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Goooood Morning gamers, we're back in Minecraft. Isn't that right Sven
早上好玩家們! 我們回到了Minecraft,很棒對吧?Sven
*Woof*
這麼長時間來,有一件事我一直希望能嘗試。Svens能進入礦車嗎? 因為這將會非常的史詩
There's one thing I've been wanting to try for so long, can Sven go in the minecart cuz that would be pretty epic
Sven 拜託,你嚇到我了。 你嚇到小孩了! 下來,Sven!! 謝謝 不,停下!
Sven please you're scaring me. You're scaring the kids Sven come down!! Thank youuu. op- stop-
進去,Sven
Get in Sven
進去,Sven 進到礦車裡
Get in Sven get in the minecart.
OMG!!! Sven!!!!
OH MY GODD!! SVEN!
笑 XDD
SVEN! NO
Svennnnnnnn~~~~~~~~~
*chuckles*
等等我阿~ 好吧,那回答了剛剛的問題
SVEEEEENNNN!! no ohhh
啊!! Sven!
Wait for meehehe, Alright well that answers that question
你最好停下來,Sven。哦,天啊是無止盡的循環。這些樓梯太可怕了。如果你沒有礦車。
AH SVEN!! hahaha
Sven,我來了~ 天啊,有什麼事是你做不到的嗎? 剛剛那怎麼樣? 你喜歡嗎?
( laughing the whole time) Sven, What are you doing haha
你想再去一次嗎? Okay~走囉,Sven
Better stop Sven! Oh god he's in a forever loop. Oh these stairs are awful. If you don't have the minecart
他愛死了XD 好的,當Sven去坐小小雲霄飛車的時候,我們有其他
Sven I'm comingg. God Is there anything you can't do? How was that Sven? Did you like that?
重要的事情要做。 我想今天我真的只想專注於建設
*Woof*
因為那是Minecraft最主要的一部分 剪 剪 剪 剪 剪 而且我還沒真的去做
you want to go again?
我真的很想去蓋點什麼
Okay, here we go Sven
我們今天要蓋一些特別的東西,我覺得它會非常有趣。我認為這將是非常的史詩
GO!!
停止增長!!
He loves it! all right while Sven goes on a little roller coaster we have other
我叫你停下來
Important stuff to do. I think today I really just want to focus on building
所以我們需要一些羊毛,因為我們顯然要裝飾IKEA塔作為當然的事情之一,當然
because that's a big part of the Minecraft chyp chyop chyp chop, and I haven't really done it and
為什麼Sven還沒回來?
I just really feel like doing it so
Geez,我認為我的所有礦車都在下面了
We're gonna build that something special today and I think it's gonna be pretty fun. I think it's gonna be pretty epic
OH GOD!! Sven 小心!!!
Stop growing
吃吃吃吃 該死
I told you to stop
我討厭他們 毀了我的地板,他們還傷害了Sven 我不能接受
So we're gonna need some wool because we're obviously gonna decorate IKEA Tower as one of the things of course, of course
你怎麼能活著只是為了給別人帶來痛苦?
Why has not Sven returned?
好的,我們有礦車。 好的,所以現在我們推動Sven
Geez, I think literally all my mine carts are down there
然後這會推動
Oh God Sven watch out!!
開始了
00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,890 NOOOOOOO (from meme)
我們受到了攻擊
(angelic noise) Ohhhhhh
我們受到了攻擊
Eat eat eat eat damn. I
不不不不
I Hate them. ruin my flooring and they hurt Sven. I can't do this
你耍我嗎? 他又去了!! XD
How can you live just to give other people pain?
Sven 你能停下來嗎?
All right, we have the minecarts. All right. So now we push Sven
我是指在那裏 當個乖孩子 然後我推這個
And then this will push
是的是的。是。是。是
Here we go
好吧,夠了,夠多娛樂了 Sven
Sven nooo yay
繼續餵Sven,這就是我們需要的 記住,孩子,如果Sven掛了
yeeeeheheheh
系列結束
We're under attack
我拒絕遊玩!
We're under attack
好的,所以我看到了一則Reddit貼文 說 你可以用旗幟做出文字。好吧
No, no, no, no
這是史詩般的。所以我會嘗試這樣做
Are you kidding me he went again!
它可能是另一個惡作劇,這點誰知道, 但如果結果是我想要的話,我願意被騙
Sven can you stop?
好的,我們需要四個,我出於某種原因做了五個 我知道,Sven
I, I mean stay there be a good boy, and I put this and we
我知道,然後我們需要黃色染料 如果我這樣做,我可以做字母了嗎?我怎麼做字母?
Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
透過這個,他應該要((Sven摔傷 Sven我對上帝發誓,你會害我心髒病發作 坐下 坐 男孩 坐下
YEEEE BOI
你今天怎麼樣?水羊。 起床呀!!!!水羊!!!!
he loves it
像這樣? 這是 I 嗎? 對ㄟ 他是~!
All right, that's enough fun that's enough fun for now Sven
好吧,很酷,然後一個K, 正常來說
SVEN!
