LEWANDOWSKI.

IN BEIJING THEY UNVEILED THE

OFFICIAL MASS COT FOR THE WINTER

GAMES IN 2022.

AND IT IS AN ICE PANDA, ITS NAME

IS "ICE" IN MANDARIN.

ICE AND PANDAS ARE TWO THINGS WE

MIGHT NOT HAVE ANYMORE BY 2022.

THEY ALSO RELEASED A VIDEO THAT

EXPLAINS THE ORIGIN STORY OF THE

CHARACTER, I GUESS.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT VIDEO

AND I'LL NARRATE.

YOU SEE A MYSTERIOUS SPACECRAFT

ROCKETS TOWARD AND CRASH LANDS

ON EARTH WHERE IT IS FOUND AND

PENETRATED BY AN ADORABLE PANDA

BEAR.

HE GOES IN THE ALIEN BUBBLE AND

COMES OUT TRANSFORMED INTO ICE

PANDA, WHO NOW HAS THE POWER TO

FLY AND TO WEAVE A HUGE MAGICAL

STADIUM NEST.

MADE OUT OF GLOW STICKS.

THOUSAND-FOOT-LONG GLOW STICKS

AND NECKLACES, TOO.

AND NOW IT SNOWBOARDS INTO SPACE

WHERE IF THEN HIGH-FIVES AN

ASTRONAUT IT LOVES, I GUESS.

AND THAT IS WHERE OUR STORY ENDS

INEXPLICABLY, WITH THE NEW

MASCOT.

KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU.

>> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.

>> Jimmy: LITTLE BIT.

SO THAT'S THE NEW MASS COT,

WHICH IS KIND OF CUTE.

BY NO MEANS IS THAT THE WORST

PLAK M

OLYMPIC MASS COT.

WE WENT THROUGH EVERY MASCOT,

HERE THEY ARE, THE WORST MASCOTS

IN OLYMPIC HISTORY.

WE WILL BEGIN AT NUMBER SEVEN.

AT NUMBER SEVEN IS IZZY FROM THE

'96 ATLANTA GAMES WHO LOOKS LIKE

ONE OF THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS

MADE IT WITH A SMURF.

AT NUMBER SIX, KOBE FROM

BARCELONA, A FOX WITH ONE

NIPPLE.

LIKE SEAN HANNITY HIMSELF.

AT NUMBER FIVE, WE HAVE A DUO,

NEVE AND GLIZ FROM 2006.

AFTER THE GAMES WERE OVER,

SOMEONE STUCK A POKER THROUGH

THEIR HEADS, PUT THEM ON A

GRAHAM CRACKER AND ROASTED THEM

OVER THE OLYMPIC TORCH.

COMING IN AT NUMBER FOUR IS

WHATEVER THIS WAS FROM LONDON.

THAT'S JUST A PENIS WITH

BRACELETS ON.

AT NUMBER THREE, THE FIRST

OLYMPIC MASS COT FROM GRENOBLE

IN 1968.

I DON'T KNOW, THE WORLD'S

SCARIEST TOY.

LOOKS MORE LIKE CHERNOBYL THAN

GRENOBLE.

COMING IN AT NUMBER TWO, THIS

ABOMINATION FROM ATHENS IN 2004,

TWO PEOPLE WITH WHAT APPEAR TO

BE SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

YOU KNOW, THE DOCTORS TRIED TO

SEPARATE THEM AND THEY DIED.

AND THE WORST MASS COT IN

OLYMPIC HISTORY.

THE LAZIEST FROM ALL FROM THE

1980 MOSCOW GAMES, NISHA, THEY

TOOK A PICTURE OF A TEDDY BEAR

AND PUT A BELT ON HIM.

CONGRATULATIONS, MOESHA, YOU A