G A M E R S

It's Minecraft Day!

The favorite kind of day.

I

love

FORTNI--- uhh I meant..... M I N E C R A F T

No I'm not addicted, ök? (yes you are)

Sven?

Oh God, no! *titter*

Sven is lost again. Sorry guys.

Another rescue mission necessary.

Get away from him, Sven!

Get away from that s-- dirty sheep! Come here.

Teleport.

TELEPORT SVEN!

GET AWAY FROM HIM

Oh God, oh God! Sve--

Thank God.

Stay there.

Stay (Woof)-- Stay there, sit.

Never speak to him again.

You come near my dog again.

If you so even go close to breathing at this distance.

That's right.

Don't look at me when I'm spea--

LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU, I mean!

Where's my...

Where's my axe?

I will pu-- No, you know what? Even better.

I will put this, and I think you know where I will put it, Mr. H2O Sheep.

Mr. w o t e r Sheep.

You stay in this prison.

And you stay in this prison forever.

J E B

What kind of name is-- *breaks into laughter*

Alright.

Let's name him actually jeb_ this time.

(you got the wrong item btw)

Because-- /sudden camera tp's/ --I wanna see what this is all about. (Woof)

That's what this is all abou-- No wait, I picked up the wrong thing (Took you some time to realize.......)

Oh yeah, I have this ocean explorer map

Uh, but...

(börk)

First.

How do you do it?

Ok, you put this here and then you type

Jeb, underscore.

And it says 'jeb_'.

Ok, alright

Alrig--

Who's shööting me?!

Who shoot at me?

AAAA

YOU!

You are not H2O cow! Where did water cow go?

(oh noes)

AAAAAA

Water cow?

Oh God!

Water cow, where are you?

Which one is water cow?

möö

møø

Which one is water cow?

møø

mϕϕ

mœ

Ah...

God, I keep getting sidetracked.

Also, I improved the, uh... the IKEA (cuz..... Swedish colors) tower.

It looks really nice, I like it. (thumbs up)

It's really nice from a distance too.

Uh, what else? I've changed flooring.

Does anyone care?

Of course you do!

*seizure* WHAT?

PewDiePie changed flooring in Minecraft

That's œwsome

baa

Lis-- Listen here you little scoundrel.

I don't like you.

(ooooo, friendzoned)

I'm giving this,

(müsic) Oh MYy G0D

THAT'S AWESOME

Yayyyy

He's changing colooors *laughs*

jeg

haha

(how2asthma.mp4)

Why?

Ok, alright. You know what? I'm not gonna lie.

That was pretty epic. (Felix 2:24)

I'm not gonna, you know.

I'll give credit where credit is due.

(another börk)

So I'm gonna feed you for the first time in days.

But only to keep you alive.

Alright?

Don't get any hopes; You're staying there forever. (oof)

Oh gosh, wait. Sorry, I gotta... I gotta do this as well.

(epilepsy) Just give me one second, I'll just gotta...

Ok, let's feed the... these bastards.

bȃȃ

No, not you.

Which wun is (ocean s0s) cow?

Which one of you is water cow?

(insert Seinfeld theme)

GET AWAY FROM ME

One cow-- lucky cow

--is going to become water cow.

Oh okay, you can become water cow.

Follow me

FOLLOW ME

Gosh, water cow would not give me this trouble.

Come here.

Ey ey ey ey ey /dab/

You have one destiny in this life.

And it's to become water cow.

With enough training,

get in.

Just get in. Just get in.

There you go.

You are water cow (?)

I'm gonna train you everyday

And one day, you'll live up to become water cow, gosh darnit.

Ok, where was I? Yes, yes, yes. Of course.

Of course,

My horse.

Joergen.

Ok, I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty epic.

hA

heaăă

Oh God, there's so many distractions in this game. I never know what I'm doing.

Seriously.

Öh yȇs, I have one quick thing I really need to do.

So if you take gunpowder,

and paper which I've been farming from the paper, uh sh--farm (great poetry)

that I have out there.

You'll see the paper farm.

Uh, you can make...

Ok, so I'm a Minecraft veteran so I rememb--

FIREWORKS?

Nani de frickedickEE

How? (you just did)

Since when did they add fireworks?

Alright, jeb (with-an-underscore).