就像那樣然後那樣
Just keep feeding Sven. That's all we need to do remember kids if sven dies playthrough
我認為你知道這是怎麼回事,是的
OVER
然後 E 正常說要..... 我們要把這些上放到塔上
No more I refuse to play
在那裡,我覺得這樣會很好看 但它不會對稱((該死
Okay, so I got this reddit post. I said you can make letters out of banners and I'm like, okay
因為它只有三個寬,有可能變四個寬嗎? 我需要對稱!!
That's epic. So I'm gonna try and do that
一二三四,那是五,然後變成三。 啊~~~~
It could be another troll who knows at this point, but I'm willing to get trolled if the result is what I want
它不會是對稱的 好的,我知道了。我知道了。我們會解決這個問題
Okay, we need four of them and I made five for some reason. I know Sven
會覺得有點困惑 你在第幾層? 如果你從入口進入的話 Okay,抱歉
I know and then we need the yellow die, so if I do this, can I do letters? How do I do letters?
天啊,我不應該把Sven帶上這裡的。 Sven! 不,我一直忘記。坐下
Through this it must be Sven I swear to god you're gonna give me a heart attack sit down sit boy sit
天啊! 如果Sven 掉下去..
How you doing today? Water sheep. Wake up Water Sheep! This is nice. Yeah, it is
所以
Okay, cool, and then a K wouldn't that truly be?
Yes
And like that and then like that
好的,好的 現在好了
Like that I think you know where this is going, yeah
天啊 Sven 為了上帝的愛 千萬不要從這裡掉下去
And then an e wouldn't naturally be we're gonna put that on top of
Yes
There I think I think that would look good. It won't be symmetric there though
棒極了
Cuz it's only three wide is there anywhere there's four wide I need symmetry!
Sven 你覺得怎麼樣?好的,那非常成功
One two three four, that's five and then it goes to three. Ah
IKEA塔如此美麗。它正在穿越雲層
It won't be symmetric. Okay, I got it. I got it. This is how we'll solve this problem
Sven,記住,如果你迷路了 只要尋找IKEA塔,你就會找到回家的路。好的?
It's it's a little confusing one needs to enter to know which level you are on. Okay, I'm sorry
今天過得好嗎? Joergen Shmoergen((??? 我不是在跟你說話!!! 我在跟Joergen說話
Oh god, I should not bring Sven up here Sven! No, I keep forgetting sit. Oh
阿 你就是想坐每個東西嗎?
God if Sven falls!
Sven~~ 好吧,Sven上船,因為我們有新的事情你需要做
So
所以基本上我想建造另一所房子。我想建造的不僅僅是房子,而是日式房屋
Yes, ah
那就對了。玩家。你對這個感到興奮嗎,Sven? 我認你是的
Okay, okay all right now
Nobody:... Pwediepie: 窩要蓋一個日式房屋
God Sven for the love of God do not fall down from here. What are you
呵呵
Yes
就像遊戲裡有相思母ㄇㄨˇ 相思木ㄇㄨˋ? 隨便啦
That's awesome
那看起來非常酷,我看它非常Nihongo(日本風 我們要拿這個蓋些東西
What do you think Sven? Okay, that worked that really well
所以,是的,讓我們來點大的,Sven。 我的意思是來點建設
IKEA Tower so beautiful. It's going across the clouds
讓我們看看發生了
Sven, remember if you're ever lost just look for IKEA Tower and you'll find your way back home. Okay?
那個處女蟾蜍? 海龜去哪了? ((英文發音好難XDD
How are you doing today? Joergen shmoergen. I'm not talking to you talking to you. Joergen? you just want to ride everything
好吧,也許處女蟾蜍會回來 好吧,那麼。我們在這蓋些階梯 Bing bong Bing bong bong拯救地球~
Sven. Okay, Sven get in the boat because we have a new thing you do need to do
拯救Minecraft中的材料
So basically I want to build another house. I want to build not just any house, but a japanese-style house
好吧,所以我需要切石頭,讓它變漂亮 我希望我的房子能夠漂釀,評判我((M?
That's right. Gamers. Are you excited for this Sven? I think you are nobody: Pewdiepie:I want to build a Japanese house!!
告我呀((???
Like the game has this acacia (its pronounced aycaysheea) whatever
也許我可能在這裡想的有點太大了 但有時候 你要想大到小 五五
Would and it looks really cool and I'm like that looks nihongo (Japanese for "Japanese") as frick. We're gonna build something out of that
這是五六。一二三四五六七 幸運的是 我有我的((鏟子
So yeah, let's just let's just big Sven. I mean a bi- build
看起來我們需要做一些挖掘
And let's see what happened. Where did virgin t- uhh?
Oh~我像風一樣挖。我的天啊,我忘記了什麼 好的,當我回來時,我們會去做的
toad uhh... turtle go?
