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  • GOOOD-

  • Good morning gamers. Welcome back to Minecraft, today is a very sad day.

  • Joergen is no more. We only have peepee poo-poo. HEY peepee poo-poo

  • Literally no one cares peepee poo-poo

  • Today is the day where we bring our boys back, okay?

  • Sven is stuck in this portal and I don't-

  • I don't- What the frick? Oh my gosh.

  • I don't have arrows

  • This is bad

  • Sven, can you move please?

  • Sven I cannot stand losing another pet, please

  • GO IN THE PORTAL!!

  • Come follow me Sven!

  • Oh my gosh

  • How do I make him go through?

  • Stop sitting

  • How did you- how did you even get here?!

  • Okay, my dog is stuck

  • Okay, apparently mine carts work

  • I'm coming IKEA bird! We have to get him back!

  • A very important day.

  • Don't worry Sven

  • We're gonna get you out of-

  • Why can't I place the minecart? Do I need to actually place it on-

  • Ugghhhh, Sven!

  • What about a boat?

  • Okay, Sven here we go. Don't be scared.

  • I don't think it's working.

  • Yes! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!

  • Come here. You shmiley- smiley pie lee. Come on

  • Jeebaleeba. Listen, we've been looking for a DJ a long time

  • Sven, you're the new DJ.

  • Now stay there.

  • I have to go find- We have to go find Dinnerbone

  • ASAP

  • Ride like the wind peepee poo-poo

  • Ride like the wind

  • Okay, maybe not.

  • Look who became fast all the sudden, isn't that right peepee poo-poo?

  • Whoa

  • I never seen a...

  • Just randomly. That's so weird. What are you selling?

  • blu- bubble coral!!!

  • Nautilus sell?! That's perfect!!

  • I just need that. Okay, you- you don't go ding-dong sming-mong

  • Go down. go down- you're in the hole. Stay with peepee poo-poo.

  • I need that super bad.

  • How do I do this? Okay peepee poo-poo you stay there.

  • (HUUUHHHH) Oh my gosh, how do I do this?

  • *Minecraft Llama Noise*

  • Nope

  • *Villager "HURHE" noise*

  • I've been waiting for a "nau-tic-u-las sell". There we go. Stay there and pee-pee poo-poo

  • you stay as well

  • I know IKEA bird

  • I don't like doing this but I need- I need the cash.

  • Daddy's short on cash.

  • Don't ask questions.

  • Gosh, please don't despawn. Please don't despaaaawwn

  • They better still be here.

  • Yes, yees!!

  • What are you doing with your llama, dude?

  • s i c k

  • *Felix mocks villager "hEURRR"*

  • Okay... Epic.

  • I won't say anything about you and the llama doing the- chiki chiki bang bang

  • Sh- Are you scared?

  • You want me to---

  • FRICK I forgot the shells. I gotta run back

  • *Laughs*

  • If only I had a horse or something!!

  • If only there was a horse just like Joergen!!

  • Do you know how long I wanted to make this?! Ever since I saw that you can make it.

  • I want to make it. Okay?

  • Do you know h- haha..

  • I want to make it for a very long time

  • Okay, so now we can finally make, FINALLY.

  • I should have a couple.. bing bang bong bong

  • Uhh, a conduit

  • Am I right or am I right?

  • whoa, whoa whoa whoa

  • I don't- I think this makes it?

  • So that we can breathe underwater.

  • Damn. That was expensive dude.

  • I don't want to die with this on me.

  • AHH!

  • Gosh I miss Joergen.

  • There will never be another Joergen.

  • Okay pee-pee let's go

  • How does conduits work?

  • I have no idea.

  • "Oink"

  • Oh like, you know how to make a conduit pee-pee poo-poo?!

  • You didn't even know how to wipe your own butt, okay?!

  • "Oink"

  • Can you shut your pee-pee?!

  • I'm trying to get there!

  • "Oink"

  • Oh, you think there's a more efficient way to go?

