we've got a few lines of dialogue.

Right, yes. Between Luke and Leia.

So, I just wondered, would you and Ruth like

to have a go, maybe recreate...?

We could do a Bryn and Nessa take on Star Wars.

Yes. OK, a Bryn and Nessa take on Star Wars.

Is it a nice big font?

A nice big font. Here we go.

All right. OK, are you ready?

I'm always ready. Do we have some music?

Some nice Star Wars music.

OK, Star Wars music.

OK.

Now, I'm sorry, Leia, I'm very late, I know,

and I'll tell you for why.

All right, Luke, what's occurrin'?

What it is, I've just been with my friend C3P... C3P...

Oh.

That's it. Now tell me, Ness - do you know the Force?

Course I knows the Force, what you take me for, a fool?

Well, you see, the Force is very strong in my family.

I have the Force, my brother Trevor had the Force,

God rest his soul, and my sister has the Force.

But here's the thing.

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

You are my sister, Leia!

I know.

I've always known.

Fair enough.

So, where to you goin' now then?

I'm heading off, Leia, for a little chat with Darth Vader.

And I'll tell you what,

that guy is a shower of shit.

Oh, Luke.

That's no way to talk about your father.

Darth Vader's my father?

Well, blow me!

Back off, Luke.

You had your chance, you never took it.

Sorry, Leia.

May the Force be with you.

Tidy.