Mo

安

gamers

呀玩家們

It's raining.

現在在下雨

I heard thunder before that's why i stoped

我剛剛有聽到雷聲,為啥停咧

cause there's this thing I really want to try out with the trident

因為我一直很想用三叉戟做一件事

I don't know if I'm gonna get trolled

不知道會不會弄巧成拙

Okay, it is thunder but if i strike moo cow

噢，好喔 這個雷聲

Moo cow don't look at me like that. I'm doing a thing DJ cow

假如我想劈出這隻哞哞牛

Yeah look away. I don't know if this will work

哞哞牛

Don't look at me

別這樣看我 我要幹大事 DJ牛牛

IKEA bird was back by the way

對 把頭轉過去

To just get murdered again

不知道會不會成功

I had to revert to an old save file

*轟隆* *RIP牛牛*

Don't - don't look at me like that. Ulla Brita you're fine

不要看我

I'm out of here. I don't need this. I don't need this sort of abuse

順帶一提，IKEA鳥回來了

DJ cow was like a father to me. How could you do this?

(笑) 然後又被謀殺了

Okay DJ moo moo cow, hit it

我不得不恢復到舊的保存文件

How could you lie to me.

IKEA鳥#2 被雷擊打死了

How could they do this Sven? This should be illegal

別...別那樣看我

Shoot the cow with the Trident Felix. It'll be really cool

Ulla Britta 你們不會有事的

You'd be really cool Felix.

我要閃人了

I was so excited. I was gonna show you guys look I have to - liste - I mean

我不需要這種...

two involuntarily placed

我不要這種精神虐待

Opportunity of employment people.

DJ牛牛就像我父親一樣

I haven't traded with them. Actually. I should probably should start doing that

你怎麼能這麼做?

Yeah, their baby died. It's whatever. Okay

(好了DJ哞哞牛 下音樂)

So yeah, as you can see they they're doing a pretty good job

你怎麼騙我??

Give me your money

Sven 他們怎麼能這樣? 這個應該是非法的

He wants pumpkin. Well, I have plenty of those

用三叉戟射牛牛, Felix

God damn boy

一定會超酷的~

These two are making me rich goddamn 38 emeralds Sven we're gonna be rich

一定超酷~的 Felix

My melon farm is so good.

我本來很興奮的，我本來想讓你們看

Where did you come from?

我現在有兩個奴...我是說

No one escapes.

兩個非自願被叫來這裡

Did you guys know you can take melon slices and place them all together?

享受工作機會的人

Not cactus

我都還沒跟他們交易過，我應該開始這麼做了

Come on, what is this?

對，他們的寶寶死了, 那個是隨便, OK吧?

Keep guarding them Sven, make sure they do their job

恩對，你可以看到...他們做得很好

God, damn, I'm rich

把你的錢給我

why is farming the most lucrative business of Minecraft

噢, 他要南瓜

You know if it's bad for me to bring in

嘛... 我有一大堆

people to work for me

天~殺~的!

Involuntarily then why do they make it so good in the game?

兄弟!

Because my god

這兩人會讓我發大財，天殺的

I'm rich

38個綠寶石 !?

What do they do? They're freaky making in front of Sven.

Sven我們要變有錢人了

Hey, not in front of Sven

我的西瓜田好棒了

Stop stop it

你從哪裡來?

Press the button, press the button QUICK. Don't look Sven

呵哈哈哈哈

That was close one

沒有人逃得走

Hey, I don't pay you guys to make babies.

你們知道

Seriously my melon farm is like the best

如果你把西瓜片這樣放在一起--

Stop. Stop freaking less more farming.

不是仙人掌

All right. Well, let me show you guys some of the other stuff

拜託喔

I've been working on I spend a lot of time on my

這是殺毀啦

My Frick Chamber.

繼續保護他們Sven, 確保他們做好工作

I'm actually really excited (to) about it. I have a lot of stuff to do today actually

天~殺~的, 我好有錢

Getting so distracted here

為什麼在麥塊裡種田是最賺的拉?

Too much money too much riches.

你們評評理, 如果我把村民帶來當奴工很過分的話

Fame money and a fat bank account

而且他們還是非自願

So I want to store all the money in front of them so that they can see

然後, 為什麼遊戲還把這件事弄得這麼有賺頭咧?

