Happy--

It's good to see you, too.

--belated birthday.

When was your birthday?

It was October 4.

October 4.

[LAUGHTER]

You turned 30.

I did.

And how was the party?

I wasn't invited.

Actually, no.

That's not the truth, Ellen.

You were invited.

00:00:16,260 --> 00:00:19,000 Last time I was on the show, last year,

you gave me a bunch of [BLEEP] about not inviting you.

But I didn't even know you wanted to be invited.

Well, who wouldn't want to be invited to a party?

'Cause I didn't even know you--

00:00:25,687 --> 00:00:27,270 Well, I didn't even know you liked me.

[LAUGHTER]

Of course I like you.

You knew I liked you.

You've been on the show many times, and don't I show like?

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah, you do.

Yeah.

But I did invite you, and you didn't come.

So--

This time you invited me?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

How do you know--

I don't think so.

Ask everybody.

[LAUGHTER]

Ask Jonathan, your producer.

Who says you were?

OK.

I was invited?

Yeah, he's right there.

Why didn't I go?

I don't know.

[LAUGHTER]

Was it--

You were out of town.

You were out of town.

Oh, yeah.

I had that thing.

[LAUGHTER]

It was probably in Malibu.

That's too far for me to go to.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was.

Yeah.

No, I think I do remember I was invited.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

No, but I really didn't remember that until just now.

And then-- but Tig Notaro performed at your party?

She did.

She did a set?

She did.

It was a surprise.

What did she do?

A bunch of funny stuff.

She's hilarious.

She's my favorite comedian.

Other than you.

[LAUGHTER]

Bye.

[LAUGHTER]

Wow.

I'm sorry.

No, no.

I was just talking to my favorite actress the other day,

Jen--

[LAUGHTER]

--Jen Aniston, and--

She's my favorite actress, too.

[LAUGHTER]

No, Tig is hilarious.

But you saw her first at my birthday party,

so I feel like I introduced her to you.

Yes.

Well, yeah.

I heard about-- because I had left your birthday

party before that happened.

Oh, why?

Gosh, this isn't going well.

No.

I was out of town.

I had to go out of town.

[LAUGHTER]

So you didn't see what she did at my birthday party?

No, but what-- she reenacted it at my birthday party.

Well, how would-- why would she do that if you

didn't know what she had done?

She explained it.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

But that's what she did at the party?

She did a whole bit.

It was-- I mean, she did a whole set, and it was, like,

the greatest--

Yeah.

--thing ever.

She's very, very funny.

Do you know who Tig Notaro is?

If you don't, find her.

She's pretty brilliant.

Yeah, you-- she really is brilliant.

And recently, you came to our Gorillapalooza event.

I did.

Thank you for being there.

Thank you for having me.

And I don't know if you saw, but Chris Martin was there.

And he performed, and he was brilliant.

He was.

He was really good.

Did you see him?

I think I saw him--

OK.

--from afar.

So let's talk about your movie Peanut Butter.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh.

Let's talk about Peanut Butter Falcon.

OK.

It's such a sweet movie, and you talk about it.

It is such a sweet movie.

When I read the script, it was one of the most special stories

I've ever read.

And the idea of working with Zack,

who I became really close with-- and the movie is so special.

Shia is amazing, and--

Yeah, Shia was here not too long ago.

We were talking about that that's

the movie where he actually got arrested during filming that

and wrote Honey Boy, which is bri--

have you seen Honey Boy yet?

I haven't seen it yet.

Ooh, it's really good.

Yeah.

But how did you feel about when he got arrested during filming?

I mean, it could've ruined the whole shoot.

It was a really kind of sad and--

I felt very protective of him, and I felt very--

you know, that's a really terrifying and difficult

journey for somebody to experience,

and I felt really aware of that.

And I just-- you know, we were there to make this movie.

And Zack is really a phenomenal human being, and he kind of--

you feel very awake to the truth of life, and humanity,

and love, and people, and real connections when

you're with him.

And I think that that was just a kind of--

a very important moment for Shia.

And I don't condemn people for their mistakes.

I want them to get through it.

So that's what I tried to do.

As we all should.

As we all should, yeah.

[APPLAUSE]

00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,500 We asked him a question when he was here,

and this is what he said.

Who was your best onscreen kiss with?

[DING]

Oh, oh.

[MUMBLING]

Yeah, you can.

[BLEEP]

Very important.

This is the most important question.

Oh, Dakota Johnson.

Oh, she's cute.

She's a sweetheart.

Yeah, good.

All right.

Yeah.

[DING]

What's a lie that you recently told?

I just told one just now.

All right.

[LAUGHTER]

The question right before.

So we don't know if that's true.

Maybe he--

Classic.

--was just saying that.

But he said that it was your kiss, so--

Yeah, duh.

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

Of course.

Of course.

All right.

We're going take a break, and then we're going to meet Zack.

He's going to come out here.

Yeah.

So he's waiting.

So we'll be back.