♪ Won't you all kazoo along ♪

(kazoo playing)

- Whoops!

Um, little help, anyone?

I can't reach my kazoo and I need--

- Hello, I'm Granny!

Don't be afraid.

Heh, heh, heh.

- I'm not afraid, just a little embarrassed is all.

I can't believe we both wore the same exact nightgown!

I guess one of us'll have to change!

(loud hitting)

- Okay, it'll be me, I'll change!

See?

- Ahhhh!

(loud hitting)

- Swing and a miss!

(loud hitting)

- Hyah, strike three!

(loud hitting)

Swing, battah battah, battah!

Ha ha ha ha!

- Fine, if I can't catch you with my bat,

I'll just have to capture you another way.

Can't have you escaping my house just yet.

I have big plans for you in five days.

Heh heh heh heh!

- Oh, that reminds me, I never finished my song!

♪ Five day song, five day song ♪

(screaming)

(loud hitting)

- Wow!

Okay, not a fan of music!

Noted! (laughing)

- (Whistles) Come 'ere, boy!

- Oh, cool, you have a pet?!

- I certainly do!

If you listen closely, you can here him coming down

from the attic, right now.

- Listening closely isn't really my thing.

No ears. (laughing)

(frustrating groan)

I hope it's a puppy!

- It is not a puppy!

- A kitty, a lizard, a pet rock?

- No, no, and no!

Even I'm not reclusive and pathetic enough

to have a pet rock, no!

I don't think you're going to like my pet.

Most people would agree, he really bites! (Laughing)

- Boo!

- No way, a spider?!

You have a pet spider?!

- I do!

Are you terrified?

- On a scale of one to ten, how scared are you right now?

- This is awesome!

- Wait, what?

- Come 'ere, bite me in the butt!

Please, please, please, please, please bite me in the butt!

- Wait, so you're not scared of

getting bit by my pet spider?

- Are you kidding?

I've been trying to get a spider to bite me for years!

This is great!

- I'm sorry but this is weird.

- Ya think?

I mean, I'm crazy, but this fruit is downright loopy!

- Why do you want me to bite you so bad?

- 'Cause I wanna be Spiderman!

Come on, bite me!

Bite me in the booty!

- I don't think that's how--

- Give me super powers!

I wanna web sling!

- Okay, I just need a minute to think.

- What's there to think about?

I just want you to bite me.

- I want you to bite him!

- Well does anybody think about what I want, huh?

I need a minute to think, okay?

I'll be in the attic.

Nobody bother me!

- Well maybe some of your questions

can be answered on the world wide web!

(Laughter)

(Frustrated groan)

- Well, no matter.

I have other ways of trapping you.

Ha ha ha ha!

- Those look fun!

- What, these 12 bear traps I've laid out?

I assure you they're not!

- But they have springs!

Springs are fun!

- I assure you they're not.

- What you talkin' 'bout?!

Name one springy thing that isn't fun!

- Bed springs!

- Fun to jump on!

- Slinkys.

- Fun to send down stairs! (laughing)

- Trampolines?

Ugh, what are you saying, Granny?

Trampolines are loads of fun!

- Exactly!

So it's established, springs are always fun!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna jump into springs.

(loud metal clamping)

- Gotcha!

- I beg your pardon?

- Uh, huh, how did you?

- Looks like these traps aren't "bear-y" effective on me!

(laughter)

Boing, boing!

(laugher)

This is fun, thanks Granny!

- You are not supposed to be having fun with my bear traps!

- Hey everyone, okay, I'm back.

I sat in the attic, thought things over,

and I've decided to--

- Wait!

Look out for the--

(loud metal clamping)

- Augh!

How many are there?!

Aaaaaugh!

- 12 in all.

Looks like you found eight of them!

(laughter)

- Noooooo!

Are you okay, my widdy spidey widey?

- Frankly, no!

I am not okay!

Can I make a request, Granny?

- Of course.

- Can we just let that incredibly annoying orange go?

Things have been awful ever since he showed up!

I just want things to go back to the way they were.

You, me, living together in a dark creepy house,

with no tasteful decor!

- That's the sweetest thing anyone's every said to me.

Of course.

Orange, take this key.

I'll let you out the front door.

Now go!

- Okay, but are we not gonna talk about

how he just webbed the bed?

(laughter)

- Get out!

- Okay, okay!

Don't get your nightgown in a twist!

- Awwwwrrrr.

All right, now, let's get you

to the first aid kit in the basement.

I'll have you fixed up before--

- 12.

- Uh, I was gonna say before you know it,

but, sure I can't have you fixed up by 12:00.

- No, 12!

- Huh?

(loud metal clamping)

Aaaaahhhhhh!

(upbeat music)