Where all their hard work goes to: to me

因為，我的天

Hopefully I get to just demonstrate my new

我發大財了

System. I watched a few tutorials online. Thank you very much minecraft nerds

他們在幹嘛?! 他們在Sven面前做作怪的事!

So, yeah, I decorated it a little differently as you can see it's a bit more

嘿，不要在Sven面前做拉

Efficient now to update and stuff like that. It looks I think it looks cool.

停下來! 停下來!!

Yeah. Yeah, it looks - Yeah, it looks cool

按下按鈕!

Cool. Thanks. Thanks guys

按下按鈕!!

So ah, hey, but I haven't shown my favorite bit

快一點! Sven別看他們

Which is the fact that look this guy sells me sharpness 5 and I'm like, ok, that's freaking awesome

呼! 差點...

This guy sells me sharpness 3 and nothing else and I'm like, well you're useless so I have this new

嘿! 我不是付你們錢來生小孩的

System which is called

說真的，我的西瓜田真的是最棒的

commit-not-

停止! 停止作怪, 更加耕種！

villager anymore system, so you just press this button and

好吧, 讓我給你們看看, 我花很多時間在處理的... 我的作怪的小房間

Lava pours down from the ceiling

我真的很興奮

And bing-bang bing-bong villager is gone and I can just place a new villager

今天我有好多事情得完成

With my new railroad system that I have implemented.

這裡讓我好分心

Oh, actually I have a lot of new systems

太多錢了，太多財富了

You guys are gonna like this. Okay. So this is the feeding system right? Where food...

「名聲，錢還有豐厚的戶頭...」

Food drops down from the ceiling. So which makes them go

所以我想把所有的錢都存在他們面前

Oh

這樣他們才看得到 , 他們努力工作的成果跑到哪去了

Epic. Now, let's make Bebe

到我身上

can't sleep right now have to make bebe.

希望我可以展示我的新...系統?

The problem with this system

我上網看了一些教學影片

Is that sooner or later it runs out of food. I gotta go up there and refill it

謝謝所有的, 當個創世神書呆子

So one of the commenters left a really nice

痾, 所以...是的, 我稍微改變了我的裝潢

Suggestion where I know I don't only just have sl - I mean, I don't only just have people working for me involuntarily

就像你們看到的...裝潢後變得更有效率

To feed - to make bebe. I also have people

我覺得看起來滿不錯的

Working

是的! 是的，它看起來很酷！酷的!

To feed the the feeder

謝謝, 謝謝你們

so this guy feeds with the carrots, so this is system with the drop down, but then it's also connected to the

所以, 痾... 我還沒... 我還沒選出我喜歡的

Automatic farm, it feeds into the dropper, whatever he puts so that I don't have to refill it, basically.

這個事實是...你看

It's pretty awesome

這個人賣我鋒利5(附魔書) 好我喜歡, 這超棒

It's pretty cool. Right? So now I'm gonna feed them a little bit more and hope that a new baby comes up

這個人賣偶鋒利3, 然後其他鬼都沒有!

Because I want to show you the railroad system as well actually while we do that. There's another redstone thing

然後, 我在想,

I really want to build, where's Ulla Brita?

好吧, 你很沒用!

All right

所以我命名這個新設施叫...

hey hey hey

不再掛保證的村民交易中心

Ulla Brita is in timeout, but you can come out now you

所以你只要按下這個按鈕

You can come out now Ulla Brita, I'm sorry I got angry I lost DJ co- NO, STOP. How do they keep getting in here? I

岩漿會從天花板流下來

I hate you

然後... 兵梆兵梆, 村民就死的

So much

我可以再放一個新的村民

HOW? It's fenced up!

用我新做的鐵路裝置

Oh my God!

那一個我最近實施的

I'm so sorry

喔, 我其實還有一大堆新的系統

Hey, man, I'm so sorry.

你們一定會喜歡這個喔

I loved him too. He sold me really good prices

好阿, 所以這個是餵養裝置, 對吧?

Okay, there is something I actually really really really really really wanna do

食物在哪裡

because you guys have told me that as beautiful as IKEA Tower is

食物會從天花板掉來, 所以那個會讓他們想一想

You can make it even beautiful-er by adding a glass stained. What am I saying by adding a glass stained?

OH (｡◕∀◕｡)

glass glass stained: color stained glass!

史詩般的, 現在我們生bebe(寶寶)

How do I do it?

現在可別睡, 必須先造人

Damn

這個設施的問題是...

