Well, no, no.

You asked for this.

It's not me.

You said you wanted a shot of tequila every time you're here.

I do need tequila every time I'm here.

That's true.

All right, so?

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Happy birthday, Ellen.

Congratulations to you, is what I say.

Thank you.

[CHEERING]

So rough.

All right.

So congratulations on the wedding.

It was a huge wedding.

We saw pictures, all of us, because it was like the Royal

Wedding, or something.

How long did the wedding last?

How many ceremonies did you have?

Well, it was just three days.

One Indian ceremony and one Western Christian ceremony.

And one day of pre-rituals, which

we have in the Hindu wedding.

But it was not like--

usually, Indian weddings are like 1,000 people, at least.

We had only 200, which was mostly family, because both

of us have giant families.

Right.

What do you mean it's usually 1,000?

Why wasn't it 1,000, then?

Because, I think, we just wanted to keep it super intimate,

about just family.

Super intimate, just 200 people.

For an Indian family and an Indian wedding, for sure.

That's less.

My mother was so upset with me the whole time.

She was like, I need to have another party for the 150,000

people that I know.

How can I not invite my jeweler?

How can I not invite my hairdresser?

So it was a whole conversation.

Wow.

Yeah, because you have to figure out that cut-off point.

Especially once you get to 200, then, literally, you

might as well invite the hairdresser and the jeweler.

Right?

Not when you have 100 people in your family.

My dad's side, my mom's side, their brothers, sisters,

cousins, kids.

It's like a whole thing.

Right.

So there's a lot of people.

I have known the Jonas Brothers--

I think I had the Jonas Brothers on first, before anybody.

They were here when they were really, really young.

Then Nick lived in my condo--

[INAUDIBLE]

--I was his landlord.

And so I guess I was cut off.

You left the house.

I was cut off from that.

I guess I should have--

We were so offended that you didn't even

respond to our invite, though.

That's not true.

There was no invite.

I was like, we're not good enough--

There was no invite.

--for Ellen.

She wouldn't come to India.

She didn't even respond anymore.

Nick, you've had such a great relationship with her.

Exactly, exactly.

I was very offended for him, honestly.

But I'm just the wife, I don't know anything.

I'm just that wife.

All right, but it really is.

I think everybody, we saw this relationship,

we thought, oh, that's a good couple.

And I can see--

because I know him a little bit, and I know you a tiny bit--

that it's a good couple.

How long ago did you meet?

Were you a fan of the Jonas Brothers?

I actually didn't know much about--

I mean, everyone knew the Jonas Brothers.

I just didn't know the music.

I knew some of the songs, but I really

didn't know much about them.

In fact, Nick and I both didn't know much about each other.

So we did a show and tell after we started dating,

where we showed each other our work from when we were younger.

The embarrassing stuff, the horrible things.

It was great.

That's how we got to know each other's careers.

So then how did you meet, if you weren't a fan of each other's?

He DMed me, actually.

So millennial of us.

Yeah.

He DMed me on Twitter saying, I've heard we should connect.

I've heard from common friends that we should meet,

what do you think about that?

I was like, just text me.

Because I'd seen "Close" by then, and that's the only thing

I saw.

And I was like, wow.

Yeah.

Yes, he's--

Wowza.

Yes, exactly.

He's a good looking guy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, and he's a sweet guy, too.

He's got a really good heart.

He's nice, and it shocks me how he's not been corrupted.

You know when you're in entertainment for a long time.

He's so family-driven, it's all about his parents.

He's just really nice and sweet.

Yeah.

All right, so you say you weren't that much of a fan.

Yeah.

But you're not telling the truth,

because we have some footage that proves otherwise.

It's totally real.

You shouldn't tell my husband.

No, it's totally--

(SINGING) And I'm trying to keep from going under.

Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?

I'm burning up, burning up for you, baby.

That happened.

Yeah, that happened.

Oh, I forgot about that concert.

Just that one.

Yeah, you forgot about that.

And then you did a show five years ago in India, right?

Yeah.

What was the show?

What show did I do in India?

This one.

Oh, my god.

I would like to know when she's going to meeting him,

and is it going to be the next relationship?

Who is she going to marry?

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

Who is she?

[INAUDIBLE] You can't tell me who [INAUDIBLE]??

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So let's pull one card.

Let's see what the cards say.

You're right.

You'll always be his ultimate desire.

Wow.

Just show.

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE]

That's you and him.

You and your hair but you--

change the card.

It's like from an epic movie.

Basically, he'll be your dream come true.

I can see.

That's totally real.

It's a dream come true, right there.

All right.

Tarot cards usually have Nick Jonas's face on them.

Yes.

Tarot cards.

Everybody should have enough Nick Jonas's face on them.

On a tarot card.

You just got lucky enough to grab him.

I'm so happy for you, I really am.

All right, we have to take a break.

We'll be back.