Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M DOIN' GREAT, THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING, GREAT TO HAVE YOU HIRE. Y YOU WEREN'T A POLITICIAN, NOW YOU ARE A POLITICIAN. >> DON'T SAY THAT. >> Jimmy: LIKE IF YOU WERE TO DO MAGIC, YOU'D BE A MAGICIAN, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO WHAT DID YOUR WIFE SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HER, DARLING, I, I KNOW I'M SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT? >> PRESIDENT OF WHAT? >> Jimmy: SHE SAID THAT? >> YEAH, IT TOOK A FEW MONTHS FOR HER TO REALIZE I WAS SERIOUS. >> Jimmy: SHE THOUGHT WERE YOU JOKING? OR SHE JUST THOUGHT -- >> SHE THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING THAT MIGHT PASS, SHALL WE SAY. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. I SEE. AND IS SHE TOTALLY ON BOARD NOW? >> OH, NOW SHE'S ON BOARD. NOW THAT I'M AT FIFTH IN THE POLLS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: DOES IT, DO YOU FEEL LIKE IT MAKES YOU EVEN MORE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE TO HER? >> WOW, IT WAS AN AWFULLY HIGH BAR TO BEGIN WITH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY DID RIGHT FOR PRESIDENT? WHY NOT START WITH REPRESENTATIVE OR SENATOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> I SPENT SEVEN YEARS RUNNING AN ORGANIZATION THAT HELPED CREATE THOUSANDS OF JOBS IN THE MIDWEST AND SOUTH, AND UNFORTUNATELY, I BELIEVE THESE TECHNOLOGICAL CHANGES ARE A LOT FASTER THAN WE HAVE TIME FOR. ROBOT TRUCKS MAY BE ON OUR HIGHWAYS IN FIVE TO TEN YEARS. SO IF I BIDED MY TIME AND TRIED TO CLIMB THE RANKS, IN MY VIEW, WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME. >> Jimmy: YOUR FEAR IS THAT ALL THOSE TRUCKERS WILL BE OUT OF WORK BECAUSE WE'LL HAVE THESE ROBOT TRUCKS THAT DRIVE ON THEIR OWN. >> UPS JUST INVESTED, AND DRIVING A TRUCK IS THE MOST COMMON JOB IN 29 STATES. THERE ARE 3.5 MILLION TRUCKER. AND THE HOTELS AND DINERS RELY ON TRUCKERS GETTING OUT AND HAVING A HAVING A MEAL. >> Jimmy: IT MUST BE WIRED, ONE OF YOUR PRIMARY ISSUES IS SOMETHING SO SCARY BUT SOUNDS SO AWESOME, ROBOT TRUCKS, YOU KNOW? >> CERTAINLY, AS A KID, YOU'D BE, OOH, ROBOT TRUCKS. >> Jimmy: I'M STILL LIKE THAT. >> A LOT OF IT IS WE HAVE TO MAKE OURSELVES EXCITED ABOUT PROGRESS. AND RIGHT NOW, ROBOT TRUCKS COULD BE EXCITING FOR EVERYONE IF EVERYONE FELT LIKE WE PARTICIPATING IN THE GAINS OF THE 21st CENTURY ECONOMY INSTEAD OF BEING LEFT BEHIND. >> Jimmy: IS YOUR SOLUTION THAT WE DON'T HAVE ROBOT TRUCKS? >> I'M PRO INNOVATION, BUT WE NEED TO START SHARING THE BOUNTY. >> Jimmy: I THINK EVERY TEENAGER IS EXCITED ABOUT THAT $1,000 A MONTH. >> IF EVERY AMERICAN GOT OUR TINY FAIR SHARE OF EVERY AMAZON SALE, EVERY GOOGLE AD, WE COULD AFFORD $1,000 PER AMERICAN PER MONTH, WHICH WOULD HELP US ALL TRANSITION IN THE 21st CENTURY ECONOMY AND CREATE A NEW WAY FORWARD, NOT JUST FOR THE 18-YEAR-OLDS BUT THE 65-YEAR-OLDS STRUGGLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET AND RETIRE WITH DIGNITY. >> Jimmy: YOUR IDEA IS THAT THESE COMPANIES ARE MAKING MONEY USING OUR INFORMATION, SELLING OUR INFORMATION AND THAT WE SHOULD GET SOME OF THAT MONEY. >> OUR DATA IS NOW WORTH MORE THAN OIL, AND WE'RE NOT SEEING A DIME OF THAT. AMAZON IS A TRILLION DOLLAR TECH COMPANY THAT LITERALLY PAID ZERO IN TAXES. WE NEED TO GET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OUR FAIR SHARE OF THE INCREDIBLE WEALTH THAT AMAZON AND THE OTHER TECH COMPANIES ARE GENERATING. >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK HAVING A PAYMENT OF $1,000 A MONTH, THE FEAR FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE IS IT WILL DISINCENTIVIZE THEM TO WORK. >> THERE ARE TWO GROUPS SHOWN TO WORK LESS WHEN YOU GET KIND OF MONEY. NEW MOMS WHO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEIR KIDS AND TEENAGERS WHO SPEND MORE TIME GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL. I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WILL BE UPSET ABOUT THOSE SITUATIONS. EVERYONE WORKS AT THE SAME LEVEL AND IN SOME CASES WORK MORE. >> Jimmy: AT WHAT