AND I BELIEVE IT IS A FOOD ORDER.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

IT IS A FOOD, WHAT IS THAT, A POSTMATES, A FOOD ORDER FOR ONE

BANANA.

WHO HERE ORDERED ONE BANANA.

LET'S START OVER HERE, WHAT DID YOU NEED THIS BANANA FOR?

>> (LAUGHTER)

THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU NEED

TO-- YOU GOT TO FREEZE BANANAS FOR LIKE SMOOTHIES AND THINGS,

RIGHT?

JUST THE ONE.

>> James: I MEAN THAT IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF BULL [BLEEP] I

EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

YOU ORDERED ONE BANANA AND YOU SPENT $13.

I GUESS THAT NEW C-W MONEY HAS COME IN, HUH?

IS THIS WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

WHY WERE YOU ORDERING THIS BANANA.

WHY COULD YOU NOT GO TO THE SHOP TO GET IT YOURSELF.

>> IT WAS, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED A BANANA SPLIT, JUST THE

ONE.

>> James: RIGHT.

>> I WASN'T HAVING THE GREATEST NIGHT.

>> James: BUT YOU HAD ALL THE OTHER CONTENTS.

>> YES.

>> James: YOU HAD EVERYTHING ELSE.

>> HENCE, I DIDN'T GO-- I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE JUST FOR THE ONE

$13.

>> James: JUST FOR THE ONE $13 BANANA.

I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE YOU, I WILL TELL YOU WHY I DONE BELIEVE

YOU.

BECAUSE I THINK IT IS YOUR [BLEEP] BANANA, ISN'T IT MIKE,

YOU TELL THE TRUTH, TELL THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE POTASSIUM TO GET TO THE STORE.

WHAT HAPPENED, MIERK.

>> I ADMIT IT, ITS WITH MY BANANA!

I DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING IN THE FAMILY.

MY WIFE WOULD TELL YOU AS MUCH.

AND I, WHAT HAPPENED WITH THIS ONE, AND THE REASON THAT IT IS

POSTMATES IS THAT I HAD GONE GROSS RESHOPPING.

I GOT HOME AND SHE SAID WHAT ABOUT THE BANANAS, I BROUGHT

HOME AVOCADO, I BROUGHT HOME ORANGES, BREAD, MILK, AND I

DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

AND SO I POSTMATED JUST BANANAS AND UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS $SP.

>> James: LET'S LOOK AT CLUE NUMBER TWO.

THE SECRETARY CLUE IS A TEXT, A TEXT THAT WAS EITHER SENT BY OR

CAME IN TO THIS PHONE.

IT SAYS I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

AN IDEA SO SMART THAT MY HEAD WOULD EXPLODE IF I EVEN BEGAN TO

KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

WERE YOU HIGH WHEN YOU WROTE THIS?

>> I MEAN, IT IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD WRITE CUZ THIS-- I'M

PRETTY SURE THIS IS A QUOTE, THIS IS A FAMILY GUY QUOTE, I

THINK.

>> James: HMMMM.

SO WHAT IS THE IDEA?

>> I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

>> James: REALLY?

WHO DID YOU SEND THIS TO?

>> IN IS, THIS IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.

>> James: CALLED.

>> IA, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MAID UP NAME.

>> James: IA.

>> YEAH, IA.

>> James: IA THINK YOU MIGHT BE LYING, THAT IS WHAT YOU

THINK.

BECAUSE IT IS YOUR TEXT, ISN'T IT, MELISSA, WHAT WAS THE IDEA,

TELL ME THE [BLEEP] TRUTH.

>> SOMEBODY WAS HIGH AND IT WAS MY MOM SWRZ YOUR MOM WAS HIGH.

>> SHE HASN'T TAKEN EDIBLES SINCE THE '70S AND SHE SENT ME

THIS AND THEN FORGOT WHAT THE IDEA WAS.

>> James: WHERE DID YOUR MOM GET THE EDIBLES FROM.

>> SHE WENT TO COLORADO.

>> James: OH, THEN THAT'S FINE.

THEY'RE GIVING AWAY EDIBLES LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

SO YOUR MUM WAS HIGH, SHOULD I TELL YOU WHAT I AM NOT SURE

ABOUT WITH THIS, IS THAT YOUR MUM WAS HIGH AND THIS TEXT WAS

SENT AT 8:40 A.M.

