Physically? I mean, sh*t... I'm a fine motherf**ker, you know?

I wish my hair was a little longer.

What would you change about yourself?

What would I change?

Um...

That's a hard one.

There are so many things I would change.

Um... kind of fat.

Love to be thinner.

Yeah...I could probably lose an inch or two around the gut.

Because I've gotten chunky in my old age, and I want to sharpen up my physique.

I wish I was more social.

-Social. -Sociable.

I would be more outgoing.

-Open. -Patient.

-Humble. -Articulate.

-Courageous. -A little less anxiousness would be nice.

Like just walk up to a group of people and start a conversation, introduce myself.

I would shut up more often.

I take things more personally than I should.

I wish I didn't have a short temper.

I wanna be nicer to my family.

Be a little bit more communicative when I am pissed off.

My wife's over there, looking. Yes, she's nodding, yes.

-Would like to be more fit. -Fit.

Wish I had abs of steel.

Be nice to have like, a four pack.

I'm just too strong. I'd like to be weaker.

-Stop biting my nails. -No clammy hands.

-Probably my feet. -Legs.

-I'm too short. -Wanna be a little bit taller.

-Taller. -Shorter.

-Faster. -I wish I had a perfect singing voice.

I can't dance, so I'd love to become a dancer.

I would change my ability to commit to things I don't want to do.

Maybe some enthusiasm for work.

I would try not to dwell on stuff so much.

Be in the moment and not be so obsessive.

I would save more money.

-I'd be richer. -I'd grow a full beard.

I wish I wasn't so hooked on money, like I...

I have a really bad habit of interrupting people.

Be a better listener.

What would you change about yourself?

-My face? -Cheeks.

-Hair. -My ears.

-Voice. -Freckles.

-Wrinkles. -Teeth.

I would want them like super straight, you know?

I'd like to have blue eyes like my dad did.

-I hate my nose. -Nose.

I've always wanted a smaller nose.

I wish I didn't have resting bitch face all the time.

What would you change about yourself?

Um... How stubborn I am.

-I wish I wasn't so blunt. -So loud.

I would change my name.

I wish I could grow my hair out longer.

I wish I had hair.

Not procrastinate.

I would cure my anxiety.

I wish I had more overall... confidence.

I wish I was less clingy.

How emotional I am.

How ditsy I could be.

I would be less hard on myself.

I would not beat myself up about...my weight.

Stomach. Stomach.

Having a flat belly.

-Stretch marks. -My thunder-thighs.

-I wanna be thinner. -My lips are kinda fat.

-I wouldn't mind bigger breasts. -Big boobies.

I wish my skin wasn't so white.

My body hair, I'm like a gorilla.

I would probably get rid of a couple tattoos.

Wish I read more?

Be more school-smart.

Better at math.

I wish that I was instantly better at everything.

What's one thing you would change about yourself?

Um... not a goddamn thing, probably.