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>> DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ANDREW YANG SAYS THE
U.S. SHOULD LOOSEN ITS BAN ON PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS, CALLING
FOR THEM TO BE "MORE FREELY AVAILABLE."
>> THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PAID FOR BY YANG 2020.
>> I AM ANDREW YANG, AND YOU ARE ME.
>> A THOUSAND BUCKS A MONTH!
>> THIS MESSAGE IS NOT REVEALED BY ME BUT THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL
FABRIC OF THIS WORLD AND OUR SHIMMERING CRYSTAL BONES.
>> A.I. WILL KILL US ALL!
>> TOGETHER, I AM THE PILOT OF THE SPACESHIP, AND YOU ARE ON
THE WINGS.
SING FORTH YOUR SONG, EARTH MOTHER.
I AM VOMITING IN THE GRASS, AND THE WEEDS ARE PULLING ME DOWN,
DOWN.
HELP ME, MYSTIC SHARMAN.
>> KEEP YOUR FORESKIN!
>> FEEL THIS GRAPEFRUIT.
IT FEELS LIKE THE PULSING PART.
LOVE ONE ANOTHER.
I'M ANDREW YANG, AND I APPROVE WHATEVER THIS WAS.
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."