It's when you hold your phone, and you just,

Oh, I got a match!

(drum beat and high hat)

- What do I think about dating apps?

- I love them,

because I move around to a lot of different cities,

and I use it to meet girls in order to meet new friends.

- My current girlfriend, we met on Tinder,

so, like, that's been awesome.

- I see them as a game.

- I didn't have the biggest school,

and I wanted to meet new people,

so yeah let me try dating apps.

- I prefer to meet someone in person.

(buzzer noise)

- I like to club but I also like to just watch Netflix.

- Binging Netflix.

Cool, tell me something that not everybody likes to do.

- If the first line of a girl's bio is

"I'm 5'8" and I don't like guys that are under 6'",

I'm usually swiping no.

Even though I'm a tall guy.

- About Kelsey, pizza, Netflix, coffee, music and puppies.

- The emojis with, like, lipstick and all this other things,

ain't gonna happen.

- But if you're really hot I'm still gonna swipe right.

(bell dinging)

- You need to throw something in there that shows

you're a real human being.

- If we can tell you're kind of witty,

and also a little bit sarcastic,

that's usually like, bait for me.

- She has to have likes that reflect mine,

but also that are just really interesting.

- I like when people are fun or weird.

- They need to live within five miles.

(laughs)

- Don't deceive me in your bio

and try to make it all cute and funny

and then be a really cold person.

(buzzer noise)

- Some girls will just have like, all selfies.

- If a girl has more than two selfies, I'm done.

- And I'm just kinda getting this vibe

that you take a lot of pictures of yourself,

becomes a little less attractive.

- You know what's a no?

This pose.

- If you have a picture, and you're doing the sorority arm,

you are an automatic out for me.

- Like she's playing the angle,

so you can't really tell like, what all is she working with?

- So another thing that grinds my gears

about ladies and their dating profiles,

is the fact that you take pictures

with tall, hunky men.

- If girls have other guys in their photos,

it doesn't really bother me.

Unless they're making out, then that bothers me.

(bell dinging)

- The pictures are very natural.

- Outdoor activities, I know that's super cheesy.

- It's not all just super makeup on, same pose,

over and over and over again.

- If you're creative with your selfies,

then I'm not gonna mind it.

- Someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously.

- Like this girls rock climbing, and to me that's dope.

- Someone that I can just wear sweat pants around.

- You can't really judge someone

purely based on their profile.

- What I wish girls did more of on their profile,

is show their sense of humor.

- I would love it if a girl hit me up more online,

because saves me the trouble.

- I think it's a wild, wild world out there,

that I am very scared by,

but have to be a part of.

- It's kinda just a self esteem game, you know.

You're just kinda like, okay cool,

somebody out there likes me.

- At the end of the day, yeah, we're all lonely,

and we're, you know, animalistic creatures,

but, you know, I want like bae.

You know, I want wifey.

- It's like, one out of like, 500 you'll get matched with.

It's insane.

- You can do this with your eyes closed too.

- No match, is just, I hate this.

- I got a match.