AGE WOULD WE START GETTING THE THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH? >> WE'D ALL HAVE A FINANCIAL LIT R LITERACY CLASS. DO YOU THINK KIDS WILL START PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS IF THEY KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO GET THE MONEY? >> Jimmy: NO. >> ONE THING, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TEACH ONE FINANCIAL LITERACY IF THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. >> Jimmy: WILL DONALD TRUMP GET $1,000 A MONTH, TOO? >> IF HE SIGNS UP FOR IT. >> Jimmy: OH. HE'LL SIGN UP FOR IT. YEAH. >> HE DEFINITELY WILL, YOU'RE RIGHT. THE WAY WE FUND THIS IS THROUGH A VALUE-ADDED TAX THAT WOULD GENERATE MILLIONS, TENS OF MILLIONS FROM THE DONALD TRUMPS OF THE WORLD. IF WE'RE A TRYING TO SEND THEM $1,000 A MONTH TO REMIND THEM THEY'RE AN AMERICAN, IT'S A WIN FOR EVERYONE. >> Jimmy: DO YOU WORRY THAT JEFF SUC ZUCKER AND ELON MUSK WILL TARGET YOU? >> THEY KNOW IT'S BAD FOR EVERYONE IF PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THE 21st CENTURY ECONOMY IS LEAVING THEM BEHIND. >> Jimmy: IS ELON MUSK AN AMERICAN? >> HE IS NOT, BUT I THINK -- >> Jimmy: OKAY, OH, MY GOODNESS. >> BUT I THINK WE COULD ALL AGREE, HE'S SO COOL THAT HE'S AMERICAN IN SPIRIT. >> Jimmy: HE DOES HAVE AN AMERICAN WAY ABOUT HIM. >> YEAH, DOESN'T HE? >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE WEARING YOUR PIN. YOUR SLOGAN IS MATH, >> YEAH, IT STANDS FOR "MAKE AMERICA THINK HARDER." IMMIGRANTS HAVE NEXT TO NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PROBLEMS AMERICANS ARE SPOOERNEXPERIENCI. >> Jimmy: IMMIGRANTS COME HERE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WORK, THEY WANT A BETTER WAY OF LIFE. WHEREAS AMERICANS, WE WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. >> I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. >> Jimmy: I WOULD. >> AMERICANS ARE BY THE NUMBERS A VERY, VERY HARD-WORKING PEOPLE. WE'RE WORKING LONGER WORKWEEKS THAN MOST OF THE REST OF THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, ESPECIALLY THE AUSTRALIANS. THEY GET A LOT OF TIME OFF, AND I'M SICK OF IT. I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM GET LESS TIME OFF AT THEIR JOBS. >> WE SHOULD HEAD IN THEIR DIRECTION. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SHOULD MOVE ON FROM MATH. I HAVE A COUPLE OF THEM FOR YOU. "YANG IN THERE, BABY." I THINK THE WORD WOULD BE YANG IN THERE, BEING THE WHITE HOUSE, A AND BABY. EVERYBODY LIKES BABY. AND THIS ONE I REALLY LIKE. YANGIN' AND BANGIN'. >> I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT ONE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE MANY TIMES SAID YOU ARE AN ASIAN GUY GOOD AT MATH. I HAVE A MATH PROBLEM FOR YOU. ARE YOU READY? I WANT TO SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT MATH. >> ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IF DONALD TRUMP ORDERED 1500 CHEESEBURGERS FOR THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS, AND HE ATE 53 OF THOSE CHEESEBURGERS WHILE HE WAS WAITING FOR THE TEAM TO SHOW UP, HOW MANY CHEESEBURGERS WILL HE HAVE LEFT FOR BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING? >> 1,447. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. >> OH, MY GOSH! >> Jimmy: UNLESS THE TEAM EATS ANY, THEN, THAT'S A VARIABLE. IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. I THINK YOU HAVE SOME VERY INTERESTING IDEAS. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE PRESIDENT, BUT MAYBE, I MINEAN,O OFFENSE. I DIDN'T THINK DONALD TRUMP WAS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT EITHER. >> MY ODDS GET BETTER EVERY SINGLE DAY. >> Jimmy: THEY DO. >> AND WHILE I'M HERE, I WANT YOUR HELP. TED CRUZ SAID YES TO PLAYING ME G ONE ON ONE IN BACK. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT THAT, HE SWEATS ON YOU. >> I'LL TAKE THAT FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. LET'S GET IT ON, MAN. I OWE YOU A BEATING. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. ANDREW YANG CHALLENGES TED CRUZ.
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