  • By all means pee-pee poo-poo, by all means!

  • Look here's water

  • *Oink*

  • SHUT. UP.

  • I'm sick of your attitude, peepee poo-poo!

  • "Oink"

  • Yeah, that's right.

  • This better- ahh it doesn't connect... okay, uhhh

  • Ah frick.. Alright. Would you- Get out.

  • Just get out.

  • We're gonna freakin' find him, douche.

  • What happened to this minecraft series, pee-pee poo-poo?

  • *Oink*

  • *Laughs*

  • It used to be so simple.

  • Now it's just you and me left- and no one

  • *laughing*

  • "Oink"

  • As in you're the only dispensable character that I dare to bring with me at this point

  • Wha- you really wanted me to say it out loud, didn't you?!

  • *Oink"*

  • Don't- Stop crying pee-pee poo-poo.

  • My god

  • Whoa, that was awesome

  • *Oink*

  • Yeah, you can't do that even if you've lost all your weight, pee pee poo poo.

  • Don't even pretend like you're someone that you're not

  • Whoa! That was awesome.

  • Okay, so now we're gonna use the conduit

  • I don't want to waste it.

  • So I might do a little google-snoogle just to make sure I know what I'm doing.

  • Frick, if it wasn't for all this...

  • Sea stuff...

  • It wouldn't even be a problem.

  • All right

  • Eh- Con...

  • Pee-pee poo-poo, you stay in the boat. I need you to hold down the boat

  • slurp, slurp, slurp.

  • Alright, let's find this dude

  • Conduit...

  • Whoa! A.. dolphin helping me. Thanks dolphin.

  • Alrght. We gotta look as well. That's the issue.

  • Get rid of all this sea stuff!! Gosh damn, I'm fast

  • And I'm slow.

  • Alright, let's try and place the conduit.

  • Wow, that is sooo cool

  • Wow guys I'm soo glad I did this.

  • I'm so...

  • Glad I spent all my-

  • what is-

  • Oh my god, does it not go away?

  • No

  • Material objects don't matter.

  • I need Pee-pee Poo-poo.

  • Oh my god. Are you kidding me-- You cannot be serious

  • It might be just 'cause it's water, right?

  • Yes, it's because it's water-

  • It's coming up.. Cool.

  • Where the frick am I?

  • Okay

  • You guys on the subreddit told me X minus 275- what

  • That makes no sense

  • Y minus 599

  • You guys... what are you slurping?

  • That's so far away.

  • It's got a fishing rod!!

  • Shoot him!!

  • Hey, can you help me?

  • I'm trying to find my friend, dude

  • Okay, 599

  • And then...

  • What is down here, dude?

  • Whoa! whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa that is so cool-

  • I don't have time to sheck this out

  • Okay, 599 I got to stay on this plane

  • AHHHH DINNERBONE I FOUND YOU!!

  • YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

  • I'm sorry about punching you!!

  • auUUUUUHHHH

  • Thanks bros!!

  • Nine-year-olds, you did it!

  • Incredible job!!

  • ohhhh

  • Subarashiiiiiii!! Yeeess!!!

  • I'm so sorry- Dude your skin must be so wrinkly you've been here so long, dude

  • Bing Bing Bing Bing

  • Get me up- LET ME IN!!

  • That's what I'm freakin talkin about

  • I'll tickle you as much as I want Dinnerbone, I'll tickle you as much as I want!

  • I'll dig you a hole

  • Quick hole. Quick hole Dinnerbone-

  • Frick off!! Frick off, frick off!!

  • Stay there Dinner-spinner

  • ..epic dinner

  • I gotta try something. So..

  • You guys have been saying this foreevveerr

  • That if I feed a dolphin...

  • and there's so many dolphins here- so I assume that has to be something.

  • Here little dolphin.

  • c'mere

  • Oh my god, wait up

  • He's gonna show me the way to a treasure

  • Maybe I need more fish for him.

  • This is how we fish in Sweden by the way.

