-Yes! [ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah.

-We love -- We love when you host.

-Thank you. -But I remember when you were

there, when you were working on "Saturday Night Live."

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

I remember, as a writer, you in my office.

I remember you were host,

and I had this little office that my first day I moved into,

and it said "Andrew Steele" on it,

who had been a writer at "Saturday Night Live."

-You had Steele's office. -I had Steele's office.

-Oh, my gosh.

-I don't know how to describe him.

Uh, he once lived in a truck. Is that right?

-Yeah, there's so many rumors about him, about Andrew Steele,

and he's such a mysterious figure.

-I mean, but he was, like, a gainfully employed head writer

of "Saturday Night Live," but, also, they were like,

"Oh, that guy lived in a truck. That's your office now."

-He is the -- one of the funniest people

I think I've ever met in my lifetime.

-I cleaned out the desk the first day.

They go, "Put your stuff in there." I open it up.

It was all power tools.

I mean, it was all, like, very industrial,

like, heavy power tools with a lot of, like,

black rubber cord, and, I mean, like every drawer.

And I kept -- It was my first day.

And I was terrified. I was terrified.

And I kept taking power tools

and dumping them into the waste basket.

And then Miss Retta, you know, the wonderful woman from maintenance,

She'd come by, and she kept emptying it into her thing

and then looking at me, and I was like, "I don't know."

And she'd come back, there'd be another three drills in there,

and I'd be like, "I don't..."

-"I'm not the weirdo. He was the weirdo."

-He lived in a truck, yeah. -He was so funny.

Horatio and I -- Horatio Sanz and I

had an office across the hallway,

and so he would always do bits with us all the time.

Like, he was so nice and so funny.

Like, at one point -- Do you know the wind-up dog story?

-The wind-up dog story? What's the wind-up dog story?

-We were sitting there trying to think of an idea,

and I never came up -- I'm trying to type something.

And I hear, like, this -- [ Crunching ]

And I go -- I look behind me, and there's a wind-up dog,

a toy dog, like, walking in my office.

So, I pick it up -- So, I pick up the dog,

and there's a note on the dog that says, "Help me. Andrew."

[ Laughter ]

So I go into his office, and he's laying on the desk,

and he has his phone on his head.

That's it. He was just like that.

And he goes, "Can you get this phone off my head?"

Like...

-That dude's just good at life. -Yeah.

-You know, and he had everyone's phone number written on --

This was 2008, by the way.

This wasn't like a long, long time ago.

-Yeah. This was like -- -He had everyone's phone number

written on the wall in pencil like a prisoner.

It'd be like -- "Tim Meadows. 212..."

-That's the greatest. -Yeah.

-Oh, you know what? I was just thinking about you

because you came up in the news recently

by Mayor Pete Buttigieg. -Oh. That. Yeah.

-Let me show you this clip really quick.

-Who would play you in a biopic?

-I'm hoping for John Mulaney.

-Oh, okay. I can see that.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I was like, "Yo!" -I mean...

-Would you? -I'm hoping for it.

Like, I've been offered two movies,

and I am in both of them, and...

I'm hoping for. Yeah, I think you got him.

Uh, no, I was excited. That was really cool, you know?

I'm from the Midwest, and he's the mayor of South Bend.

You know? -Yeah. Of course.

-I guess, yeah. I guess. Yeah.

Uh, but I think I tweeted that, and then people were very mad.

They said -- Other Democrats. And I'm, like, a Democrat.

I'm fun and I'm nice and stuff.

And -- [ Laughter ]

But they were like, "How dare you!

No! Bad Democrat! Bad Democrat!"

And I was like, "What happened? What happened?"

And they said, "He's not good enough as a Democrat."

I said, "Okay. All right. Okay."

But I guess he's a -- -You're not supporting him.

You're just gonna play him in a movie.

-And also he's an openly gay veteran of the military,

so it's a real good idea to turn down him violently,

other Democrats.

Stupid idiots.

[ Laughter ] -Aggressive, right there.

-No, it's just like, "Eh."

People are like, "No! No! Well, who do you like --

Biden or Buttigieg?!"

I'm like, "Your tone is crazy."

Look, I'm gonna vote for whoever it is.

I'm just gonna vote "D" and walk out of there.

Even if it's Garfield,

I will write down "Democrat" and walk out of there.