okay okay k k k mending..

I have it finally... after 3 episodes please

please just sell me ur mending

i've been tryHA

YeS

it's locked in

thank you

So I had it last time..

"NO-ONE CARES FELIX!"

I-ITS JUST THAT I HAD IT!

aNd then he changed it!

nOW I HAVE IT!

thank you..

Alright gamers, today we have a lot of stuff to do..

First off I wanna show uhh... while i was desperately

tryna find the books... we have 2 new friends!

2 new kitty cats!

mROW

so i've just been keeping an eye on em

Ulla Britta... i don't know what to name the other ones.

You guys uhh.. gimme names and i'll i'll uh top comment

decides. WE HAVE YOU

LOCKED IN PLACE.

This guy's not gonna change his profession because we

traded with him, that's how this works..

We have the frickin chamber,

WHICH IS NOT WORKING AT ALL.

So we're gonna have to redo it..

There's gonna be a couple changes around here,

Just for a brief moment,

we're just gonna COVER UP this window..

So no-one else can see... what's happening..

Just some minor detail. No-one needs to see what happens in th-

that's so weird! everyone just "disappeared"!

all the villagers!

While no-one could see it!

Apparently villagers gossip, so if you hurt someone..

They'll give you worse prices..

So that's lucky that they just... "left" and I didn't have to hurt them.

WHY AM I ALWAYS FULL OF STUFF?

Everytime I play it's like...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT... AAH...

okay so these two, You luck- see they already like each other!

This is.. this is perfect..

They're gonna be our new breeders. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You guys are gonna be like Adam and Eve.

Yeah, see, see, Now he's a normal villager.

I'm taking no chances with you two.

yOU WILL FRICK. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Whether you like each other or not, this is gonna happen.

This is happening I mean..

o-oh yeah I built the pig statue

it d- it doe- it w-w-er we're doing EHmore important things

okay so here we are

The idea is, that they're gonna stay here..

I dunno if this works..

No-ones tested out FRICKING method..

Then we're gonna put this here, this here, and this here..

And then we're gonna have to somehow... get them down there.

gET IN HOLE. Oh! perfect!

nOOOO

How am I going to get both of them in there?

cOMEONNN! COME ONN!

oh-

cLOSED!

this is so romantic! You will be together forever!

You will populate an entire city! (what thats- wh- no)

THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCE!

I WILL PAY YOU! i won't pay you... BUT I CO- you can...

COME ON! you.. why cant you stay in a hole?

I don't ask for a lot..

yyES, YYES

*wheeze* HAHAHAH!!

okay gamers

They are stuck in the hole of-of frick...sion?

We have Brad making sure they actually do it... (ew)

y'know, for moral support! (oh)

now what we're gonna do is we're gonna place a dispenser

that will.. make.. uhh... food... fall down.

cause they need food.

uhh... to frick.

and.. uh. I don't know how exactly...

Look! I think they're already getting al-

Oh sorry... sori sory s0rri soray

I guess i'll wire it to... go.. here?

Soo... three up.

And so. We will place dispenser,

Looking down.

As such.

OH NO IM STUCK IN FRICK CHAMBER (PEWDS GET OUT)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAA- AAAAH

gotta... push em down the frick hole!

♪ Push him down the frick hole! ♪

♪ I push my bois down the frick hole! ♪

♪ Get down in the hole, get down, uh! ♪

♪ Get down in the get down hole, uh! ♪

wOOHOO! YEAH! HAHA!

Get in the frick hole!

Absolutely stunning.

It wi- it will... I know it's kinda silly to... spend all this time..

on this... IT WILL be worth it. Trust me! (no)

alright let's just put some uhh... rOtTen fLEsh

AND IT WORKS. Excellent.

Uhh.. let's get all our favorite... our finest..

P O T A T O E S

Put em in the dispenser, As such.

I think I would prefer if he like..

Goes a littl- (hit) OH! Sorry.

That's probably not good right...

There we go. HAAA

I don't need to go NEAR you, loser!

yEAHAHAEAAAS! That's how I like him.

I just want him to be like a total creep.. in the ground..

Now we can witness the love making. (pewds omg)

SEND IN DA POTATOES!

I thought it would continuously...

send in potatoes..

This is super annoying..! Maybe i need uhh..

some sort of repeater?

ok, so I need to figure out a way to make it...

constant pulse...

it's going good, right? (Brad: no..)

HE AGREES. (brad: what no)

So now signal is constantly pulsing,

This doesn't make any sense tho... I kinda- how do I stop it?

oh i see. if ice- if i-

maybe if i had a button then..

right? Uhhh.... nope. that doesn't work.

It needs to be a higher tick(?).

And to stop it... just click it again.

nope.. that doesn't work at all...

If I have a lever though, I can just.. bink!

and then activate it to stop it..

