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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,980 Thanks for being here on my birthday show.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • This is a cute picture.

  • Every day I come out, and there's something different

  • here.

  • This is me.

  • I don't know how old I was.

  • Come on, that's--

  • Anyway, it happened.

  • I'm now 60 years old.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,770 I did it.

  • My actual birthday was on Friday.

  • Portia took me out for dinner that night

  • and then we had some lovely wine.

  • And then we-- well you know what happened.

  • [LAUGHTER] We played boggle, and then, um--

  • It's amazing that I'm 60.

  • It's even more amazing, I've been

  • doing this show for 15 years.

  • That's-- [APPLAUSE] really amazing.

  • And, just because I'm 60, I don't

  • plan on changing anything about the show.

  • Although today, we have to kind of wrap it

  • up quickly because I need to get home to see Wheel of Fortune.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • It's supposed to be a big milestone.

  • They say, oh you're 60.

  • It's a big milestone.

  • It's-- to me it's not important.

  • I have never paid attention to numbers.

  • Which is-- it explains my crippling debt.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I was born in 1958.

  • It was a different time.

  • TV was black and white, presidents were only white.

  • [LAUGHTER] The Bachelor wasn't a TV show.

  • The bachelor was a word you'd describe

  • your 50-year-old uncle who just hadn't met the right lady.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yea.

  • Some people are surprised that I'm 60, which is a compliment.

  • But I think there are a lot of people out there

  • who look great for their age.

  • Like, my friend Rob Lowe.

  • I think he never seems to age.

  • What about me?

  • [CHEERS]

  • What about me?

  • 00:02:15,212 --> 00:02:18,684 I forgot about you.

  • You forgot?

  • You suddenly forgot?

  • No.

  • You don't even know how old I am.

  • I don't.

  • Maybe I'm your age.

  • No, I'm not your age.

  • No, you're not as old as me.

  • I'm far away from being your age.

  • Hi Sophia.

  • What's the--

  • Hi, you will be wondering why I'm here.

  • Well, it's my birthday.

  • Well, yeah, happy birthday.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, I was wondering on my way here why I was coming here.

  • But then I realized it was your birthday.

  • Yes.

  • And I came here to help you celebrate.

  • OK.

  • Because-- I mean not that you need help celebrating.

  • But I wanted, you know, to help.

  • Because it's going to be such a fun day for you.

  • You're going to have a lot of surprises.

  • This going to be like um, like A Christmas Carol.

  • OK.

  • You know?

  • Christmas Carol day for you.

  • All of your-- all of your old friends.

  • Really?

  • Yeah, like your age are going to be here.

  • And new friends.

  • You're going to be like Ebenezer Scrooge.

  • Who?

  • You don't even know who that is.

  • It's an American, [LAUGHTER] famous, old person.

  • 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:29,611 but I love you.

  • And I have something special for you, that's most important.

  • I didn't just come here to say happy birthday.

  • Hold on.

  • OK.

  • I-- it's something that you're going to really, really enjoy.

  • And that you're going to need.

  • OK.

  • She left.

  • She has nothing.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [HORN HONKING]

  • [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

  • It's for you.

  • Hey.

  • Hey, wait.

  • This is-- you have to learn how to do it.

  • It's not that simple but--

  • OK.

  • You have to be careful.

  • You have a little key and everything.

  • Look at this.

  • And you can put your old people accessories here.

  • Like if you need like your glasses and--

  • What is this, coupons?

  • It's coupons.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Thank you so much.

  • Maybe you don't need it in the next 30 years, but you will.

  • I will.

  • So put like a little cover--

  • OK.

  • --and you will.

  • I love you.

  • Thank you so much for being here.

  • Go, go, go.

  • Try it.

  • OK.

  • [APPLAUSE]

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,980 Thanks for being here on my birthday show.

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