我不知道為什麼,在Minecraft中建造是如此讓人放鬆 對不對呀 Sven? 這讓我很開心,那就對了~
All right, maybe virgin toad will come back. Alright, then. We'll make steps here Bing bong Bing bong bong save the earth save
像你們都知道的
materials in Minecraft
我愛日本,我不在乎你是否叫我吸毒犯 我會建造我的日本房子
Okay, so I need to cut the stone get pretty I want it to be pretty I want my house to be pretty judge me
好的,那是一條很酷的走道。那是非常史詩級的 好的,Sven 我們回去吧。天黑了
Sue me
該睡覺了,認真工作一天了 這是一個非常歷史性的一刻,玩家們
Maybe I'm maybe I'm thinking a little too big here, but sometimes you got to think big to go small big five, uhh, five
我有很多鑽石 $$$
It's five six. One, two, three, four, five six seven. Luckily. I have my
但我還沒真正做過三級鑽石鎬
Looks like we need to do some digging
大家一直在抱怨我不使用我的鑽石 但是那些為了保留給...效率四啊~((Swedish
Oh, I dig like the wind. Oh my god. I forgot something. Okay, we'll do that when I get back
好的 玩家們
I don't know what it is just building in Minecraft is so relaxing. Isn't that right Sven? It just makes me happy. That's right
聽起來像Sven被打了
as you guys know
好的,效率四。 效率可以幹嘛啊? Oh~~wow 還有幸運三 跟 耐久三 @@
I Love Japan, and I don't care if you call me a weed. I'll build my Japanese house
OMG!! 真的是史詩級的啊~ 我等不及要試試了 我可以就試一下
Okay, that's a pretty cool runway. That's pretty epic. All right, let's go back Sven it's dark
別跟我說話!!!!!
It's sleep time hard day's work. This is a pretty historical moment gamers.
好吧,那不是那麼酷啊
I Have a lot of diamond
對不起,Sven 你必須游泳 是啊。嘿,看起來你不是一個糟糕的游泳運動員 哦,他太開心了
But I haven't really made a level three diamond pickaxe
看看這個相思木 它看起很適合
right, everyone keeps complaining that I don't use my diamonds, but ah- [in Swedish] "he who saves he has" efficiency for
很時尚的對吧Sven
Okay game
哦,是的
Sounds like Sven got hit
不知道我在做什麼,這可能會變得非常糟糕 走著瞧
Okay, efficiency 4 what is efficiency do oh, wow it gave fortune three unbreaking three. Oh
聽著,這都是關於尊重,Sven 所以,記住永遠不要忘記它
My god, that's that big man. I can't wait to test this out. I just test it out a second. Don't talk to me!!
你知道,這會容易得多(如果我知道那個字
All right, that wasn't that cool ah
幫我Sven,我想讓他看起來很漂亮!! 我想這是很好的時機,分享一些令人尷尬的故事
Sorry Sven you have to swim. Yeah. Hey look you're not a bad swimmer. Oh, he's so happy
類似的東西。有很多人似乎認為我的第一個影片是Minecraft
Look at this acacia would it's looking so Smacks
所以每個人就像是: 哦,天哪,你應該回到自己的根源去玩Minecraft
So stylish right Sven
我從來沒有真正玩Minecraft 我想我有一個系列。好的,就是這樣
oh, yeah,
好的沒事。抱歉。我弄錯
I Don't know what I'm doing this could turn out really badly. We'll see
基本上,技術上來說我的頻道的"出現"第一個影片,是一個Minecraft影片
Listen, it's all about the respect. So and remember that never forget it
但它不是第一個我上傳的影片 我有很多影片我下架了,因為我覺得它們很難為情,我不喜歡它們
Okayyyyy okayyy
我的意思是我現在可以把它們放回去。我不在乎了, 但是....
You know, this would be a lot easier
我是的,他們很讓人難為情!!((-////- 我的所有影片都不能讓我難為情啊!!!
Help me Sven, I want it to look pretty! I guess this is a good time for me to share some like embarrassing stories
哦,不~~我說錯話了
Stuff like that. There's a lot of people a lot of people seem to think my first video was in Minecraft video
基本上
So everyone is like, oh my god, you should go back to your roots and play Minecraft
實際的第一個影片,沒有人見過。我拼命想找到它
I never actually like played Minecraft. I think I had one series. Okay, that was it. Like okay. Sorry. I got it wrong
我找不到它
Basically, my first video technically that is up on my channel is a Minecraft video, but it wasn't the first video
我錄製的第一個影片是Minecraft影片 好像是在Minecraft 還沒那們熱門之前
I uploaded I have a lot of videos that I just took down because I think they're just so cringy and I don't like them
我知道 我繼續保持像是 我是一名老將 但實際上沒有人玩Minecraft
I mean I could probably put them back now. I don't really care anymore, but
在這個時候
I do I yes, they're cringy. None of my videos can be cringy. Oh, no, I misspoke
我想還好 好吧,當一個Minecraft Youtuber 不是很酷嗎?
basically
九年後,我們在這裡
The actual first video that no one has ever seen. I've tried desperately to find it
嗯,基本上我當時認為錄製影片很奇怪 因為整個概念對我來說太奇怪了
I can't find it
當時沒有人錄製影片 不像是Let's Plays,它沒有很受歡迎 人們沒有做過Minecraft的東西
The very first video that I ever recorded was a Minecraft video and it was like before minecraft was getting popular
我覺得很奇怪,像是 我在跟誰說話? 我根本沒有觀眾啊
I know I keep like ooh, I'm a veteran but literally no one played
我是否應該與人們交談,就像有人一樣? 我猜 製作影片真是令人感到困惑和奇怪
Minecraft at this point and
當沒有真的沒有人,好吧,只有少數人 我想說與現在相比的話
I thought okay. Well, wouldn't it be cool to become like a Minecraft Youtuber?