If that is your real name. Look at...

He doesn-- Yea- yeah, you better not look!

FEUUUU

WOAAAAAAAAAAH.

(2004 flashbacks)

(when he broke his ass)

möö

Where's the explosion?

bắắ

Is that it?

wowww

*dëpressiōn*

That's so cool!

Hey Joergen, look at this!

He loves it! He loves it!

(well yes but actually no)

Where's Sven?

Sven, look at this!

Sven! C'mere.

Come here, boii.

Aight.

(bǒrk)

Look at this.

(laugh)

He loves ITTT

Alright, Sven. It's time for this epic gamer

to head out on epic adventure

Through the Nether...

....portal.

How do I--

Oh yeah.

Later k--

Later, gamer.

So last episode,

or a few episodes ago,

I tried to blow up these guys' house, right?

It didn't really work out.

But I have another plan.

Also, apparently you can find a bunch of stuff in the Nether like materials, and like...

these blaze rods that are really important.

I haven't seen anything! Where are they?

Help me.

Help me, gursh durneet!

Where, like where?

Hello, a-looking!

All I see is [zombie] pigs

in this stupid Nether.

I hate pigs!

They're not good.

Not good like melon freut.

Why is anyone watching? *laughs*

Ok gamers!

Here we friggin go.

Wait, is this the wrong portal?

*succ noises*

Ah, it's the wrong portal!

I went the WRONG WAY!

Aaaaaaa

Nether portal, more like nothing-in-here portal.

(oooo)

Hoppity poppity boppity snoppity

(words of a great philosopher)

Ok gamers!

three hours later!!!

Literally, we are here.

Okay, this is it.

*succ noise*

Oh it's getting dark, that's perfect

he he he he

*choke* HAHAHAHAHA

*more choke* *idk something in japanese*

Jotaro!

Okay gamers, this is gonna be an epic gamer moment.

'Cause we're gonna burn down their house

nope i need to poo in my pants

I wish I could bring Joergen to this because he would love to see this. shhut upp wpijdhdfidfahbfswb

Joergen loves to see other people's houses burn down.

It's one of his favorite cooks

Okay, alright gamers.

SWEDEENNN is stupid

plålulålulålupn7r42627iryifyqewiygqef

ewhyriqedgeufguewdgukfe

Okay, okay.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry, gamers!

Oh God, I made a big mist-- I le-- årij, shoot themself.

Dummy dum.

Okay, so how do I not da-- death? (w0t)

How do I not death?

Do I start from the top?

Yeyeyeyeyeap,

we start from the top.

Fire burns from top to bottom.

Everyone knows this.

What am I doing?

Gosh, 'ts so dark!e

I'm like legally blind, I coooooook gotta lit up this...

Don't worry, guys!

I'm gonna leap-- okay okay, let's just burn up this freaking place.

Bing bong, bing

yeehEEHEhehe

Oh no!

Oh God!

AAAAAAA

Aaa

Oh no, not your pretty place!

It looks so good!

I am burning.

I am burning. I am burning.

I am on fire.

I am on fire. I am on fire with this house.

It hurts.

Oh God, (inaudible) hurt.

Oh, oh God! Alright, I'm gonna bounce.

Alright, gamers.

It's Gaming Week!

GAMING WEEEEEK

MINECRAFT MONTH!

Nuahähähähä

Ye-he-he-he-hess!

Oh, what are you gonna do?

EOOH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!

(viking noises)

This is for JOERGEN!

Ah God, they're killing me! I don't li-- ah...

Alright.

Alright. Alright.

Alright. Alright. Alright.

Ok.

BAHP

OHP

ohp

You're shooting each other, It's pathetic!

Pathetic.

Oh God, I'm dying.

Oh God, Joergen!

Joergen, back-up!

Oh God, I'm almost dead!

AAAAAAAAAA

'Ts fine.

'Ts fine. 'Ts fine, gamers.

'Ts Gaming Week.

Okay gamers, time to bounce.

Ah, that's what I like to see.

*laughs in mocking*

Epic.

Smash like if that was epic. (do it now)

Alright. I think this one takes us back home, actually.

owopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop

Sven! Joergen! It was epic!

Not you.

It was very epic!

Here you go.

Eat.