know, I haven't been this upset

  • since my good friend Taylo was rudely upstaged

  • my my other friend Kanye, who was defending

  • my best friend, Beyoncé.

  • [ Sigh ]

  • First, I cleansed myself

  • of all the worldly possessions

  • I gave them all to Goodwill.

  • That's what I call Prince William.

  • I was Baz Luhrmann's muse for a while.

  • That was quite fun.

  • Reach for the stars!

  • As I said to my good frien Elon Musk.

  • [ Needle scratches record What a weird creep.

  • Why was I friends with him

  • You found this place on Airbnb?

  • I used Heirbnb, h-e-i-r.

  • It's an app where we swap mansions,

  • private islands.

  • I would say I outdid myself, but,

  • I'm always this good,

  • so I simply did myself.

  • I haven't met a more perfect couple since I set up Drak

  • with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

  • You know, one of my shyest friends -

  • I won't say his name,

  • to preserve his privacy --

  • but he asked me to cohost

  • his TV show, "Anderson Cooper 360."

  • I enjoy American football.

  • I dated a player, once.

  • But he wasn't my type,

  • so I set him up with my friend Gisele.

  • Buendchen. -Yeah, we got it.

  • We always get it.

  • En garde!

  • [ Thwack ]

  • Obviously, I'd never do that

  • in a competition.

  • That'd be a 3/10 deduction -[Crying out]

  • Ah! There are plenty

  • of other people I could help

  • My good friend Ben Affleck

  • Sting. No last initial.

  • Barbra Streisand.

  • Kevin Costner. Bono.

  • Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Baby.

  • Johnny Depp. Mark Zuckerberg.

  • Ryan Reynolds. Javier Bardem.

  • Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

  • It's not about who you know.

  • Enlightenment comes from within.

  • ♪♪♪♪

  • The Dalai Lama texted me that. [sniff]

-That's what my book is about:

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it