人們渴望成為Youtuber 在這之前,人們並不真正知道那是什麼
And here we are nine years later
這是我的觀點啦 所以我實際上將它上傳到這個網站
Well, basically I thought it was so weird to record a video like that whole concept was just so weird to me
就像發布影片一樣,我認為很酷
No one recorded videos at this time. It wasn't like Let's Plays wasn't popular people weren't doing minecraft stuff
我只是要求這些人幫忙上傳影片,他們會照顧它
And I was just so weirded out by I'm like, who am I talking to I have literally no audience
然後那樣,如果他們發布,我實際上會有一個觀眾
Am I supposed to talk to people like there is one I guess it was really confusing and weird to make videos
但顯然他們從來沒有貼過它,我找不到視頻,所以我不再擁有它了
When no one else really was all right minority. I would say compared to now it's like people
但我拍攝的非常非常非常非常的第一個視頻確實是一個我的世界
Aspire to be youtuber well as before
讓我們發揮正確。那不是我真正得到的。我的主要觀點是哦,上帝。這不行。會嗎?
People didn't really know what importance that was my point. So I actually upload it to this website
啊,弗蘭基我是否已經把這一切都搞錯了?啊
That like posts videos and I thought okay cool
哦,也許我們可以做像這樣的視錯覺在右邊的地板上
I'll just ask these guys to upload the video and they'll take care of it
只是放在前面,然後我們得到我們想要的效果
And then that that way I'll actually have an audience if they post it
天才我開始做YouTube視頻時也很喜歡
But obviously they never posted it and I couldn't find the video so I don't have it anymore
我真的很奇怪,我不知道自己想做什麼。我談了這個很多
But my very very very very first video I have ever recorded was indeed a minecraft
所以我申請了不同的工作和類似的東西,我實際申請的工作之一,我從來沒有告訴過任何人
Let's play that's right. That wasn't really what I was getting at. My main point was that oh god. This won't work. Will it?
好的這是超級秘密。我在Mojang申請了一份工作
Ah, Frick have I built this all on a step wrong? Ah
Mojang,如果你洩漏我的電子郵件,我會告訴你,我可能會說像嘿,我知道Photoshop你想僱用我
Oh, maybe we can make like an optical illusion like these are on the right floor
Mojang基本上是Minecraft的創造者,我記得當他們變得非常大的時候他們發出了一個
Just places in front and then we get the effect that we want
就像Twitter的東西或類似的東西,哦,我們正在招聘你可以申請,我喜歡,好吧,那會很酷
Genius I also liked when I was starting out doing YouTube videos
我來自瑞典。這是一家瑞典公司。我沒有得到這份工作
I was in a really weird time where I didn't know what I was I wanted to do. I talked about this a lot
想像一下,如果我這樣做,我們就會受到西班牙語的攻擊。我們正在建造一座日本房屋,你不允許我想這樣做
So I I applied for like different jobs and stuff like that and one of the jobs I actually applied for I've never told anyone
典型的日本門效應。我真的不知道怎麼做
This ok. This is super secret. I applied for a job at Mojang
我希望它像陷阱門一樣好看。是的,那看起來不錯
Mojang if you leak my email I will kill you I probably said something like hey, I know Photoshop you wanna to hire me
哦,是的,這是一個玩家的時刻,這開始看起來史詩般開始看起來Nihon
Mojang is the creator of Minecraft basically and I remember when they they got really big they they sent out a
我想是的,不是你錯過了人類可以一起製作史詩遊戲。我不討厭它。看起來有點兒
Like a Twitter's thing or something saying like, oh, we're hiring you can apply and I'm like, alright, that would be cool
外星人,我不知道,但實際上,好吧。我們需要更多的活板門。一世
I'm from Sweden. It's a Swedish company. I didn't get the job
真的不知道如何做天花板,但我們很快就會搞清楚。所以
Imagine if I did that we're getting under attack Sven. We're building a Japanese house and you're not allowed I want to create like this
這些門實際上不起作用。我知道我
Typical Japanese door effect. I don't really know how to do it
喜歡它,我喜歡它,我們去了一些仲夏昨天的電影,這是我們有的瑞典傳統的基礎哦
I'm hoping that it will look good with like a trap door maybe? Yeah, that looks good
男孩,那是一次旅行嗎?那是一部電影?
