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-Make some noise for Harry & Chris
and Lewburger-er-er!
[ Upbeat hip hop plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]
-There's Harry & Chris over there.
-Up first, Lewburger-er-er.
[ Outro plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]
-Yeah!
[ Playing upbeat tune ]
-♪ I wish I could be a Disney princess ♪
[ Laughter ] ♪ So I could marry ♪
♪ A homeless Arabian man ♪
[ Laughter ] [ Sigh ]
[ Laughter ]
-♪ I wish I could be a Disney princess ♪
♪ So I could have ♪
-♪ Furniture as my only friends ♪
[ Sigh ]
♪♪
-♪ And I wish I could be a Disney princess ♪
♪ So I could have ♪
♪ Horse mice ♪ [ Laughter ]
♪ Little mice that turn into horses ♪
♪ When you need them to ♪ -♪ I wish I could be ♪
♪ A Disney princess so I could live ♪
-♪ With seven tiny men! ♪
[ Laughter and applause ] [ Gasp ]
[Sigh]
♪♪
♪ If I were a Disney princess ♪
♪ I would have everything at my fingertips ♪
♪ I could be African American ♪
♪ Once! ♪ ♪ If I were ♪
[ Laughter and applause ] ♪ A Disney princess ♪
♪ I could cry life-saving tears ♪
♪ I could resurrect dead men ♪
♪ With my tears ♪
♪ Aurora ♪
♪ I wanna be you; Snow White ♪
♪ I wanna be you; I just don't wanna be ♪
♪ The part of your life ♪
♪ Where you are poisoned ♪
♪ No! ♪
[ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Belle ♪
♪ I wanna be you ♪
♪ Mulan, I wanna be you ♪
♪ So that I could have a sassy dragon ♪
♪ I want a sassy ♪
♪ Dra-a-a-gon ♪
[ Cheering and applause ] -[Laughing]
♪ I wanna be a Disney princess ♪
♪ If I were, I'd take no recess ♪
♪ To spread the warmth and love; it's the best ♪
♪♪
♪ Way to live your life ♪
♪ I'd be a handsome man's wife ♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheering and clapping ]
♪ And we'd kiss ♪
♪ And we'd ♪
♪ Kiss ♪
♪ And we'd ♪
♪ Ki-i-i-ss ♪
-Whoo!
[ Cheering and applause ]
-[Laughing]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Give it up for Lewburger-er-er!
[ Upbeat hip hop plays ]
♪♪
-Whoo-oo!
-Love.
Bring the love.
-Up next, Harry & Chris!
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Thank you very much.
Since arriving in America, we've realized that a few things
get a bit lost in translation.
So, since the last episode, we've written a brand-new song,
just for tonight.
[ Cheering and applause ] -For the very first time,
possibly the very last time,
[ Laughter ] present to you
"American English."
[ Cheering ]
-♪ When we say hello ♪
-♪ We mean good evening, America! ♪
-♪ We're excited to be here ♪
-♪ Neither of us have slept in the last three days ♪
-♪ We're pleasantly surprised to still be in the competition ♪
-♪ We mean we've already spent the prize money ♪
[ Laughter ] ♪ We're gonna go all the way! ♪
-♪ When we say he and I are pretty good mates ♪
-♪ We mean we've literally known each other ♪
♪ For most of our lives ♪
-♪ Well, you were my best man ♪
-♪ And you were my best man ♪
-♪ And I just named you godfather to my first child ♪
-♪ Chris just became a father, everybody ♪
[ Cheering and applause ] -Thank you very much. Thank you; thank you.
♪♪
-♪ And I'll name my first child after you ♪
-Oh, amazing. -♪ Kenan ♪
[ Laughter ]
-♪ Well, we say tomahto; you say tomato ♪
♪ It doesn't mean we can't be friends ♪
-♪ We say oregahno; you say oraygano ♪
[staccato] -♪ That doesn't make any sense ♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ] -♪ So, when we say ♪
♪ It's fun to play in front of our childhood heroes ♪
-♪ We mean I've not washed since Keenan shook my hand ♪
♪ In the last show ♪ -Ugh!
♪ When we say, Jeff, you really hold yourself ♪
♪ With poise and class ♪
-♪ We mean Chris really, really, really wants ♪
♪ To touch your mustache ♪
[ Laughter ]
-Yes, please.
♪ And, obviously, we can't leave out Chrissy ♪
-♪ Hi, Chrissy ♪ -♪ It meant the world ♪
♪ When you said you like the way that we sing ♪
-♪ And when you said you put our poster on your wall ♪
♪ We thought, Cool! ♪
♪ Harry, Chris, & Chrissy's ♪
♪ Kind of got a nice ring ♪
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Welcome to the band.
-Fit right in.
-♪ We're a jolly long way from home ♪
♪ There's an ocean and more in between ♪
-♪ But when we say we love doing this ♪
♪ So thank you for having us ♪
♪ That's exactly what we mean ♪
[ Cheering and applause ] -Oh, my God!
-[Whistling]
[ Cheering and applause ]