Oobleck: So, in conclusion,

History is good, ignorance is bad!

Therefore, read a book!

MISS RUBY ROSE!

So glad you could join us, unfortunately, class is nearly over!

Ruby: Oh, well, heh, you see, a- a CRAZY thing happened before…

Oobleck: DETENTION!

One day!

Oobleck: So, in conclusion…

Ruby: Hullo! I am being exchange student!

Also now, I am not being late.

This is when, we get to class in my country!

Oobleck: Ah! Welcome to Beacon!

Hold on, you have a little something on your lip!

Ruby: No! Wait!

Holy cats, my face!

Oobleck: DETENTION!

TWO days!

Oobleck: In conclusion…

I'll be right back, there's something that requires my attention immediately outside.

Ruby: Yes! I made it!

Oobleck is no match for my cunning and stealth!

Oobleck: DETENTION!

One! Two! Three days!

Ruby: I'm gonna be sick!

Ruby: Ha heh! I made it! HA!

Nobody can remove me from this seat!

NOBODY!

Wait, where is everyone?

Oobleck: Ah, Ruby!

Just in time for Saturday detention.

Ruby: SON OF A- *SQUEAK!*

Ugh, Weiss! You're always so mean!

Weiss: Deal with it.

Yang: I wish you'd be more like Pyrrha. She's always nice.

Nora: That's not always a good thing.

Jaune: And that, is all of the one-liners I think we should incorporate into our fights!

So, what do you think?

Boy! You are just so creative!

Cinder: Settle down, peons!

Let's get this evil class started!

Torchwick: Look, maybe these, amateurs, need it,

But I'm a criminal mastermind!

This class is an insult to my dignity!

Geh! Who did that?! Mercury!

Mercury: Idunno? Emerald: *giggles*

Cinder: Everyone focus!

Today, we're learning about booby traps!

Mercury: Ha!

She said trap-

Cinder: Quiet!

I need to concentrate!

This is a very delicate procedure.

With the addition of this "evil" candle,

Voila!

One deliciously evil cake,

ready to explode.

Any questions?

Mercury: When's lunch?

Cinder: I meant about the cake.

Cinder: What?

I don't...

What does that have to do with anything?

Torchwick: Yeah... I'm not crazy about cakes, can we do a nice flan instead?

Cinder: How can you booby trap flan?

Mercury: Heh!

"Flan."

Cinder: Are there any questions, specifically about making this booby trapped cake?

Emerald: Yeah, I don't really understand how this is supposed to work.

It's clearly just a cake with a stick of dynamite in it.

Cinder: *Growls in total frustration*

You're clearly NOT grasping this concept!

See? Now when you lean in to blow out the candles-

Emerald: Uh, Cinder?

Cinder: Yes, Emerald!

What could you possibly still not understand about this concept?!

Emerald: Well…

[Happy Birthday!]

Cinder: Oh.

*KA-BLAMO!!!!!*

Cinder: I. Hate. Teaching!

Port: Tell me about it!