THIS IS SO DUMB THAT IT MIGHT JUST WORK...

okay.. so i think i figured it out.. (u sure dis time poods?)

cos now, we g- we have a constant pulse going..

and then we turn it "on" which is technically off...

And then it's just a constant flow which..will make it stop.

big brain, let's try it out.

okey i think i uhhh... I think I did it!

(creeper, aww) Mann.. you redstone engineers better watch out!

Let's try it out... Brad-man..

There it-h-its working!

AHAHAHA

When you figure out redstone, it feels so

(cut) good..

lET THE FRICKING BEGIN!

That's right... (weird voice) enjoy those potatoes..

They're like, "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"

"Why is potato run from ceiling?!"

don't worry... don't worry.. he cant see us from he- they cant see

us from here...

*inhale*

MAEK BAYBAH!! now we play the

waiting game..

uhh.. lemme actually.. lemme clean it up..

i guess we just gotta uhh wait for to... VERY

WELL. WE SHALL WAIT. In the meantime, I th-

ink it's

dang time..

That I start utilizing this mending thing.

Maybe i over... evaluate it?

what the-

So we have this badass trident, right

That we really want it, We wanna.. keep this. But it will

BREAK EVENTUALLY... I have an arrow in my skull.

Ohyouhr dIAMOND sword! Yeah let's do it on our diamond sword.

This'll probably cost a lot, but it'll definitely be worth it.

So we put mending on it, and now..

HEHEAY Something actually...

spawned.. for the first tiem!

When we get xp....

Maybe try it on some... peepee poopoo. I think we can spare a couple.

*oink* *sword gets durability*

AH! you see that? You saw that on the sword? it went up!

sORRY PEEPEE POOPOO! (murderer)

oHMYGOD they are already cooked porkchop

becAUSE they bURN! oH thats so sad! (you're not really sorry tho arent u)

aHAHAHA! Why am I laughing? AH!

So the experience I get from cheep chop chipping,

goes... not to me, goes to the sword so..

sWORD last forever now..! I won't level up tho...

so that's...

that's a problem. I just keep hearing them plipping

and plopping but no.....

fricking and fricksion, y'know what I mean? I know

I'm not supposed to be in here, but cmon guys!

You gotta do me a... when I come

back, there better be a baby. That's all i'm saying. I think it's

safe to say, as disappointing as this is,

The fricking machine doesn't work. And I can't figure out why.

Maybe it's to do with the fact that they're restrained

down there, y'know? Wow. How many

did they spit out? 64...

Guess you guys don't like potatoes huh..? If you guys

are disappointed, just imagine how I feel.. Alright?

Maybe we should just go for a more natural approach and just hope

that they do something..

It's like, you built someone a frick chamber..

You'd think they'd at least be greatful.

hEHEH are you comfortable sleeping?

hehAHAH

dog... (god)

TAKE ANOTHER BED! (but pe- ugh screw it)

OH! OH!!!

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

oMG they love eachother!

FINALLY!

s-dONT LET ME DISTURB YOU! I'M NOT EVEN HERE!

BAHBAH!!

BAHBAH!

THANK YOU! I also made uhh...

What is it.. paper farm?

Cause uh now I actually need it to trade with

librarians and stuff.

nO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

HOW DO YOU EVEN GET IN HERE?!

STAP!

HOW?!

WHERE'S BABY?!

bABY...?

(oH!! oH!! oh my god!! it's happening!!)

(no! don't let me disturb you! I'm not even here!)

B A H B A H!

This is so sad...

T h a n k y o u...!

rip bebe.. 2019-2019

wHERE DID HE SPAWN FROM?!

I'm so sorry for your loss... have some potatoes...

OH MY GOSH!! GET OUT!!

yOU SUCK!

SERIOUSLY?!

(BEBE!!) Oh they love it!

hEHAHA

It's working! OH AND THEY HAVE ANOTHER BEBE!!

yES! keep feeding!

He loves it! Look how coot he is!!

Finally!! The fricking chamber is working!

They're like "what is happen?! WHY IS POTATO RAIN?!"

"I don't know, but suddenly I feel like having Bebe!"

das right, Dats right.

hUUH! It's raining!

please... Make the thunder rain, Please!

Please, I beg you counsel of Water Sheep.

I beg you...

*lightning*

OH MY GOD!

WATER SHEEP ANSWERED PRAYER!

SVEN!

Get the trident!

GET THE TRIDENT! I'm so excited for this!

Alright, Piggies, GO!

It doesn't-

HELLO?!

Do I have to throw it at em?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOO!

WHOOOAH!

A-OUR ARMY!!

YEAAAAAH!

?gimme back?

HOHOHO! I can make the fricking thunder baby!

MOORE!

BY THE POWER OF ZEUS!

THIS IS SOOO BADASS DUDE!

We're gonna DESTROYY!

nO NO! NOT ME!! IM INNOCENT!

oH god sorry!

sorry!

whoo.. *wipes sweat epicly*