Name: 可愛的貓咪和愚蠢的自衛課。艾倫檢查出驚人的病毒視頻 (Cute Cats and Stupid Self-Defense Lessons: Ellen Checks Out Amazing Viral Videos)
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00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 Today is the Jewish New Year.

with the traditional Jewish instrument, the shofar.

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5778

Also, it's Monday, and you all seem to be in a good mood.

But in case you're not, I want to make sure you

So I found some web videos that should put everybody

By law, I have to show at least one cute cat video,

so I'll get that out of the way, right away.

00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:10,130 They're not even disturbing the other two.

He's looking for something to drink I think.

These are-- this apparently you can use a shoe

So if you're drinking wine and you don't have a wine opener

Apparently he doesn't have glasses either.

All right and here's someone trying it for the first time

This next video went viral over the summer.

It's a nun throwing out the first pitch at Chicago White

found some footage of what happened later in the game.

who's going to throw out the first pitch.

Now he's going off-- he knew it was going to happen.

You said it was going to happen to Kansas City.

These two teams are going to have some problems.

[INAUDIBLE] took exception to it, and there was a wild swing.

00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:23,420 You know, sometimes I look at things

and I think, oh, that's too stupid, I won't show them.

And sometimes I think that's just stupid enough.

So this next video is a man giving a self-defense lesson.

I think-- I think he was trying to give a self-defense--

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可愛的貓咪和愚蠢的自衛課。艾倫檢查出驚人的病毒視頻 (Cute Cats and Stupid Self-Defense Lessons: Ellen Checks Out Amazing Viral Videos)

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