It's your boy, Little Apple, and I'm here with Grapefruit,

and this is the Gummy Food versus Real Food Challenge!

- We'll see about that.

Not sure how much of a challenge

this one's gonna be for me.

- What do you mean?

- I mean, guessing whether food is real

or it's made of gummy candy?

Pssh, come on, this is gonna be so easy!

I know real food when I see it,

'cause I see the realest food there

is every time I look in the mirror. (laughs)

- Har, har, very funny.

Well if you're so sure this is gonna be easy,

take first crack at our first round item,

pizza! (bell rings)

- Okay, yeah, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

Obviously, I have the gummy pizza in front of me.

- You think so?

- I do not think so, Little Apple.

I know so.

Yours has the oils, the textures,

the aroma of a pepperoni pizza slice.

Mine, on the other nonexistent hand,

appears rubbery and bulbous.

That is my final answer.

I have the gummy pizza.

You have the real pizza.

- Okay, (Grapefruit munches)

Let's find out.

(Little Apple munches)

Mm!

- Mm.

- Yep, sure enough, you were right.

- Of course I was right.

I'm incredible!

And my mind is terrifyingly expansive.

Bring on round two!

- Okay, next up, we have rocks.

(bell rings) - Rocks? (chuckles)

This just gets easier and easier, doesn't it?

- What do you mean?

They look exactly the same to me.

- That's because they are exactly the same.

Have you ever eaten a rock before?

- No.

- Exactly.

Rocks aren't food, so they're both obviously gummy.

- Ah, so you think it's a trick round.

- Yeah, they obviously wouldn't have us biting into rocks.

- (laughs) Yeah, that's probably true.

That would not end well.

- Right, we're both gonna bite in

(Little Apple munches) and we'll both be rewarded

with delicious gummy goodness.

(rock crunches) (Grapefruit screams)

Get me a paper towel!

(screams) Mine was an actual rock!

- Huh, one was gummy food and one was real after all.

Guess this is turning out pretty challenging after all,

huh, Grapefruit?

- It, that, that wasn't the deal!

Nobody said I'd be fed a real rock.

- Jeez, Grapefruit, it was right in the title.

Gummy Food versus Real Food.

- Rocks are not real food!

- I don't know, is it really that hard to understand?

(laughs)

- Hard?

Are you making rock jokes at a time like this?

- Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

What do you say we move along to round three?

- Whatever makes us finish faster.

I gotta get to the dentist.

- Okay, then.

Round three, hot dogs! (bell rings)

- Super easy.

Yours is the real hot dog.

I can see the heat rising off it.

Mine is room temperature,

which means it must be the gummy food.

(Little Apple munches) - Mm.

You deduced correctly.

This is a real hot dog.

And as an added bonus, it's delicious!

- Good, so mine's gummy.

My mouth could use a nice, soft gummy something

right about (loud crunch). (Grapefruit screams)

- Wow, would you look at that?

Your hot dog was a rock, too!

- You think?

- Well, them's the rules.

- Them is not the rules!

How did rocks come into play?

Why on earth are... huh?

(teeth clatter)

- Wow!

Yeah, you're definitely gonna wanna see a dentist

about that.

(Grapefruit yells nonsense)

(upbeat music)