Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Maybe topless today, if you're wearing something, please, get naked. (chuckling) All right, that goes for you too ladies. - No. - All right we come back from commercial and see if they listen. - If you're a 16 year old kid and you have sex with your best friend's mom, you usually get high fives, okay? (gasps) - Oh my Goodness. - No let me just finish, let me just finish okay, she's not that attractive so - oh my God even worst. - You might not have, you know, that kind of reception, but. - She is-- - By the way - And how well could she be eating, she needs to drop a few. (gasping) I mean I'm telling you that like - You did not say that - No listen - Come on over and make my dinner, will ya. - Absolutely, I'll jam some stuffing. - And there goes Brian, there, he's going down, Brian's going down! Brian oh, Heraldo, Heraldo. - But I think that what a woman brings to a marriage, more than anything else to a relationship, is her youth, her youth is a fragile, and diminishing resource. - This is my move, I'm going to stand. - Oh gosh. (laughing) Very slow, just like this. - Here we go. (slow clapping) (all laughing) - And you know, you walk by, and just the clapping and I would say the success rate is about 90% you get a smile. - And our final contestant is Paige, oof. All right. - (chuckles) my. - I like the thought of friending her. (laughing) - What do you think about this? - I think. (laughing) Steve! - I like the sleeves, I don't wanna wear long sleeves every single day. - I long their proponent of deltoid exposure. - Deltoid? - Yes, and that's what - is that the hairline? - Yeah this like, see you got the V. (women laughing) (shushing) - keep going. - Chicks, sh. (upbeat music)
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