  • How did he survive a diamond punch?!

  • What- how strong are these fishes? Don't make me put you in a bucket! (Maybe you should try to put the drowned in the bucket too, Felix)

  • Oh my gosh

  • It actually worked

  • Dolphin showed me map to treasure.

  • Wow, wow, wee-a

  • Epic tre-- it's gravel. You showed gravel

  • All right, now show me the treasure

  • Show me the treasure, you dolphin!

  • Oh he's-he's sparkling.

  • He's sparkling, that must mean something.

  • *Gasp*

  • He pooped up something. What are you doing?

  • Oh, he's playing with it

  • That's so awesome.

  • WHOA! Dolphin showed tresshure epically!

  • *High pitch* Thanks dolphin, you're the best! (my god)

  • Wow. Wooow.

  • What a treasure, guys.

  • Can't wait to show Joer-- oh...

  • There it is--

  • WHOA!

  • Okay.

  • Gamers be jealous!!

  • I can't wait to show-- aw...

  • The speed on this unit...

  • Peepee-poopoo!!

  • Peepee-poopoo!!

  • *Gasp*

  • I found it. I found the treasure--

  • I mean it's Dinnerbone. I found Dinnerbone

  • Boys are back.

  • Boys are back!

  • Hey Sven...

  • Play that music

  • *Minecraft music*

  • Obviously

  • We're missing the two most important...

  • I would argue three

  • People of this playthrough-- the heroes...

  • that died for our cause-- for our country...

  • For our bro-land.

  • The heroes that will always be remembered

  • Everyone kept saying "Watersheep!! Watersheep!!

  • You built a church for Watersheep.

  • You built giant meatball for Watersheep.

  • What did you do for Joergen?"

  • "What have you done for Joergen?"

  • Well.. Today we're changing that

  • Today we're building...

  • ...a Joergen memorial.

  • Isn't that right, Sven?

  • Happy times, everyone. Happy times.

  • Alright, I'm going to bed.

  • What's up gamers?

  • It's me.

  • I'm back.

  • What's up IKEA bird? How you doing?

  • Stay in hole.

  • Sven, you come with me.

  • So, I have something to admit, okay?

  • I've made an oopsie.

  • *laughing*

  • I basically added--

  • I cheated, okay, I cheated. I'm sorry.

  • I feel like-

  • Why does it feel like I've done something awful..

  • When I was memeing with the pigs

  • I changed the game mode so I can get more potatoes.

  • I didn't think it was a big deal.

  • I think it probably isn't a big deal for a lot of people, but-

  • Since some people were bothered by it and I can kind of understand the whole like..

  • Okay, well, if he cheated on this like..

  • Did he actually build the meatball?!

  • YES, I built the meatball!

  • Stop saying that!!

  • Even though most people don't care and they're like,

  • "Ayy just have fun playing the game"

  • Uhh...I want to stick--

  • I want to stay true to..umm..

  • ...to what the...

  • To what the series is.

  • So I promise I--

  • This is a PewDiePie promise!

  • I will not, never,

  • not on my spare time,

  • not on nothing.

  • use it. Okay?

  • Just so we're clear.

  • I prom- I promise.

  • I thought today

  • Uhh.. That I was gonna build a memorial for Joergen...

  • ...and show me actually building it.

  • So you will actually believe me that I built this thing.

  • Okay, so-

  • I know most people don't care about the--

  • the whole uhh..

  • ..creative mode thing, but

  • I really care about this playthrough, and I know a lot of people do as well so

  • and I feel like it only makes sense for me to build this for Joergen

  • and do it the right way

  • I'm gonna need some spruce planks, but it's gonna be worth it.

  • 'Cause Joergen was a sprucey guy. ;)))

  • Yeah, that looks good.

  • What do you guys think?

  • Hey there Sven!

  • We're doing this for Joergen.

  • Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can't build this with dirt. I'm gonna need to make-

  • Sven.

  • I'm gonna have to make bamboo..?

