Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON A MAP. REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON A MAP. REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON A MAP. IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT A MAP. IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT A MAP. IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT HELP -- IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT HELP -- IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT HELP -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HELP -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HELP -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM WEIGHING IN ON IT? BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM WEIGHING IN ON IT? BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM WEIGHING IN ON IT? LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S WEIGHING IN ON IT? LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S WEIGHING IN ON IT? LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS." FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS." FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS." [ APPLAUSE ] "LIE WITNESS NEWS." [ APPLAUSE ] "LIE WITNESS NEWS." [ APPLAUSE ] >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT [ APPLAUSE ] >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT [ APPLAUSE ] >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD BAN? DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD BAN? DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD BAN? >> ABSOLUTELY. BAN? >> ABSOLUTELY. BAN? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YES, HOW COME? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YES, HOW COME? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YES, HOW COME? >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP >> YES, HOW COME? >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP >> YES, HOW COME? >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE. >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE. >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW AMERICA SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW AMERICA SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW BEARD BAN? >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW BEARD BAN? >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW BEARD BAN? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? BEARD BAN? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? BEARD BAN? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEARD BAN? >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEARD BAN? >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEARD BAN? >> I HATE IT. BEARD BAN? >> I HATE IT. BEARD BAN? >> I HATE IT. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH >> I HATE IT. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH >> I HATE IT. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH BEARDS. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH BEARDS. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH BEARDS. SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL BEARDS. SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL BEARDS. SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, YES. BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, YES. BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, YES. NO WELL-GROOMED. YES. NO WELL-GROOMED. YES. NO WELL-GROOMED. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. NO WELL-GROOMED. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. NO WELL-GROOMED. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. >> YES. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. >> YES. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. >> YES. >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE >> YES. >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE >> YES. >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN SOMEBODY A BEARD? SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN SOMEBODY A BEARD? SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN SOMEBODY A BEARD? >> RIGHT. SOMEBODY A BEARD? >> RIGHT. SOMEBODY A BEARD? >> RIGHT. >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP >> RIGHT. >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP >> RIGHT. >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH EVERYBODY. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH EVERYBODY. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH EVERYBODY. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA EVERYBODY. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA EVERYBODY. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START WITH A BEARD. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START WITH A BEARD. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START WITH A BEARD. >> I GUESS. WITH A BEARD. >> I GUESS. WITH A BEARD. >> I GUESS. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE >> I GUESS. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE >> I GUESS. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE SOMETIMES. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE SOMETIMES. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE SOMETIMES. THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. SOMETIMES. THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. SOMETIMES. THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD BE IN THERE. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD BE IN THERE. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD BE IN THERE. WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. BE IN THERE. WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. BE IN THERE. WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED STATES' BORDERS? TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED STATES' BORDERS? TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED STATES' BORDERS? >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT STATES' BORDERS? >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT STATES' BORDERS? >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT SITUATION. >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT SITUATION. >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT SITUATION. SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. SITUATION. SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. SITUATION. SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY HUSBAND TO DO IT. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY HUSBAND TO DO IT. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY HUSBAND TO DO IT. I WOULDN'T. HUSBAND TO DO IT. I WOULDN'T. HUSBAND TO DO IT. I WOULDN'T. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF I WOULDN'T. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF I WOULDN'T. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION. >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL IN THAT SITUATION. >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL IN THAT SITUATION. >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> YES. 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> YES. 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> YES. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, >> YES. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, >> YES. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S FINE. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S FINE. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S FINE. [C
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