Oh, yeah, this is a gamer moments when this is starting to look epic starting to look Nihon
無可否認,我推薦的電影很好。我喜歡所有顏色如何聚集在一起
I think yes, notch you missed out man could have made epic games together. I don't hate it. It looks a bit
我現在建造一個白色或灰色的天花板或緩存嗎?這是一個真正的遊戲玩家問題
Alien, I don't know about it actually. Alright We need more trapdoors.
我知道你一直在思考它
I don't really know how to do the ceiling but we'll figure it out Sven.
它的美麗將使它成為Alka。我會嘗試和弦。首先,我認為我可以讓它們成為抨擊。一世
so These doors will not actually work. I know. Hahaha
知道我知道我瘋了。我瘋狂的斯文遊戲。我必須做什麼讓我去做石頭看起來也會很好
I Like it I like it! We went in some midsommer the movie yesterday which is base of this Swedish tradition that we have oh
他們看起來都很好。好的,我有個主意。為什麼我們不測試它現在測試一切?
Oh boy, was that a trip. Now that was a film.
什麼看起來更好我認為石頭我認為石頭看起來更好它將它們聯繫起來很好,你不同意斯文嗎?
Undeniably a film I recommend it was good. I love how all the colors come together. Ceiling time.
我就是喜歡
Do I build a ceiling in white or a gray or acacia up now? This is a really gamer question
日本的建築,它與其他任何東西都是如此不同
I know that you've been thinking it throughout me building
如果它上升,我將如何做那種典型的效果?對?我的意思是看起來並不壞看
Is Pewdiepie gonna make it acac- OK I'll try the quartz. First is I think I can make them in slabs.
謝啦。不,不。哦
I Know I know I'm crazy. I'm crazy Sven. Gamer gotta do what gamer gotta do, stone look good to
感謝上帝。好吧,我要回去睡覺遊戲玩家了。讓我們回去休息吧。是。看到了,是的,看起來不錯
They could all look good. Okay, I have an idea. Why don't we just test it will test everything now?
玩家的時刻就在那裡。天哪,我不認為天花板會這麼複雜
What looks better I think the stone I think the stone looks better it ties it all nice together, don't you agree Sven?
這是非常棘手的建築天花板。沒有人在Minecraft中談論我的上帝
I just love
為什麼我這麼花時間?
Japanese architecture, it's so different from anything else
問題是我不能只是備份,看看它看起來像我必須看它
How will I do that typical effect where it goes up? Right? I mean that look doesn't look bad
在微觀尺度,然後得到它的麥克風宏觀圖片。這真是棘手棘手的D
Thanks, man. No no. Oh
離開我的房子。我的日本房子只適合我。啊
Thank god. All right, I'm going back to sleep gamers. Let's go back and take a nap Sven. Yes. See that's yeah, that looks good
讓我建立一個時間上帝,我只想建立它
Gamer moment right there. Gosh, I didn't think the ceiling would be this complicated
在Minecraft建造房屋是放鬆他們說好的。它看起來很漂亮
It's really tricky building ceilings. No one talks about that in Minecraft my god
我認為這就是有趣的東西。我們要做一些粉絲營養。這將是史詩般的
Why am I spending so my time on?
這就像紅色橫幅看起來很酷。也許黑色橫幅看起來很酷。也許很多東西看起來很酷
The problem is I can't just back up and look how it looks like I have to look at it
我知道我在做什麼。不,我不是,我只是希望它看起來很酷
At the micro scale and then get a mic macro picture of it. It's really tricky tricky D
哦,天哪,烏龜處女龜回來了。哦,我在一起。我正在努力建立
Get off my house. My Japanese house is for me only. Ah
哦耶。是的,這就是我想要做的
Gosh I'm tryna really focus..
我想在這裡建立一些人
AHH
天啊,我們正在反彈,我們正在彈跳。顯然你可以騎這些
YOU! AH
馬水下,我不知道是不是
Let me build this day time god I just want to build it
真正。對不起薩凡納。我得檢查一下。好的。好的
Building houses in Minecraft is relaxing they said okay. It's looking pretty neat
那太棒了。什麼?好的,你有一個水槽。天啊。我其實是在溺水
I think it's all about that details now the fun stuff. We're gonna make some Banners Sven. It's gonna be epic
你能不能淹死我嗎?謝謝。現在。我的配色方案是什麼?
It's like red banners could look cool. Maybe black banners could look cool. Maybe like a lot of stuff to look cool
另外,我有更多的紅色,也許我會做一個很酷的模式。哦,是的,那會好看的
I know what I'm doing. No, I don't I just hope it looks cool
我就像在這裡抨擊蟾蜍
Oh my god, turtle virgin turtle is back guys. Oh I have to get her. I'm trying to build
好的,所以我需要看草。我認為你用剪刀來取回它
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I want to do
芯片頂部六頂級芯片頂部。為什麼馬吃它點燃了?
