I have a bit of a crush on Dax Shepard.

Wow.

Yeah.

Take a look at this clip of how obsessed he is with Brad.

Let's talk about Brad Pitt, because you love him.

I sure do.

I've actually changed-- look at this son of a gun.

00:00:18,450 --> 00:00:20,730 Let's be clear, you're not gay, OK.

I am not, with the exception of him.

I see.

He's on it.

I see.

He is an angel.

He's not a-- he's not.

This is someone that has fallen from the stars.

Right.

Let's give Dax his gift.

[SHOUTING]

[APPLAUSE]

That--Oh my god.

00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,060 I would take that painting.

All right.

We'll get one for you, too.

So this is a rumor, and I need you to clear this up

If this is true.

You used to-- I know you started as an extra, right?

Before you started acting you were an extra.

But did you-- were you one of those like mascots

outside of El Pollo Loco dressed as a chicken?

Yes, I was.

For the grand opening on Sunset, and La Brea, yeah?

Really?

Yes, I was.

So--

A man's gotta eat.

How did you feel in that thing?

It was a chicken.

No shame.

It was like that kind of outfit.

Yeah, yeah.

OK, that could actually be you, for all we know.

Yeah.

No, I would have to wave the sign.

Grand opening.

And--

What did you get paid for that.

I don't know, but I got flipped off a lot.

So the bird got the bird?

The bird--

Yeah, this is why you got the show.

See, that's how I do it.

Because I guess in the tour buses,

they tell people that that's what you did.

And I thought that can't be true.

And yet--

That is true.

I did not know that about you.

All right, so you go from that to a-- see you never know.

I think everybody should start dressed as a chicken

outside of a restaurant.

And then you achieve things like Brad's career.

I just want to wave at Sean up there.

I want to catch your wave, and I put it in my pocket.