  • Let's go gamer. Let's make bamboo and have some shampoo

  • Now, where is the bamboo?

  • Oh, yeah, 'cause he makes scaffolding. See I know how to do this. Don't worry about it

  • Bing bong Bing

  • Bing Bang bong

  • So I'm following another pattern, I'll show it.

  • I'm gonna try to change that up a little bit

  • so it feels more like mine, but-

  • I'm not trying to pretend like I came up with this.

  • SVEN!

  • No- get down fro-- *laughs*

  • Goddammit!

  • Here eat eat eat. Sit.

  • NO-

  • Sven, please

  • How do you get up here?

  • Go down.

  • Oh my god.

  • Sven.. *laughs*

  • Get down from there, come on!

  • Teleport.

  • Sve-heee-hehennn

  • You could seriously hurt yourself, Sven.

  • Please--

  • Sven, I have a bucket, you're going in the bucket

  • Come down from there, or there will be bucket.

  • ohmygod- I can't even build..

  • I can't even be in a safe spot.

  • Okay.

  • Pappy's gonna push you, Sven.

  • Don't worry.

  • It's gonna be fine

  • Oh god.

  • OH SVE---

  • Eat eat eat eat! EA-

  • I saved your life, Sven.

  • My goal is for it to not look like a dinosaur but---

  • I don't think it's working

  • Joergen the Dino, remember him?

  • You remember the dinosaur I rode in Minecraft?

  • You guys remember him?

  • Get him, Joergen!

  • I mean Sven.

  • Get him, Sven!

  • Go get him! Ah-

  • Go get him Sven go--

  • You did it, Sven. Good job!

  • I can't really see

  • It's.. annoying with the bamboo, like it's in the way,

  • but I think it's starting to come to place

  • It looks a bit strange but- sorry I'm eating energy crystals with G fuel.

  • They're really good!

  • I'm not gonna lie, bamboo... It's kind of annoying me at some point

  • It's stupid. wHAAA-

  • W H A T

  • Baby saved me... I held down shift.

  • Thanks, baby

  • Jesus.. Who knew building is so dangerous?

  • OH MY-

  • Are you kidding me?

  • How?

  • Sven what happened?

  • Sven, get dowwnn

  • pleeeaase

  • Okay jump, Sven

  • Jump, Sven, it's okay

  • It's okay. It's okay. You can jump, it's safe

  • How did you get there? How?

  • Ow

  • Just go, just go. There you go.

  • Thank you. You're welcome

  • Now s-sit.

  • There she blows... What a beauty.

  • I realized that- I want the flag to go on the other side 'cause it looks more badass

  • So, yeah, that's an easy fix.

  • When you're up in the sky.

  • There she is...

  • I'm really happy, I think it's cool

  • I think it's dope.

  • What do you guys think? I wish it was like diamond Armour, but

  • Maybe I'll change it in the future. But that's for Joergen.

  • Now everyone can stop saying- right, Sven?

  • Everyone can stop saying that I don't care about Joergen

  • because I built all this stuff for Watersheep.

  • Okay, so

  • Sven you're gonna have to hold down fort. Ikea bird. What do you... what is she even-

  • Is Ikea bird stuck. Like I don't unders-

  • IKEA bird! How do I save IKEA bird?

  • Oh my god, please! IKEA bird, I can't do this!! I can't lose anyone else

  • pleheheaaase.. Sven, help me!

  • Sven: "Felix, you have to go back to jungle and find another real IKEA bird."

  • Okay, cool. I didn't know you spoke

  • But yeah, alright, that's uh- fair.

  • Ah, frick whatdidi- where was the jungle? I forgot. Sven, do you know where the jungle is?

  • Oh my god, what is that?!

  • It's a little baby one, that is so cute!

  • Everyone keeps saying I should take one of these and name them 'Mary Hamm'

  • and I'm like, I'm so mad. I didn't think of that *laughs*

  • Okay

  • It should be this portal

  • But it might get me to the actual-

  • wHUuaHH

  • What is wrong with me?

