- Can you pass me the melk?

- (laughs) The milk?

- Yeah.

- The milk. M-I-L-K.

- Yeah, that's what I said.

- No, you said melk.

- Melk.

- Milk.

- Melk.

- Milk.

- We're saying the same thing.

(laughs) - No we're not.

- Thank you for the melk.

I'm gonna really enjoy my melk.

(dramatic music)

- Pecan.

- Puh-can.

- May-o-naise.

- Manaise.

- To-mah-to.

- That's a tomato.

- It's a to-mah-to.

- Well then how do you say potato?

- Potato.

- Well if you say potato, then you should say tomato.

- Potato, to-mah-to.

- I'll enjoy this to-mah-to.

- [Recording] Jewelry.

- Oh. Jew-el-ry.

- No. He said it jool-ry.

- No, he said jew-el-ry.

- [Redhead] Play it again.

- [Recording] Jewelry.

- [Redhead] No one says the entire--

- [Brunette] Jew-el-ry.

(computer slams shut)

- I'm done.

I'm just gonna sit here and clip my cue-pons.

- You mean coupons?

- My cue-pons.

- [Recording] Cou-pon. Cou-pon.

- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs. - [Brunette] Pa-jah-mas.

- Look. Look at that ah.

- You're speaking over him.

Let him say it.

- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs. - [Brunette] Pa-jah-mas.

- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs. - [Brunette] Pa-jah-mas.

(electronic music) - [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs.

- [Recording] Jew-el-ry.

- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs.

- [Recording] Cou-pon.

- [Brunette] No.

- [Redhead] No.

- [Brunette] No.

- [Redhead] It's not spelled that--

- [Brunette] Then why would they put the a.

- [Redhead] Tomato. Potato. Tomato.

- [Redhead] To-may-to. - [Brunette] (screams)

(frenzied music)

- What are you guys fighting a-boot?

- [Both] A-boot?

- [Redhead] Let's see what google has to say.

- [Brunette] Let's see if there's a cue-pon

for your bad attitude. How about that.

- [Redhead] Coupon.

- [Brunette] Cue-pon.