Hey, Apple.

Hey, Apple.

Hey, Apple.

Hey, Apple, Apple, hey. - What? What?

What is it?

- Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again? (laughs)

- Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.

- Hey, Apple.

- What?

- You look fruity. (laughs)

- Yeah, that was hilarious.

- Hey, hey, Apple.

- What?

- Can you do 10 pushups in 10 seconds?

- What kind of question is that?

I don't even have arms, how am I gonna do one pushup?

- Hey.

- What?

- Hey, Apple.

- What?

- Can you do this, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- No. - La, la, la, la, la, la.

Try it.

- No, stop it. - La, la, la, la, la, la.

La, la, la, la, la.

- Okay, you've made your point.

- La, la, la, la, la. - Stop it.

- La, la, la, la, la.

- Would you please be quiet?!

For crying out loud, would you stop yammering

for longer than three seconds?

I can't even hear myself think.

Ah!

(exasperated panting)

- Hey, Apple!

- What?

- Knife.

- Huh?

(pained screaming)

- Oh! Oh.

Oh, I warned you.

(screaming continues)

- Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts.

(pained screaming fades)

Tried to warn him.

Hm.

Hey, Pear!

- Oh, god.

- Hey hey, fruit lovers, hey!

It's our 10th anniversary!

Orange you glad?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

- It's been an amazing ride so far

and we owe it all to you, the fans!

So from the bottom of our pits and seeds,

we'd just like to say...

- Thank you for 10 years!

- I was getting to that, dude.

No need to interrupt.

- Now!

Thank you for 10 years!

- Huh?

(fireworks crackling)

(upbeat music)