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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,010 I want to start off by congratulating

  • my staff and my crew.

  • This weekend we won an Emmy award

  • for best entertainment talk show.

  • [CHEERING]

  • 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,670 Very exciting.

  • The awards were held on Cinco de Mayo,

  • but my staff was very well behaved.

  • They did not drink at all.

  • I'm sorry, I meant to say they got very drunk.

  • That's what I meant to say, is they drank a lot.

  • But we are very proud of this show.

  • We work hard every single day to try to put on the best show

  • that we possibly can.

  • Things don't always go right.

  • We make mistakes and for instance

  • the show that it was yesterday.

  • During the game-- that was a brand new game.

  • It was called words of danger.

  • And we'd never played it before and we

  • didn't think we needed to rehearse,

  • and we just thought we would do it

  • live in front of the audience.

  • And the premise was simple enough,

  • we pre interview two audience members

  • and then based on their answers I had to ask them open

  • ended questions that would lead them to say certain things,

  • and then I would blast them.

  • Anyway, the premise was not simple at all.

  • Here's how it started.

  • Go stand behind those little podiums over there.

  • OK.

  • Which one are you?

  • I'm Maddie.

  • Hi, Maddie?

  • Yeah.

  • Hi Maddie.

  • Hi.

  • OK.

  • And you are--

  • My name's Gracia.

  • Yeah OK, here's what's going to happen.

  • This is a--

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Oh.

  • Oh, yeah if you guys would swap, that's what I'm supposed--

  • OK.

  • So.

  • I was not paying attention to where they were.

  • And anyway, several things went wrong.

  • The contestants were in the wrong place, obviously.

  • The stage manager's yelling at me,

  • and the girl's name is Gracia and not Garcia.

  • 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:43,970 Yeah.

  • 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,640 But my Emmy award winning team spelled it wrong.

  • 00:01:54,222 --> 00:01:55,929 I'm out there live in front of everybody,

  • trying to figure it all out.

  • And I just went with it.

  • So here I am trying to get Maddie

  • to say Taylor Swift, which apparently she

  • was supposed to work that easily into something.

  • What kind of music do you like?

  • I like country, I like pop, hip hop, a little bit of rap.

  • Just not heavy metal rock is about it.

  • Everything but heavy metal.

  • Pretty much.

  • All right.

  • So and so any kind of-- you said Toby Keith,

  • and some other country and pop.

  • What pop?

  • I love Katy Perry, love--

  • 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:35,340 love Brittney Spears, love everybody.

  • All right.

  • I like the Spice Girls, recent stuff I like Taylor Swift.

  • OK.

  • Never seen anyone talk about music

  • that long without saying Taylor Swift in a sentence.

  • But then Gracia said Taylor Swift,

  • and we realized our mistake then.

  • Yeah.

  • Beautiful.

  • Really want to go.

  • I think everybody is thinking what I'm thinking.

  • There is-- that.

  • Yep.

  • So I mean, we shouldn't have switched them.

  • They were in the right place.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • This is-- yeah.

  • So the-- so this game was so much fun.

  • 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,910 It's so much fun.

  • Switch places.

  • OK.

  • 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,212 OK.

  • I don't know if you saw my eyes, but that

  • was my soul leaving my body.

  • 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:42,070 You know sometimes it's fun when things go wrong,

  • but this went really wrong.

  • Like really, really wrong.

  • But then everything should be fixed, right?

  • Mm-mm.

  • Gracia, what is your favorite body part?

  • Arms?

  • That's your favorite body part?

  • Yeah.

  • Arms are cool.

  • OK, yeah.

  • 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,950 Gracia do you have any piercings?

  • My ears.

  • And that's it.

  • 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,500 Are you lying to me?

  • 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:16,491 It's just my ears.

  • 00:04:19,269 --> 00:04:20,072 Do you have 'em?

  • Do you have any?

  • Just my ears.

  • Nothing fun, sorry.

  • Oh my god, you're both going to win a TCL Roku TV.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • It took me 16 seasons, but I finally just gave up.

  • I didn't-- instead of a game, it really became more of a long

  • boring interview with a prize at the end.

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,010 I want to start off by congratulating

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