Yeah, I'm fine.

Leonie, is everything OK?

No, actually. Sitting next to you is a living hell because of your heavy breathing and stupid lisp.

Hey, Nick.

Do you mind letting the clients know we're going to be five minutes late to the meeting?

All right, cool.

Oh, what are you doing?

I'm emailing them?

Do you mind just calling them?

This is urgent, thank you.

Um, what are you doing?

I'm emailing them?

No, call them right now and let them know how awkward and incompetent you are at your job.

Cheers.

Hey, Nick, nice haircut.

Hey, Nick, nice haircut.

It distracts from your shit face.

Hey, where you going?

Oh, we're getting drinks, you should come.

Hey, where you going?

Oh, we're getting drinks, but we don't want you there.

It is really warm at the moment.

It's too hot for spring, but then, like, later we're going to get storms, it's weird.

It's global warming, and we're all gonna die.

It's way too hot, the world's ending.

(phone buzzing)

The other night was fun. But we need to talk.

(phone buzzing)

I'm pregnant.

Hey, Nick, are you free for a chat?

Uh, yeah.

Cool, can you meet me in my office in five?

Cool, 'cause I'm just about to fire you, so you better start packing your bags.

Cheers, mate.