♪ Yes it goes on and on my-- ♪

(screams)

- Hi, is something wrong?

(screaming)

What are you screaming about?

- Monster!

Monster!

What is your weakness, monster?

A silver bullet?

Garlic?

A wooden stake?

I bet it's garlic.

- Hey, stop.

I'm not a monster.

I'm just a burger.

- Oh, I've had this explained to me before.

I remember.

- And I remember hearing about you.

You're infamous in burger circles, you know?

The orange who thinks burgers are monsters.

- I know you're not a monster.

It just took a second for my brain

to ketchup up.

(laughs)

Get it?

(groans)

- Yeah, this is the other thing

that they warn us about you.

- Well seeing as how you're not a monster,

it's nice to meat you.

(laughs)

- Yeah, yeah.

Nice to meet you too.

But actually I'm not--

- Hey burger, do you work out?

Cause you're looking pretty beefy.

(laughs)

- But I'm not made of--

- Hey burger, do you have any siblings?

Any sis-tears or bur-otters.

(laughs)

- No I do not have any siblings but--

- But you sure are having a cow.

(laughs)

- Would you let me finish a sentence already?

Read my lips, okay?

I am not made of meat.

- Whoa, really?

Sorry, my mis-steak.

(laughs) (groans)

- I'm serious.

Why aren't you believing me?

I'm a beyond burger.

- Pfft, you're not beyond burger, he is.

Hey!

- What?

- Hello.

- I can't hear you.

- Stop, okay.

Just stop.

A beyond burger is a type of veggie burger.

I am 100% meat free.

- Oh, yeah, I don't get it.

- I'm genetically modified.

- Like in a laboratory?

Are you a mutant?

- Um, I guess you could say that.

- You're a mutant burger from another dimension?

- Uh.

(gasps)

- Is that why you're a beyond burger?

Cause you're from beyond?

- No, I am not from beyond.

If anybody's from beyond it's that guy.

- What?

Speak up.

- I knew it.

You're a mutant alien burger

and you're here to take over the earth.

Help, help.

(screams)

- Would you stop?

(screams)

- Mutant burger. (screams)

- Stop screaming.

(farts)

- I couldn't keep it in.

(screams)

- Ah, for crying out loud,

would you get a grip?

- How could I?

I don't have any hands.

That's why I have to keep

the emergency alien invasion button

here on the counter.

- Emergency alien what now?

- Give this alien mutant everything we've got.

(machines whirring)

- What the?

- Light the TNT.

Fire the lasers.

Release the squashes.

Throw some more garlic in there cause why not?

(screaming) (machine firing)

- Okay, cease fire.

That patty's whacked.

(laughs)

Whoo.

(coughing)

- Actually, no.

The flames and lasers did cook me pretty nicely though.

Those squashes tenderized my patty to perfection

and the garlic added some nice seasoning.

Honestly, I've never been more delicious.

- I can't believe you survived all that.

- Believe it, orange.

Meatless burgers are here to stay.

After all, I'm food just like you.

I'm not some kind of--

- Monster burger?

- See?

You're getting it already.

- Now, monster burger.

- Huh?

(roars) (screams)

(burps)

- Whoa, you're telling me that wasn't actually meat?

Well, that's impossible.

- Well, actually he's impossible.

- Hello.

- Well I don't get it.

- That's what I'm called.

See?

- Oh, I get it now.

You're an impossible burger.

- Exactly.

(laughing)

- Ah man, that was really funny.

We do have a good time, don't we?

(laughs)

- Yep, we sure--

(screaming) (munching)

(lasers firing) (screaming)

(upbeat music)