Ross?

Ross?

Okay, whenever you're ready.

And you're the father by the way.

But you get...

Can I get you some water?

No, I'm good, I'm good.

Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay?

I mean you can be as involved as you want.

Yeah.

I, Uh...

I'm just...

I don't know. I don't understand.

Um...

How this happened?

We, we used a condom.

I know. I know but, you know, condoms only work like 97 percent of the time.

Wha- What?

What?!

Well, they should put that on the box!

They do.

No they don't!

Well, they should put it in huge block letters!

Okay, Ross come on let's just forget about the condoms.

Oh well, I may as well have.

Listen, you know what?

I was really freaked out too when...

Freaked?

I'm not freaked out!

I'm indignant as a consumer!

You know what?

Let's- let's talk later.

No, no!

I wanna talk now!

Okay?

In fact, I wanna talk to the president of the condom company!

Okay, you know, maybe I should come back...

Yeah, I'll press one!

Oh my god!

What happened to the door?

So it's noticeable, huh?

Look, is Rachel here?

I really need to talk to her.

Didn't you two already talk?

Yeah, but...

Okay, okay...

Look, you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but there's something else.

Rachel's pregnant.

Oh mother of god!

I can't believe that!

With my child!

That is brand new information!

You already know, don't you?

Little bit.

How you doing?

Okay.

Okay.

I mean I'll be okay.

It's just I don't think I handled it very well.

What did you say to her?

Nothing.

But the compliant department at the condom company got an earful, and then when I turned around she was gone.

Oh, Ross.

I know, but hey, in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97 percent effective.

What?

I got to go find her.

Wow, hey oh, hold on.

Are you serious?

So like 3 percent of the time they don't even work?

Huh?!

They should put that on the box!

- Evidently, they do. - What?!