I'm trying to build over here guys, please
真是個白痴啊
Oh god, we're bouncing we're bouncing. So apparently you can ride these
好吧,這是個秘密。好的處女。天啊,他找到了一個人
horses underwater, I don't know if that's
他發現有人沒事,這很完美。是的,跟我來Akima,sha
True. Sorry Sven. I gotta check this out. Okay. Alright
塔塔
That's kind of Awesome. What? Okay, you got a sink though. Oh god. I'm actually drowning
所以我們需要讓他們說,但我們在這裡有沙子哦,這是完美的
Can you not drown me, please? Thank you. Now. What color scheme am I going?
來這裡伙計們
Plus, I have a lot more red and maybe I'll do like a cool pattern. Oh, yeah, that's gonna look good
你為什麼這麼嘿,我告訴你要停下來嗎?天啊。不,你有女朋友。來吧。來吧
I was like here virgin toad
就像最輕微的起床一樣。起床起床
Okay, so I need to sea grass. I think you use shears to retrieve it chip-chop
我告訴你停止我需要你吃嗎?
Chip top six top chip top. Why is the horse eating it lit?
所以你們兩個可以弗里克我需要你寶寶的頭盔。多德。我得說骨馬很不錯
what an idiot ah
就像他沒有消失和東西。在你們兩個有朋友之前,沒有人離開這些海灘
Alright, it's a secret. Alright virgin. Oh my god, he found someone
現在就說清楚了。我們是視線。是史詩般的豪宅。好吧,我們會在那裡
He found someone okay, this is perfect. Yeah, follow me. Akima, sha
太好了,我們跑出了籬笆。我希望你們都快樂。哦,是的,顯然是另一件事
Tata
名稱
So we need to get them to sand but we have sand here oh, this is just perfect
還有另一個複活節彩蛋。如果你給動物的炸彈命名,我想我能這樣做嗎?
Come here guys
對不起。對不起。你吃什麼?你當然在做什麼?我真笨。我必須首先給它起一個名字
Why are you so hey, did I tell you to stop? Oh god. No, you have a girlfriend. Come on. Come on
我的鐵砧消失了,這更值得,他去哪兒了?你什麼都看不到。天啊
It's like slightest get up. Get up get up
哦
Did I tell you to stop I need you to eat it?
我的不,我毀了他更好地預示著這段歷史
So you two can Frick I need your helmet from your babies. Dude. I got to say bone horse is pretty good
你為什麼告訴我這樣做
Like he doesn't disappear and stuff. No one leaves these beach until you two have fricked
我很抱歉。九歲的孩子告訴我這樣做
Let that be clear now where was I? Yes epic mansion. Alright, we're gonna be there
我已經死了。你是耶穌嗎?好的。是啊。是啊。是的,這讓我想起了
Great now we ran out of fence. I hope you guys are happy. Oh, yeah, another thing apparently
還有一件事我想在Minecraft中做很多事情。從字面上看,這個遊戲可以永遠持續下去。我甚至不開玩笑
name
好的,所以有九個粘液球,這個鉤子更值得。我可以做一個粘液塊,然後用粘液塊
There's another Easter egg. If you name your animal dinner bone, I think can I do that?
這意味著我想讓罪看到這個然後你必須來看看這為什麼他是顛倒的?我不知道
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What do you eat? What are you course? I'm so stupid. I have to put a name on it first
他就像不要告訴我,我不認為哦,我的上帝。我太癢了
My anvil disappeared this better be worth it, where'd he go? Nothing you could see. Oh my
停下來。停下來。你是?哦,是的,在游泳池旋轉
Oh
顯然,如果我把它放在這裡,我就可以反彈看這件事了
My no I ruin him. Dinnerbone!! this is ridiculous!!
是啊
WHYYY WHYY
好的
Why did you tell me to do this
那麼你試試吧來到這裡
I'm so sorry. The nine year olds told me to do it
該死的,從遠處看它看起來很漂亮。我不會撒謊。好吧,你們兩個準備好生孩子嗎?
I'm already dead. And you Jesus? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this reminds me
我覺得這個已經很漂亮了嗎?你已經懷孕了,那麼你的寶寶在哪裡?
There's another thing I want there's so many things to do in Minecraft. Literally this let's play could go on forever. I'm not even joking
也許這是你的兄弟或其他什麼
Okay, so with nine slime balls this hook better be worth it. I can make a slime block and then with a slime block
上帝他就像我的堂兄一樣。你主要有什麼問題?好吧,我想處女蟾蜍將永遠是一隻處女龜
Where's Sven I want Sven to see this, Sven! you have to come look at this why is he upside down? I don't know
我一直說蟾蜍
He's like don't tickle me I don't think oh my god. I'm so ticklish
你會在這裡。很長一段時間你會獨自一人。對不起。我不知道如何為你揭開新聞
Stop it. Stop it. Are you? Oh, yeah go in the pool Sven
我知道它看起來很神奇。我知道我努力工作,但絕對值得。我們什麼時候入住?