  • Does Baby save me from lava?

  • See, it takes me to the stronghold

  • Which is- which is technically in the jungle, so it's fine

  • Here we are, we're in the jungle baby. Okay, I need the wood

  • Is that an IKEA bird?

  • Did I just spot an IKEA bird?

  • Ah- It's a baby.

  • *Gasp* IKEA BIRD!

  • Do something!

  • Listen, I ain't got time for you.

  • I haven't revealed yet what I need the jungle wood for

  • whatsmakingthatnoise?

  • but once you find out what I'm using jungle wood for, you're gonna cri

  • There will be tears shed

  • IKEA bird, what's up? IKEA bird friend

  • What is a green bird..?

  • JACKSEPTIC- *wheeze* Green Pewdiepie Bird!

  • Oh, I don't have seeds for you

  • Oh my god, we have to get Green Pewdiepie. Alright, I'll be one sec

  • Damn, that's a lot of wood

  • Dude, I'm freaking Tarzan, baby.

  • Okay, wait, what was I looking for it? Yeah,

  • I want melons. I need seeds. What is this?

  • *Gasp*

  • It's like a safe haven

  • There's so many flowers

  • Oh my god, you must be like a holy sheep or something.

  • Hello Holy Sh- Hello Holy sheep. How are you?

  • Oh wow, holy sheep disappeared, that's so strange.

  • I have bait. Whoa!

  • What is this?

  • Why is there so many flowers?

  • Ah!

  • Man, if Joergen saw this...

  • Boyy would he like this

  • Joergen loved flowers

  • It was his favorite thing

  • Hey, white dye! Is that finally..?

  • Pink dye? *GASP* pink dye? Orange dye?!

  • Wow, this is so pretty...

  • My god, oh my god.. Right next to jungle

  • block block block block block block

  • They are all living here in harmony, this is so nice.

  • (cue slaughter)

  • You like flowers? We got 'em!

  • So, what happens if I burn down the forest..?

  • Oh- oh

  • Actually, I don't know if I wanna-

  • I don't know if I want to do that..

  • Uhmm

  • oh

  • AAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • OHH MY GODDDD. WHATJUSTHAPPENED?

  • (deep breath) Freakin' random holes in the freaking ground, are you kidding me?

  • Bye.

  • Oh god, he's coming after me... Stop following me!

  • Stop following mee

  • ay cool, the fires out

  • howboutthat

  • Ha haaa ha

  • eh hehehe

  • Problem solved.

  • *Gasp* Melon!! Yes! Yes

  • I found you

  • Oh- I heard birdy-bird.

  • *Gasp* Could it be IKEA bird? Real IKEA bird?

  • Doko ni imasu ka (Where are you)? IKEA bird-san?

  • *weird attracting call*

  • [happy felix]

  • IKEA bird for real!

  • You're beautiful.. You're graceful...

  • Your honor, I have cocoa beans, do you like cocoa shmo-coa? Of course he likes cocoa, he is from IKEA

  • You don't eat cocoa.. Will you eat melon-o..?

  • Okay, that's one,

  • two,

  • three.. How many do you want?

  • Like, I'd rather keep some of these

  • Come on, IKEA Bird, level with me

  • *Gasp*

  • IKEA BIIIIRD

  • This is a crazy thing because I-

  • No- Oh I forgot to put the name on the nametag. Dang it.

  • Alright, fine

  • You are coming with me

  • we just gotta find our way out of here.

  • I do need more melon though

  • And I'm gonna have to.. I think I'm gonna have to kill the other IKEA bird.

  • *maniacal laughter*

  • I just think I- YES. melons. Give it to me.

  • Give me those melons. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Thank you.

  • You see this, IKEA bird?

  • Staying with me has its privileges

  • (flashbacks to all pets deaths)

  • There it is. Okay

  • See, I told you.

  • I told you, IKEA bird, nothing to worry about.

  • Once we gotten the real IKEA fish, this playthrough will be completed

  • If only I could get an IKEA dog...

