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  • -We're joined right now by the one and only John Cena,

  • everybody. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -That's the good news.

  • -The bad news is John and I are about to face off

  • in a brand-new game called "Fish Slap." Now --

  • [ Laughter ] -Whoo!

  • -It works like the game "High or Low."

  • We'll take turns being dealer.

  • You deal one card, then the other person guesses

  • whether the next one will be higher or lower.

  • Aces are high.

  • If you guess wrong, you get fish slapped. And, uh --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The dealer gets to slap you with a fish from their fish bucket.

  • [ Laughter ] This is a real --

  • These are real -- -It really is.

  • -Yeah, they -- I can smell them. -Yeah.

  • -They will be eaten by the crew after the show.

  • [ Laughter ] They won't be wasted.

  • Now, if you get the exact same card,

  • we both slap each other at the same time.

  • -In the event of a draw -- -Oh, my God. Double fish slap.

  • -Okay. -The Internet is gonna break.

  • [ Laughter ] -[ Sighs ]

  • -All right, first to fish slap the other person three times

  • is the champion.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Coughing ]

  • -Welp, yep. That's everything. -Here we go.

  • -All right. -We've actually done everything.

  • All right, so I go -- I'll deal first --

  • -Yes. -To you.

  • -Yeah. -All right, here we go.

  • Do you trust these cards? Do you want me to shuffle?

  • -No, I don't -- No, not at all.

  • We're gonna try it, though.

  • -Ooh. -Oh, come on.

  • -Higher or lower, that's pretty easy.

  • -Pretty easy? It's right in the middle.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Fallon, you son of a bitch. [ Laughter ]

  • -I didn't even hit you with a fish yet!

  • What do you think? Higher or lower? It's seven.

  • -Low. -You're gonna go lower.

  • -Low.

  • -Oh! You lucky -- You lucky --

  • [ Sad tuba plays ]

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • [ Drum roll ] [ Cheers and applause ]

  • All right, y-you won that one.

  • -All right, Fallon. -[ Inhales deeply ]

  • Oh! [ Laughter ]

  • -"Oh, I don't know. Is it going to be higher or lower?

  • I don't know, man."

  • -I hate your whole face.

  • -Now does this mean I slap you if I win?

  • -No, because I just won, and no slaps happened.

  • I think it's if you lose. If you lose.

  • -Okay. -All right.

  • I would slap you -- -Lower.

  • That's lower. -You're going to go low?

  • -Definitely. -Okay, great.

  • -That's actually really low. All right, wow, here we go.

  • Ready?

  • -High.

  • Good.

  • -I want to see some fish slapping here.

  • Oh. Go low, low, right?

  • -Oh! -What?!

  • [ Audience ohs ]

  • [ Sad tuba plays ]

  • come on, that's higher than a queen!

  • All right, be gentle, dude. [ Laughter ]

  • [ Audience cheering ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -I just wanted to get a feel for it.

  • -That slap was a real -- Can we have in it slow motion?

  • That slap was a bit backhanded a little.

  • [ Laughter ] All right, here we go.

  • There was a good little slap to it.

  • And I smell like fish right now. Here we go.

  • This is for you, right?

  • -High. -You think?

  • [ Laughs ]

  • [ Audience oohs ]

  • -I will allow you the first -- -No, I've not done mine yet.

  • -Go for it. -Are you sure?

  • -Go for it. -No, because then what if

  • I do it too hard, then you're gonna want to retaliate?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Your fate lies in your own hands.

  • -Damn you, Fallon! [ Laughter ]

  • -You can get this side, too. -No, I wouldn't.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -All right, all right. You're down to one fish.

  • I got two fish left. This is --

  • If you're tuning in or went for a bathroom break,

  • we're still playing "Fish Slap." -Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You would think this would be easy. 10.

  • So I'm going to go low.

  • ♪♪

  • -Okay. -All right, go ahead.

  • -High.

  • -Gosh. [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Low!

  • -Aah! -Aah! No!

  • [ Sad tuba plays ] You've got to be kidding me.

  • -In the name of salmon and mackerel, the day is mine.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ] I got to get myself --

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • -It was like hitting me -- it was like hitting me

  • with your -- with your arm!

  • Can we see that? I feel like --

  • Slow motion. This is for real.

  • Watch this.

  • Oh, my God!

  • See my jowls -- my jowls started shaking.

  • [ Laughter ] -Dude,

  • you came up with this game. -That's true, I did.

  • John Cena, the champ in the first ever game of "Fish Slap."

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Truly a sportsman.

-We're joined right now by the one and only John Cena,

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