So apparently if I put this I will be able to bounce watch this thing
好吧,當你看到它不是完全只是說時,我們必須在停止時做內部
Yeah
我們可以在橫幅上做什麼樣的模式?那看起來很酷嗎?好的。好的,等待處女
Okay
好吧,你得來看看
Sven you try it come here dinnerbone
出生的奇蹟。這就是我認為的。我知道你在惡作劇。他就是這樣
Please damn it looks pretty epic from a distance. I'm not gonna lie. Alright, are you two ready to make some babies?
這是什麼
I think this one is already pretty does that make any sense? You're already pregnant you where's your babies then?
是的,天啊,我等不及他們孵化了我不要擔心我不會做任何壞事
Maybe it's your brother or something
喲,讓我們來處理。哦,我們得保護他們
God he's like that's my cousin. What's wrong with you main? Well, I guess virgin toad will be forever a virgin turtle
我們得保護雞蛋哦上帝和太陽正在下降。哦,我的上帝。我嚇壞了
I keep saying toad
我嚇壞了,但看我
You're gonna be here. You're gonna be alone for a long time. I'm sorry. I don't know how to break the news for you
有保護者。我為你這只烏龜感到驕傲。哦
I know it looks amazing Sven. I know I worked hard on it, but it was definitely worth it. When are we moving in?
上帝,這是一次突襲
Well, we got to do the interior and stuff Sven when you see it's not completely it just said
不惜一切代價放桶。我覺得你還沒有
What kind of pattern can we do on the banner? That will look cool? Okay. All right, wait here virgin
我能說什麼?我錯了。你會再次聞到它。你最好保護那些蛋
WO WO WO WO
所以回來,基本上殭屍會攻擊並踩踏他們有機會的出口
Sven!, you gotta come see this
所以我們必須確保這些雞蛋在我們的Khan Chaka laka下面,好吧,我要清除這些沙子
The miracle of birth. Is that what I think it is. I knew you were preggie. He's Not a virgennnn
沒有退縮
What is this
退後不惜一切代價保護雞蛋
Yeah, oh my god, I can't wait for them to hatch I'm don't worry I'm not gonna do anything bad
我恨他們不是爬行者。不是爬行者。不是爬行者。我受夠了
Yo, let's get the virgin over. Oh, we got to protect them
如果雞蛋破裂了我就會游泳骨牛而不介意我只是溺水就是什麼
We got to protect the eggs Oh God and the Sun is going down. Oh my god. I'm freaking out
我的天啊,我保護了雞蛋。哦
I'm freaking out but look I
感謝上帝。我的意思是我輸了30級
Got a protector. I'm so proud of you turtle. Oh
但我保護了雞蛋權利人,好吧,寶寶是怎麼回事
God, it's a raid
嬰兒如何這樣做我可能會瘋狂,但我想如果你結合骨肉?
Put the kegs at all cost. I didn't think you had it in yet
你實際上可以讓它變得更快
What can I say? I was wrong. You're gonna smell again. You better protect those eggs
是的,我瘋了。好的,這不起作用。抱歉。抱歉。我沒有碰它們。我發誓。我沒碰到它們。神。我愛這把鏟子
So back, basically the zombies will attack and stomp over the exit they get the chance
我得修好它
So we got to make sure that these eggs are under our Khan Chaka laka, all right, I'm gonna clear out these sand
還有更多的沙子 - 弗里克我是對的女士嗎?
No back off
我為什麼這麼說?好的,所以現在我們只需要學習這個Virgin toto。你不能只有人
Back off defend the eggs at all cost
與女孩在一起的時間,然後離開她。好吧,你現在要承擔起處理龜的責任。哦,我的上帝
I hate them not a creeper. Not a creeper. Not a creeper. I'm done
為什麼另一個?好的,你們兩個在做什麼?來這裡起床?
If the egg is cracked I'm gonna just swim bone cow yet don't mind me I'm just drowning is whatever
看看他想要的另一個人是多麼糟糕
Oh my god, I protected the egg. Oh
在這裡生另一個孩子
Thank god. I mean I lost 30 levels
只是讓另一個寶貝你
But I've protected the eggs rights men, all right, how is the baby's going
你不能馬上在同一個地方做到這一點
How are the babies doing so I could be crazy, but I think if you combine with bone meat?
哇
you can actually make this go faster and
分娩回來並承擔責任
Yeah, I'm crazy. Okay, that doesn't work. Sorry. Sorry. I I'm not touching them. I swear. I'm not touching them. God. I love this shovel
這傢伙只是怪胎和反彈
I'll have to repair it
推推推你推推推推推推
Okay more sand more area - Frick am I right ladies?
沒有更多的怪異和彈跳會有怪異的 -
Why did I say that? Okay, so all right now we're just gotta learn this either the Virgin toto. You can't just have people
哈哈哈
Time with a girl and then just leave her. All right, you got to take responsibility now virgin turtle. Oh my god
好吧,我現在讓你陷入困境。嘿,冷靜下來。冷靜。冷靜。冷靜。冷靜
Why did the other one? Okay, what are you two doing? Come here get up?
