- Postman Pat's Christmas Special.

(Emilia makes the Toolman grunt)

That is the right person, right?

- Scooby-Doo. - No!

Did you not grow up in my generation!

♪ Decorating the big pine tree. ♪

♪ Down in the den. ♪

♪ Glory hallelujah! ♪

♪ Christmas is here again. ♪

- "Is the movie corny? Often.

Is it moving in the most basic, mor"- I can't do it,

"in the most basic moral way?

Every year we watch it."

- Every year we watch it... - What movie?

- Uh, Love Actually?

(buzzer) - No.

- Oh, I mean, that's the obvious choice.

- That's it guys, that's gonna be his answer

to every single question.

(laughs)

Classic, classic moral tale.

- Oh, The Snowman.

(buzzer) - No.

- For God's sake! (laughing)

- That's an old one-- - The Snowman?

- No one's ever watched The Snowman!

- You are learning what this man watches right here.

It's got "It's" at the start of the name of the-

the name of the movie begins with 'It's'--

- It's A Wonderful Christmas.

It's A Wonderful Life!

(laughs)

- I am so glad that's on camera!

You are terrible.

Okay go on-- - What is it?

- I'm going to screw up this next bit,

"It's a Wonderful Life", yes!

- Oh my God, got it.

- Oh, youth is wasted on the wrong people!

- "Rent it on Christmas Eve

and give that 'Wonderful Life' shit a rest for one year."

- Oh, Bad Santa?

(buzzer) - No.

- Um...

- Uh, you're terrible at this game.

- I'm not, I'm better than you.

"Die Hard"?

It's right, isn't it?

Is it right?

- Moving on. - Hey!

In your face!

- Damn it, you looked.

- Yippee ki yay, mother fucker.

- One of the Toolman's best forays into film.

Toolman, okay, I'm going to give you a clue.

- "Postman Pat's Christmas Special"

(Emilia makes the Toolman grunt)

That is the right person right?

- Scooby-Doo. - No!

Did you not grow up in my generation!

The TV show that begins with,

(Emilia makes the Toolman grunt)

- Wha?

- Scooby-doo!

- And he had a really cute son,

he had like 4 sons and there's the neighbor with the fence

and he's like "oh hey, how's it going"--

- Oh, yeah, "Home Improvement".

- Yeah, exactly, so who's the lead actor in that?

- Uh, Tim...

- He did a Christmas Movie.

- Tim guy, Tim Curr, no don't, yup, Tim dude.

- He did a Christmas movie, what is it called?

- Oh My God, I do know this one.

I don't know the name though.

- Uh oh!

- Well what is Father Christmas often known as?

What's he called? - Claus, Santa Claus.

- Yeah, so put 'the' in front of that.

- "The Santa Clause". - Well done!

- Hey!

- Look, I am lactose intolerant

and I am just about this close to taking all those presents

back up the chimney with me.

- "Jolly yuletide cheer with some cruel prank calls,

"sexual tension and soriety girl slayings."

Am I saying that right?

- Yeah.

- Soriety?

- Um, soriety.

- Soriety.

- There you go,

that makes more sense in a non-English accent, doesn't it.

- Yeah, in England.

- I'm from the sorority, I have a soror--

- (both) Sorority!

(laugh)

- We got there.

- You Americans.

- So English.

- Sorority girl.

I always wanted to be a sorority girl.

- When you say it in that accent, now I know.

- Yeah, now it makes sense. - Okay, okay, okay.

- [Interviewer] This is a horror film.

- This is a horror film?

- Hey, I didn't get any guesses!

- Thank you.

My girl's got me, she's on my side.

- It was made in 1974.

- It's a horror film?

- Yup.

- And it's a color of the spectrum, color spectrum.

- "Black Christmas"?

- Oh my God, there you go.

- Hey hey!

- Good job.

(screaming)

- So it's just obviously that,

"Compared to part 2 it's real close to 'Citizen Kane'.

I can't speak.

Scott Weinberg, E Film Critic

- There's only one Christmas movie--

- Oh come, on.

- Where the second--

- The most--

- The second movie is worse than the first

and that's "Home Alone".

- That's the only movie you can think of

where the second one is worse?

- Yup. - The only one?

- Yup.

Am I right? - You're right, you're right.

- Yay!

- Well done, well done, we got him there guys,

we got him there.

- I might have looked at that earlier.

(laughing)

- Oh my God!

- How am I going to get this out, yeah, I need some help.

- Brilliant. (laughing)

- "The cheesiest thing I've witnessed since

Lara Croft rode a shark to the surface of the Mediterranean

(in a good way!)."

- Love Actually?

(buzzer) - Nope.

One of the lines, you'll get it if I say the line

"Smiling is my favorite"

and if you don't-- - "Elf".

- Oh my gosh, thank the Lord.

- You sit on a throne of lies.

- "The first Christmas black comedy for children."

Oh, hold on--

- Home Alone?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Wasn't that?

- Well did we, yeah,

but it's different reviews of the same thing.

We just glossed over the fact that I got that immediately.

- Oh yeah, sorry.

(laughing)

- So I'm... - It was more impressive--

- excellent. - when I did it.

- Very good.

- But it was definitely more impressive when I--

- Well it's just dull now--

- Because it was on your mind--

- How fucking great I am at this.

- It was on your mind, and obviously, it sparked something.

- 65% on Rotten Tomatoes, "Home Alone".

- Outrageous.

- You need to change that up - So if ours gets like, two--

Can everybody go back this Christmas--

- And becomes a Christmas classic--

- And put some more votes on "Home Alone" please.

- Yeah, no, it's a good idea.

- Certified fresh. It has to be.

- Yeah, I mean "Home Alone 2" I get it,

but "Home Alone" 1, come on.

- Classic. - With the iron?

(clanging and banging)

(screaming)

- That's my favorite bit,

it's me and my brother's favorite bit.

- The hot, the hot thing.

(sizzle noise)

Ahh!

(blowing)

(yelling)

- That's that.

- Amazing!

- Good job. - We smashed it.

(theme song begins)

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, bye.

Watch our movie!