That's cool

迟早, 他會很快或很慢就用完, 我還得上去重新補充

But I feel like yellow could be cool as well

所以, 有一個留言者說得非常好

Hmm

建議我, 呃......

Oh my god yellow does look cool as well

痾...

Ulla Brita, what color do you prefer? Yellow or blue? Yellow? Okay, ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

我不只是有奴隸-- 不對不對,

Don't think so.

我的意思是我不只是讓人們非自願幫我工作 (口吃也太嚴重)

Oh yeah, you guys told me to put loyalty two on or three

去餵食 去造人,

I could only get two on my trident.

我還有人...

Sven. Sven, what do you think, yellow or blue? You want blue?

工作...

Okay, but what if hmm maybe we could somehow?

ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ

Have both oh my god. That's genius. Let's add both

去餵食餵養者

I've been doing so much redstone. I'm like this is gonna be so easy

所以這個人是餵胡蘿蔔

So what we need to do is we make one sticky piston

這個設施會掉落食物之外還連接著

I think I think we can just keep all the wiring on top of this

全自動農場

Like a floor above maybe. Let's see if I remember

食物接著漏斗

To build a clock. I mean I know how to how to build a bad clock. Maybe I'll just do my bad clock

不管它裝了些甚麼, 我基本上是不用自己補充的拉, 超棒的

Now we just need to place

很酷, 對吧? 所以現在我要再餵牠們一點點

This on top Christian mark

和我希望有新生命的到來

Wait it mixes the colors

因為我想給你看看鐵路設施

Naw

其實在我們做的時候

Stop

有另一個紅石裝置,我超級想做的

That looks terrible so I need to - aw this is okay. This is more complicated than I thought

Ulla Britta在哪裡?

All right Felix

啊, 對吧

You can totally be big brain, so what I would do, what my big brain is telling me

早些Ulla Britta在暫停的懲罰, 但是現在她可以出來了

Make my clock

Ulla Britta, 妳現在殼以出來了

my own clock which is

對不起我生氣了, 我失去DJ牛--

Everyone keeps saying is garbage. I don't care

不!!! 停下來!!!

It work. Okay, we start the pulse and

為什麼他們一直跑去那裡!?!

Then we extend the pulse

我超級...

Okay, and then we do the same on this side

討厭你!!! ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ

It's kind of a delay in between isn't it?

到底是為什麼呢?!

I don't like that okay. All right, we're doing quicker

這有圍欄圍起來了!!

Why is there a delay

我的天啊...!!

Yeah, this is gonna break.WHAT THE PROBLEM? I don't want the white one

我真的抱歉...

No, stop. Playing the actual game

嘿, 兄弟, 對不起啦...

Trying to figure it out spending hours trying to figure out why your redstone doesn't work

我也愛他, 他都賣我很划算的價格

Oh my god, I did it I'm such an idiot

好的, 有一件事我其實超級超級超級超級超級想做

I- I used sticky pistons clearly

因為你們都告訴我, 就像宜家塔一樣美麗,

I just had to use regular piston

你可以通過添加玻璃污漬窗戶使它變得更漂亮

And that was all there was TO IT

蛤我說什麼

I was like 'why it not work?' oh because I'm idoit (idiot)

"裝些染玻璃"

There she is

玻璃...染玻璃...? 是染色的玻璃啦!

my god

要怎麼做啊?

so butifol

哇靠...

It took me half an hour longer because I'm idot, but man

超酷的!

IKEA Tower's so beautiful

但是我覺得黃色應該也好酷

Look Ulla Brita is crying, wait I just realized Ulla Brita's eyes are ???

我的天啊, 黃色看起來也很酷

Noo :(

Ulla Britta 你比較喜歡哪個顏色, 黃色還是藍色?

All right p, oh yeah everyone keep pointing out the the maple is molding

黃色呢? 好喔

I don't know what to do about it.

想都別想

What is this curse of vanishing?

喔對, 你們說附上忠誠2... 或3...

What where did he go?

我只有附上忠誠2在我的三叉戟上

how are you guys doing you're sleeping alright? you're sleeping nice? everyone having a good time?

Sven, Sven, 你覺得呢? 黃色還是藍色?

Alright, I need to I need you to demonstrate something. Maybe I need to make it like a pis- GET IT

你想要藍色的?

Maybe I need to make a piston or something to push him now

好喔,但如果....

This is not the way I never tried this so

也許我們殼以換個角度想想...?

