Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -Make some noise for Harry & Chris and Lewburger-er-er! [ Upbeat hip hop plays ] [ Cheering and applause ] -There's Harry & Chris over there. -Up first, Lewburger-er-er. [ Outro plays ] [ Cheering and applause ] -Yeah! [ Playing upbeat tune ] -♪ I wish I could be a Disney princess ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ So I could marry ♪ ♪ A homeless Arabian man ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Sigh ] [ Laughter ] -♪ I wish I could be a Disney princess ♪ ♪ So I could have ♪ -♪ Furniture as my only friends ♪ [ Sigh ] ♪♪ -♪ And I wish I could be a Disney princess ♪ ♪ So I could have ♪ ♪ Horse mice ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ Little mice that turn into horses ♪ ♪ When you need them to ♪ -♪ I wish I could be ♪ ♪ A Disney princess so I could live ♪ -♪ With seven tiny men! ♪ [ Laughter and applause ] [ Gasp ] [Sigh] ♪♪ ♪ If I were a Disney princess ♪ ♪ I would have everything at my fingertips ♪ ♪ I could be African American ♪ ♪ Once! ♪ ♪ If I were ♪ [ Laughter and applause ] ♪ A Disney princess ♪ ♪ I could cry life-saving tears ♪ ♪ I could resurrect dead men ♪ ♪ With my tears ♪ ♪ Aurora ♪ ♪ I wanna be you; Snow White ♪ ♪ I wanna be you; I just don't wanna be ♪ ♪ The part of your life ♪ ♪ Where you are poisoned ♪ ♪ No! ♪ [ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Belle ♪ ♪ I wanna be you ♪ ♪ Mulan, I wanna be you ♪ ♪ So that I could have a sassy dragon ♪ ♪ I want a sassy ♪ ♪ Dra-a-a-gon ♪ [ Cheering and applause ] -[Laughing] ♪ I wanna be a Disney princess ♪ ♪ If I were, I'd take no recess ♪ ♪ To spread the warmth and love; it's the best ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Way to live your life ♪ ♪ I'd be a handsome man's wife ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Cheering and clapping ] ♪ And we'd kiss ♪ ♪ And we'd ♪ ♪ Kiss ♪ ♪ And we'd ♪ ♪ Ki-i-i-ss ♪ -Whoo! [ Cheering and applause ] -[Laughing] [ Laughter and applause ] -Give it up for Lewburger-er-er! [ Upbeat hip hop plays ] ♪♪ -Whoo-oo! -Love. Bring the love. -Up next, Harry & Chris! [ Cheering and applause ] -Thank you very much. Since arriving in America, we've realized that a few things get a bit lost in translation. So, since the last episode, we've written a brand-new song, just for tonight. [ Cheering and applause ] -For the very first time, possibly the very last time, [ Laughter ] present to you "American English." [ Cheering ] -♪ When we say hello ♪ -♪ We mean good evening, America! ♪ -♪ We're excited to be here ♪ -♪ Neither of us have slept in the last three days ♪ -♪ We're pleasantly surprised to still be in the competition ♪ -♪ We mean we've already spent the prize money ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ We're gonna go all the way! ♪ -♪ When we say he and I are pretty good mates ♪ -♪ We mean we've literally known each other ♪ ♪ For most of our lives ♪ -♪ Well, you were my best man ♪ -♪ And you were my best man ♪ -♪ And I just named you godfather to my first child ♪ -♪ Chris just became a father, everybody ♪ [ Cheering and applause ] -Thank you very much. Thank you; thank you. ♪♪ -♪ And I'll name my first child after you ♪ -Oh, amazing. -♪ Kenan ♪ [ Laughter ] -♪ Well, we say tomahto; you say tomato ♪ ♪ It doesn't mean we can't be friends ♪ -♪ We say oregahno; you say oraygano ♪ [staccato] -♪ That doesn't make any sense ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -♪ So, when we say ♪ ♪ It's fun to play in front of our childhood heroes ♪ -♪ We mean I've not washed since Keenan shook my hand ♪ ♪ In the last show ♪ -Ugh! ♪ When we say, Jeff, you really hold yourself ♪ ♪ With poise and class ♪ -♪ We mean Chris really, really, really wants ♪ ♪ To touch your mustache ♪ [ Laughter ] -Yes, please. ♪ And, obviously, we can't leave out Chrissy ♪ -♪ Hi, Chrissy ♪ -♪ It meant the world ♪ ♪ When you said you like the way that we sing ♪ -♪ And when you said you put our poster on your wall ♪ ♪ We thought, Cool! ♪ ♪ Harry, Chris, & Chrissy's ♪ ♪ Kind of got a nice ring ♪ [ Laughter and applause ] -Welcome to the band. -Fit right in. -♪ We're a jolly long way from home ♪ ♪ There's an ocean and more in between ♪ -♪ But when we say we love doing this ♪ ♪ So thank you for having us ♪ ♪ That's exactly what we mean ♪ [ Cheering and applause ] -Oh, my God! -[Whistling] [ Cheering and applause ]
A2 laughter applause cheering disney princess princess chris Musical Acts Lewberger vs. Harry & Chris: Comedy Clash - Bring The Funny 3 0 林宜悉 posted on 2019/06/13 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary