Mark and Torey

Hi I'm Mark

Hi I'm Torey

So you're both professional daters?

I don't date. I've quit

You've quit dating?

Yeah

Until you can be bothered again

Until I can be bothered again. Thank you!

I've dated one person for roughly 9 years

But that's why I invited you today

So you're engaged

Yes

You don't date anymore

I'm committed to myself

Brilliant

We're doing dating vocabulary

"BAE". What does BAE mean?

BAE is "Boo" it's the same thing

Your lover

Your Boo-Boo Chicken, yeah

Your Boo-Boo Chicken

Now I do refer to my closest female friends

If I'm texting them

Often I call them "BAE"

So it's okay to use with your close friends as well

Not just a romantic thing

That's nice!

I wish I had friends

The next word is "To flake" or "To be flakey"

Flake! Yes!

Also a noun

Could be a verb and a noun

You could be "A flake"

Yeah

To flake is to back out of plans

At the last moment

To fail to show up also

Yeah

This is not just for romance

This can be for friends, your friends can be flakey!

When you flake

It's usually when you're careless about letting the person know

that you will not be there too

Can they be "a flake" if it's just once?

Good question

Then they "have flaked", you know

But they're not necessarily "a flake"?

Flaking does not a flake make

But if they do it over and over again

Thank you

Put that on a Tshirt!

The next word is "DTF"

This is an acronym, and what does it stand for?

Down

To

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

"Down To Fuck"

Nice

DTF: Down To Fuck

Horned up. You're ready.

You're dressed in such a way that

advertises your body's most sexually attractive alluring features

I think we're all DTF

Yeah I'm definitely

Well I'm DTF at most times

That's a great business card

Mark Vigeant: DTF

At all times?

At most times

Not at all times. You can't be at a carwash DTF

You can be

You could fuck in a carwash

For sure!

DTF segues very nicely into a "Fuck Buddy"

This is a noun

Care to elaborate on what a "Fuck Buddy" is?

A Fuck Buddy is somebody that you depend on to have sex with

and not elevate this relationship to a relationship

To keep it casual

They're like a reliable source of sex

There are people in more open communities

There will be a couple that has a fuck buddy

And I believe those people refer to themselves as "Unicorns"

A unicorn is a person who has committed

themselves to a couple

And they don't have sex with people who aren't THAT couple

Whoa!

I didn't know that

I'm pretty sure that's what a unicorn is

I trust you

"Ghosting" as a noun, or "To ghost" as a verb

Well we disappear

You disappear. "To ghost' means you're gone!

You no longer wanna see them or talk to them

or date them

But you don't communicate that

and it's very of our, I would say, generation to ghost

What's the main reason for ghosting, do you think?

It's as simple as, like, there's no consequence

Yeah, there's no repercussion whatsoever

The shield of a screen protects you from the emotion of another human being

And so if you're dating somebody you met online

and you share no mutual friends

You can ghost them

You almost remain strangers

You still think of them maybe as someone you met on the internet

Which for some reason we don't treat the same way

Right?

So then you're able to like be a complete asshole to that person

I'm not defending it by the way

No absolutely not

But that's the mindset

Some people might want to just avoid dealing with the unpleasantries of

Being like "Look I don't like you"

Can you ghost in the friendship world? I guess you can

Yeah you can ghost a friend

I've definitely done that

"The Noodle Stab"

I don't know that one

I feel like it explains itself

How you test your "Al dente-ness"?

For all the people who aren't perverts!

Are you saying you're NOT a pervert?

Correct

I'm a foodie

Weird. I'm a pervert.

So how do you want to finish it? How do you wanna finish this?

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