You look like a Viking. 5

You also look like a clean-up hitter 6

for the Boston Red Sox. 7

Okay. 8

Yeah. 9 00:00:19.225 --> 00:00:20.058 line:15% What? 10

Oh, you can buy a gun here? 11

But there's no gun violence here. 12

(audience laughs) 13

Wait, you walked for three days? 14

Yeah. 15

What are you, Johnny Appleseed? 16 00:00:42.026 --> 00:00:43.970 line:15% What are you -- (audience laughs) 17

Well you don't need to. 18

It's a very funny reference 19

and people in my country will laugh, 20

and people in your country won't see this. 21

Yeah. 22

Here's the point, 23

you walked for three days, why? 24

(audience laughs) 25

So next time you go for a walk for three days, 26 00:00:59.847 --> 00:01:02.138 line:15% do you think you'll-- 27

Sure, I'll come. 28 00:01:02.971 --> 00:01:05.388 line:15% Do we bring any food with us? 29

And just eat it raw on the side of the road? 30

Have you eaten a raw deer? 31 00:01:20.470 --> 00:01:23.303 line:15% You ate a raw liver of a reindeer. 32

Well, yeah, you're not an animal. 33

(audience laughs) 34

This is incredible, you are, you have true Viking blood. 35

Oh, you think I would pass for Viking? 36

You think I seem manly enough to to be a Viking? 37

(audience laughs) Fix what? 38

When I'm talking about me now? 39

Why fix something? 40

What do you mean? 41

(audience laughs) 42

Soon after my arrival I was interviewed by KNR, 43

Greenland's biggest and only television station. 44

Hi, how are you? 45

How are you? 46

I'm good, I was just wandering in these rocks. 47

Yeah, isn't it beautiful? 48

Beautiful and I saw you doing a story 49 00:02:27.130 --> 00:02:29.463 line:15% and I thought I'd come over. 50 00:02:39.550 --> 00:02:40.960 line:15% Well it felt like a really fun opportunity 51 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:42.970 line:15% to come here and meet everybody, 52

and if I come here as part of my show, 53

I don't have to pay for it. 54

(audience laughs) 55

The show pays for it. 56 00:02:48.844 --> 00:02:50.788 line:15% So this is a free trip for me, yeah. 57 00:02:50.788 --> 00:02:53.621 line:15% (audience laughs) 58

It's the first country to sell for that much. 59

The golf course. 60

You have a golf course. 61

It's called the Golf Klub. 62 00:03:14.708 --> 00:03:16.374 line:15% (audience laughs) 63

(audience laughs) 64 00:03:28.712 --> 00:03:30.348 line:15% (audience laughs and cheers) 65

Who do 66

inspired the most? 67

Wow, it's hard to say. 68

I mean, I've been inspired by so many people. 69

The Kellogg Family. 70

I think his name is William Kellogg. 71

You know he was the first person to make breakfast cereal. 72

I had not a always happy childhood, 73

and one of the things I took solace in was sugar cereals. 74 00:03:49.790 --> 00:03:52.420 line:15% Your Cocoa Krispies, your Captain Crunch, 75 00:03:52.420 --> 00:03:54.677 line:15% your Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, 76 00:03:54.677 --> 00:03:55.638 line:15% (audience laughs) 77 00:03:55.638 --> 00:03:58.767 line:15% Cocoa Puff, anything with chocolate in it, 78

and Marshmallows Lucky Charms, Kellogg's did a lot of that, 79

(audience laughs) 80

and so they actually influenced my childhood, 81

and they're one of the reasons today 82

that I can't lift things above my shoulder. 83

(audience laughs) 84

Because it's not good for you, yeah. 85

The next stop on my Greenland press tour 86

was an interview and photo shoot 87

with the CEO of Greenland's biggest and only airline. 88 00:04:29.980 --> 00:04:32.300 line:15% Jacob, thank you for having me to your wonderful country. 89 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:33.800 line:15% Thank you for coming here. 90

I very much enjoy your airline. 91

It has long been my dream 92

to be in an in-flight magazine. 93

Yeah? 94

I've always wanted to be in an in-flight magazine. 95

And I've tried and tried and tried, 96

got very close with Virgin Atlantic once, 97

and then they found out that I was a virgin. 98

(audience laughs) 99

They thought that was bad publicity. 100

What's been your impression of Greenland 101

and the Greenland people? 102

This is a stunning country, absolutely beautiful. 103

Also, and I'm gonna go out on a limb here, 104

but I'm gonna say that no country I've ever been to 105

has better dried fish. 106

You guys kill it with dried fish. 107

(audience laughs) 108

I don't know what you do, 109

but no one dries a fish like you guys. 110

And what a great way to experience fish. 111

Yeah. 112

You know, you can keep the fish in your wallets. 113

You can keep then in a fanny pack. 114

(audience laughs) 115

You can use the dried pressed fish as a bookmark, 116

and then when you're done with the book, 117

you can eat the bookmark, the fish. 118

It's amazing. 119

I see people walking around. 120

They trade them like old baseball cards. 121

(audience laughs) 122

I don't know who's out there 123

with a blow dryer on the beach, 124

but I think you're just doing an amazing job. 125

Oh, excellent, thank you, Conan. 126

And before I knew it, I was back at KNR Studios 127

to lend a little star power to their nightly broadcast. 128

Please keep in mind, this really aired 129

all across Greenland. 130 00:05:54.661 --> 00:05:56.650 line:15% Good evening, I'm Conan O'Brien, 131 00:05:56.650 --> 00:05:59.581 line:15% and I'm bringing you the latest weather report 132 00:05:59.581 --> 00:06:00.449 line:15% (audience cheers and claps) 133 00:06:00.449 --> 00:06:01.437 line:15% for Greenland. 134 00:06:01.437 --> 00:06:05.320 line:15% I will give the report in the Greenlandic language 135

'cause let's face it, how hard could it be? 136

(audience laughs) 137

(audience laughs and cheers) 138

There's cold stuff coming. 139

(audience claps and cheers)