好吧你的位有點咄咄逼人。一世
Look how badly he wants that the other one made it up
不知道這是什麼。我不認為這是我認為他可能會
Here making another baby
也許
Just making another baby you
讓孩子們有壓力的傢伙。我不知道你是否知道這一點
Can't just make it at the same spot you soon
噢,天哪,看看他的不可能
Whoa
對不起
Childbirth come back and take responsibility
我很生氣
This guy just freaks and bounces
好吧,只有一件事要做,而且你死的時候更加怪異哦
push push push you and push push push push push push push
出生的奇蹟出生我
there will be no more freaking and bouncing there will just be freaky -
想要那個烏龜頭盔花某些殭屍堡壘,因為我想要吹那個東西。好的。我和他們一起付錢
ha ha ha
他們做了什麼
Better I have you trapped now. Hey, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down
這不可能應該保護你們,但我沒有
Alright your bit your bit aggressive over there. I
讓你失望我可能會瘋狂,這可能是我生命中最嚴重的錯誤
Don't know what this is. I don't think this is I think he might be
但我認為,如果你有絲綢觸感,你可以分開雞蛋。哦
Maybe
神
Having kids are stressful guys. I don't know if you knew this
是
Oh my God, look at his aam be no no
它的工作龜蛋是我的,然後我們可以把它們彼此遠離,這樣它們就會生長
I'm sorry
更快
I'm furious
看看那個更好的frickin,但我告訴你要停止更多的frickin。同時我可以建造我的房子
Alright there's only one thing to do and that's more freaking oh you die
是的,我沒有看到你那裡的小笨蛋
Miracle of birth be born I
我現在會殺死所有的幼崽。你殺了我的幼崽。我殺了你的幼崽。通常我對此感到不好,但現在不行了
Want that Turtle helmet dude certain zombie fortress because I want to blow that thing up. Okay. I'm with they're gonna pay for
這就是戰爭的方式
What they did
這是他們開始的方式我告訴你停止嚇到我不這麼認為
This is not okay should have protected you guys but I didn't I
什麼?
Let you down I could be crazy and this could be the worst mistake of my life
怎麼樣
But I think if you have silk touch you can separate the eggs. Oh
科學不允許這樣做
god
為了建造我該死的日本房子,保持水力壓裂
Yes
斯文
It work turtle egg is mine and then we can place them away from each other and that way they grow
快點消費者。看看生活中的奇蹟已經發生了Sam。是。哦,
quicker
天哪
Look at that alright more frickin, but I tell you to stop more frickin. Meanwhile I can build my house
你必須來看看這一個。嘿,讓我為你敞開心扉,伙計
Yeah, I didn't see you there little schmuck
看起來他們很緊張。他們逃跑了。哦
I'll kill all of the younglings now. You killed my younglings. I kill your younglings. Usually I feel bad about it, but not anymore
上帝,我們得等。等等,等等。沒有
This is how wars are made
外面我
This is how they start I tell you to stop freaking I don't think so what
想想不是哦天啊,我在浪費寶貴的材料
What?
他們是否需要向水上癮者進行一次毫無意義的攀登?推推。對不起那些小污垢
what how
推推我為你的處女蟾蜍感到驕傲。我為你驕傲喝醉了。我能說什麼?
Science does not allow this
我覺得你還沒有。我的手錶上不會有小海龜逃跑
To build my god damn Japanese house keep fracking
斯文哥們,這是fag。停止Spence op,哦,我得到了上帝
Seven
在合併蟾蜍面前,我無法相信這絕對是一頭大象。好玩的遊戲玩家
Hurry spender. Look look look the miracle of life has happened Sam. Yes. Oh,
這是本週的“我的世界”劇集。好吧,它不是沒有完成,但我對它很滿意
my god
我覺得它會很漂亮。對不對斯文?
You've gotta come see this one. Hey, let me open up for you, buddy
我知道這不是最重要的一集,但下次我們會冒險,因為我有林地
Look they're tight. They're escaping. Oh
資源管理器的男人明天看到遊戲玩家粉碎,併購買merch
God we gotta wait. Wait, wait, wait guys, No, wait wait wait wait
購買
Help me Sven
你從未玩過超級模擬器
Think not oh god, I'm wasting precious material
你知道,這很有趣,我不應該發表意見
Do they need to go to the water? AHHH they can climb? That makes no sense. Push push. Sorry little turtles
但試試看,然後你可以告訴我它是否好或不相信。好的
Push push I'm proud of you Virgin toad. I'm god dam proud of you. What can I say?
我會給你一個交易,遊戲是免費提供的,這是一個很好的價格
I didn't think you had it in ya. There will be no baby turtles escaping on my watch
Sven what are y- Sven stop that oh god I got-
In front of virgin toad, I can't believe it what an absolute elephant. Alright gamers
This is it for this week's episode of Minecraft. Alright, it's not it's not finished, but I'm a pretty pleased with it
I think it's it's gonna come out pretty nice. Isn't that right Sven?
I know this wasn't the most eventful episode but next time we'll get on some adventure because I have a woodland
Explorer map see you tomorrow gamers smash like and buy merch
Bye
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