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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 It is Throwback Thursday, and as many of you

  • know I recently threw my back out.

  • For those of you following the progress, I'm feeling better.

  • My back needed a little TLC, tender loving codeine.

  • And I hurt my back--

  • I tripped on those steps over there,

  • and that's what happened.

  • I tripped, and anyway.

  • I wish I could say that was my only mistake I

  • made this season, but it's not.

  • Couple of weeks ago I was playing a game called

  • What's In Your Wallet where I steal things out

  • of the audience's wallets.

  • We're not going to play that today.

  • But anyway, I was going to give one of my contestants

  • a jacket from my EV1 line at Walmart,

  • and here's what happened.

  • Turn those off.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • Turn that off.

  • You also get a--

  • I know.

  • It's hard.

  • You also get $500 Visa gift card.

  • Oh my god!

  • Turn that off.

  • Let's see.

  • I'm kind of shaking, so.

  • That's OK.

  • Do you like my jacket that I'm wearing?

  • I love your jacket that you're wearing.

  • Guess what?

  • It's my new line at Walmart, EV1,

  • and look how cute it is on the back.

  • Yeah.

  • So I want to give you one.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • 00:01:11,449 --> 00:01:13,864 Oh, I changed!

  • Oh my god.

  • That's hilarious.

  • I just changed and from the last show.

  • And I completely forgot I changed clothes.

  • We'll cut this out.

  • We won't cut this out.

  • I just turn around, and go look at me!

  • That's what.

  • Yeah.

  • So I had it on.

  • 00:01:39,939 --> 00:01:41,729 You don't understand this, but sometimes we

  • do two shows in one day.

  • So I change clothes to make it look like another day,

  • and I'd had that jacket on.

  • And she just plays along.

  • I go look at the back, and she's like, oh yeah.

  • 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:56,219 And then a few days later, this happened.

  • You have to catch your breath, right?

  • I do.

  • All right.

  • So it's time for our segment A Really Cute Video To Watch

  • While Twitch Catches His Breath.

  • 00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:08,359 [GUITAR MUSIC]

  • That's a kitten, on a head of a dog.

  • Oop.

  • He can't fit through there.

  • Look how cute that kitten and that dog are.

  • I want both of them.

  • Oh.

  • I forgot.

  • 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,084 [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:37,486 [CHEERING]

  • 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,220 In rehearsal I said there should be a guitar here when

  • it comes out, and I forgot.

  • 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:55,150 Timing is everything.

  • I'm not the only one who messed up lately.

  • Our cat mascot was kicking off Cat Week, and this happened.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, today girls and boys,

  • Democrats and Republicans, blondes and brunettes,

  • today is the first day of Cat Week.

  • 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,790 Honestly, until his head came off,

  • I thought that was a real cat.

  • I was like that cat can dance.

  • And then I made the biggest mistake ever.

  • And this-- oh my audience was so upset when I did.

  • This Bill Gates was here.

  • And I guess I wasn't thinking properly.

  • So I still be viewed as conservative.

  • So nothing really changed.

  • So you didn't say, oh I'm going to buy a Porche.

  • I did.

  • That I did.

  • You did.

  • Then eventually for my travel I got a plane,

  • which was a huge indulgence.

  • So those are my two--

  • So you have a Porche and a plane, and that's it.

  • Well, in terms of crazy things, yeah.

  • Well, we want to do something for you, because we love you,

  • and Shutterfly loves inspiring stories like this.

  • So they want to give you a check for $20,000.

  • Aw

  • 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:31,040 [LAUGHTER]

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 It is Throwback Thursday, and as many of you

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