  • Come on..

  • YES.

  • Oh my god you're so hard to find cause you're so uhhh... smeakel leakel

  • Alright. We have a ton of melon

  • Damn this guy is-

  • a real snake, aren't you?

  • How much melon does he...

  • How much melon do you want?!

  • L o v e m e

  • Okay, you have a problem

  • Alright, uhh- you're gonna have to sit here for a while

  • Until the comments tell me what to do.

  • Stay back Ikea bird, what are you even-

  • A H

  • They're spawning everywhere!

  • What the fr-

  • RUUN IKEA bird, they're crazy!!

  • Okay, through the portal, IKEA bird

  • Let's jump

  • Through the portal. I can't-

  • HE WENT!!

  • Oh God.

  • Go 10x

  • noooooo

  • YES! oh IKEA bird- do not, do not, I repeat...

  • ..jump

  • He jumped, didn't he?

  • Oh, there you are. Okay

  • God my hub is ugly

  • Okay, and now through the portal IKEA bird..

  • Don't be scared

  • Sven! Look who I have!

  • IKEA BIRRDD!

  • Yeah, you can slick my poopy.

  • You know what...

  • Stay there

  • *laughs*

  • Real IKEA- IKEA bird #2.

  • How about that?

  • Alright here we go.

  • BAM.

  • Oh yeah

  • Wait a min- get away from Jorgen! Okay, I'm running.

  • Okay. I'm done. Time to sleep.

  • Okay. I know this is kind of blasphemous,

  • I get it.

  • I promise you, water sheep...

  • you're gonna dig this

  • Okay, let's make sure I do this right.

  • This is very important stuff

  • What am I building, IKEA bird? Don't worry.

  • Don't worry, none of your concern-ation

  • Looks awful. Well, just wait *Laughs*

  • All right I need to-

  • Here we go

  • Yeah yesssss

  • It's water sheep!

  • I love water sheheheeep

  • We should have water coming out of his mouth..

  • Oh my gosh. Yes

  • Is there pink material? What's a pink material..?

  • Do they even have pink dye? I have Allium

  • I have it! Oh I have one

  • *facepalm*

  • We have peony.. *GASP* PINK DYE. pink dye. I have it. I don't have to go back to the jungle. Amazing

  • And then Allium might be good too actually

  • *laughs*

  • Oh my gosh, I love it so much

  • I like how I spent-

  • an hour and a half

  • Building this and I'm like, this is awesome.

  • I have slime so I think this is might be possible, but I've never done this before

  • Uhmm

  • So for this to work

  • this would have to be activated when it reaches this point.

  • Which.. big brain

  • AH

  • Eat the melon!!

  • Suck it up

  • I feel like I should have ended this episode very long ago, but I I have to do this now. I just have to do this

  • AHHHH

  • Yuh- IKEA bird no!! IKEA bird escape!!

  • Stop him!! Stop him!!

  • You will never escape your prison, fake IKEA bird

  • Cry as much as you like

  • You are here forever

  • Does that mean I can rewire this..?

  • I don't see why not.. IKEA bird get out of way, please

  • Yes

  • YES

  • It work

  • Big brain

  • Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay..

  • So put that there, that there..

  • God I hope this works

  • Let's try it, Sven

  • jYYESs

  • Yeaas

  • Epiiic..

  • Alrightalrightalrightalright

  • You have to acknowledge, he's spitting straight water right now.

  • *laughs*

  • I'm so happy. All right, we're gonna end that episode there.

  • Uhh.. Excuse me, DJ?

  • DJ IKEA?

  • Oh, you decided to come now.

  • *Music Starts* (Roomie - Brofist)

  • Yeah

  • You hear that Sven?

  • Thanks for watching

  • another episode of M I N E C R A F T .

  • Hope you guys enjoyed, smash like, check out the merch, very epic. I appreciate it. Thank you

  • And as always, thanks for watching

  • bye bye

GOOOD-

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