He's in the hole ladies and gentlemen, so now we should be able to by hitting this lever

兩種都用呢?

Get him up there, ah god I hope this works

我的天啊! 那太天才了！

It didn't work

我們兩種都加的!

The Redstone's not connected oh, there we go

我已經做過很多紅石設施了

Yeah, I think we almost got it hold on one second.

所以我的想法是「喔, 這將是如此簡單」

Ok. Oh god, is that a creeper

所以, 接下來偶們需要做個黏性活塞

Damn I love the trident. Okay.

我覺得

Alright, let's do this. Go.

我覺得我們殼以讓整個線路沿到最上面...?

Go

到最上面的樓層... 也許？

AAAAND IT'S SUCCESS

讓我們看看我還記得

Look he's a fisherman. That's awesome, too bad we already have one of those.

怎麼蓋時鐘的話

All right, that's enough

我意思是, 我知道怎麼做一個壞鐘

It's time for me and Sven to hang hand (head) out

也許我只會做我自己的壞鐘

On new epic adventure. Let's go Sven.

現在我們只需要把...

Oh, yeah. I need to find

這個放在上面嗎? 問號？

Jöergen

等等, 那個變成一個顏色混在一起了

there's one part of -

不對吧... :(

well there's a couple parts, but one part in particular that I have never discovered in Minecraft

停

which is the...

那個看起來很糟糕了吧!

The forest kind of area like those the mountain type - Jöergen!

所以我需要...好喔, 這比我預期的要復雜

Oh Jöergen Smorgen. There. He is. Hello. Oh you made new friend. That's so nice

得多

You've been here for a long time

好的, Felix

Let's go gamers

你殼以完全把自己當作一個巨腦怪

I think it's this way. It is kind of awkward since I don't have a house

所以我該怎摸做

But I was hoping we could gather materials while we're away as well.

我的大腦袋是怎麼告訴我的

All Right. See you later, Ulla Brita Frita (?)

讓我的鐘...

Sven no uchi wa nihon des (Sven's japanese house)

我自己的鐘, 這是...

I am so epically anime.

大家都一直說它是個拉基

Oh my god. They've taken over.

我才不在乎咧!!!

Guys, that's my fishing spine

它可以運作了!!

Nothing in this game works the way I want

好了... 我們開始讓這個電路運轉

I'll never listen to you guys tips again from now on this game is between me and my boy

然後把電路拉到這裡

So I think there's a spruce area next to the, to the jungle

好滴

But I'm not entirely sure, we''ll see

然後另一邊也一樣

Classic adventure Sven - Jöergen. This is what minecraft is all about.

這中間有點延遲, 系不系?

What are we gonna find?

我不喜歡這樣

new epic friends?

好的 好喔,把它改快一點

That'd be great, cause with the rate that I lose them

威什麼拿麼卡啊?

If the rate that I lose friends becomes greater than gating (?) then I'll have no friends.

好,這樣肯定會壞掉

Ooh, we gotta jump the water

到底有什麼問題啊!!

brrra

我不想要白色的那束光

Nailed it.

母湯,停下來

Oh my god. Black Jöergen... Meet Black Jöergen girlfriend.

實際一點玩遊戲?

Can I make them go sexy?

試著想出...

Oh, of course. He disappears some things never change.

花了大把時間搞定你不運作的紅石設施上

I don't have wheat. Sorry. Sorry Jöergen, not today

我....(語無倫次)

Oh my god, it's raining.

我滴天,我做到ㄌ

That means I can do this

我真是個小智障

Nope. Oh my god. It's not coming back

我用了黏性活塞

Oh, it's there oh it's coming back whoa.

明顯的

I thought I had r e s p i r a t i o n

我只需要最原本的一般活塞而已啊

Oh my god, it's raining. Don't worry Jöergen

然後我一直用黏性活塞去做!!!

I built you a little roof

痾痾痾

Here we're gonna be right back. You'll be fine

我想說:威什麼不會運作?

Sven is like 'i don't wanna - i don't wanna go :('

OH,因為我是個北七

I mean, I have a portal to this place, but why use portal when you can just bring your pets?

終於好ㄌ...

Isn't that right Sven

我滴天

Oh there it is, perfect

真漂漂

This is like, when Americans discovered America for the first time

他花了我半小時多,因為我是個87

???????????????????????

但是,兄Dei

Oh my gOSH, look at this!

Ikea塔真D美