Far in a galaxy, far, far away

There once was a boy slave destined to save space

He wins a big pod race

And hits on a queen

Padme's a cougar

Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half

Obi-Wan must train The One from Tatooine

It's the clone age

Sand People rampage

Mommy got flayed, strayed

Ani's bae is Padme

Anakin you are breaking my heart

Order is made, Jedi are slain

Kill all the baby tiny Younglings

Side takes the throne, Long live the clones

Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man

Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first

You're my only hopie Obi-Wan

Look! A small moon

That's a space ship!

Worshipfullness, walking carpet

This princess better pay out

Use the Force, Luke

Close your eyes and shoot

Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky

Skywalker flies

Do or don't, there's no try

(Try the dark side)

No! No, no! No!

Luke, I'm your daddykins

Your mom was kissing Anakin

Han's frozen

I love you

I know

It's father, son and daughter

A dynasty united at last

The galaxy is free from evil thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past