RWBY Chibi!

*Fluctuating vacuum cleaner sounds* *Weiss humming*

*Zwei whimpers*

Blake: I know, right?

Yang: Ugh, Oobleck is the worst!

Blake: Not as bad as Professor Peach.

Weiss: I like her.

Ruby: Yeah, but she's not around very often.

*Ruby yelps and struggles to free herself*

Yang: Ruby! It's time for class!

Ruby: Coming!!

*Ruby chuckles* Ah, crazy kids. *Also, subtle product placement RT.*

Ruby: Guh! Guhhh!! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!!

*Jaune humming*

*Ruby grunts in disgust*

Ruby: Dude...

Blake: Hmm...

*Blake sighs in relief*

Ruby: Hey, Blake! Can I borrow that book you were reading?

blake quietly falls down with mesmerizing grace

Yang: And I said Bumblebee? More like--

Jaune: Hey guys!

Jaune: Check out who we found!

Pyrrha: Hello again!

*Ruby gasps in surprise* You're okay! How are you even here?!

Pyrrha: What do you mean?

Ruby: I-I mean I watched you d--

Nora: NOPE!!

Nora: Never happened!

Ruby: Bu--

Nora: NOPE!!

Nora: Everything's fine!

Nora: Pyrrha. Is. Fine. Nothing bad... EVER, HAPPENED!

Nora: EVEEERRRRRRR...

*Nora subtly hinting nothing that happens in Chibi is canon. This means you, Edwin.*

Lie Ren: So... you guys wanna keep doing comedy segments?

Pyrrha: That sounds lovely!

*Credits outro*

* ♪This is the way we want to spend everyday♪

♪Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away♪

♪Join us and see, we can be happy and free♪

♪Life is full of fun because we're all chibi♫