(LAUGHTER) NOW EITHER YOUR MOM-- EITHER

YOUR MOM HAS GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM OR YOU'RE LYING CUZ IT'S

MIKE'S PHONE.

IT'S MIKE'S TEXT.

WHAT HAPPENED, MIKE.

>> MY BREAKING NEWS ON THE SHOW, THE IDEA WAS A MUSICAL I'M

WRITING THAT IS ABOUT THE BRAIN.

IT IS ABOUT THE HUMAN BRAIN.

AND I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT IT.

I WAS TEXTING MY WIFE AND SAYING IT IS SO EXCITING THAT MY HEAD

WOULD EXPLODE IF I EVEN KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

BUT DON'T MENTION IT TO NIBBLES.

>> James: OUR NEXT CLUE IS A SONG, THE SONG IS TRUTH HURTS

PERFORMED BY LIZZO, AND ST THE KARAOKE VERSION.

OF THIS SONG.

WHY DID YOU NEED THE KARAOKE VERSION OF TRUTH HURTS BY LIZZO?

>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU-- I LIKE TO WRITE MY OWN RAP SONGS.

>> James: OKAY, RIGHT.

>> SO IF YOU GET A KARAOKE VERSION THEN YOU CAN JUST SING

YOUR OWN LYRICS OVER IT, RIGHT.

>> James: WHAT WERE SOME OF THOSE LYRICS?

>> THEY WERE WESTWORLD 3 LYRICS SO I CAN'T ACTUALLY SAY THEM

BECAUSE I WILL GIVE AWAY THE SEASON.

SO THERE YOU GO.

>> James: THAT WAS SMART.

REMIND ME, HOW DOES TRUTH HURTS BY LIZZO GO AGAIN?

>> I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST, TURNS OUT I'M 100 PERCENT THAT BITCH

EVEN WHEN I'M-- YEAH I GOT BOY PROBLEMS AND THE HUMAN IN ME.

♪ SO YOU WERE DOING THIS TO PERFORM FOR OTHER PEOPLE, IS

THAT RIGHT?

>> FOR MY DOG.

>> James: AND WHAT IS YOUR DOG'S NAME.

>> FARLEY.

>> James: FARLEY, WHAND DOES FARLEY THINK OF YOUR CARE

KARAOKE VERSION OF YOUR VERSION.

>> SHE IS 100 PERCENT THAT BITCH, LIT REALLILY, SHE LOVES T

SHE LOVES IT.

>> James: MIKE, BIG LIZZO FAN?

>> MEDIUM.

>> James: UH-HUH.

>> YEAH, MEDIUM.

>> James: WHY DID YOU HAVE THE KARAOKE TRACK FOR TRUTH HURTS.

>> I WAS ON THE SUBWAY AND THERE WERE SOME DANCERS.

AND THEIR BOOMBOX WASN'T WORKING SO I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND I

WENT ON THIS-- THIS THING THAT HAS THIS SONG.

>> James: AND YOU THOUGHT THE BEST THING TO DO WOULD BE TO GO

TO THE KARAOKE VERSION OF THAT SONG.

>> YEAH, BECAUSE THEY WERE DANCERS, JAMES, THEY WERE

DANCERS.

>> James: WELL, DANCERS DON'T DANCE TO LYRICS.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, JAMES AND IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT DANCING,

YOU WITH WOULD KNOW THAT SOMETIMES DANCERS NEED TO THE

KARAOKE VERSION SO THAT THEY CAN FILL IN A FEW DAMN WORDS TO GIVE

IT SOME SPICE.

>> THEY WERE DOING A SUBWAY THEMED VERSION OF LIZZO'S TRUTH

HURTS.

>> James: OR OH WERE THEY.

>> SOMETHING LIKE DO DO DO, SUBWAY, SUBWAY.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, DOO DOO DO SUBWAYS, SUBWAYS.

LET'S RECAP, WE HAVE A FOOD ORDER FOR A BANANA.

WE HAVE A TEXT ABOUT A MIND-BELOWING IDEA AND WE HAVE

THE KARAOKE VERSION OF TRUTH HURTS BY LIZZO.

I HAVE DECIDED AND I SHALL NOW MAKE MY GUESS I THINK THE OWNER

OF THIS CELL PHONE IS MELISSA.

OF THIS CELL PHONE IS MELISSA.

WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD.

NO WAY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (LAUGHTER).

>> James: THAT WAS CELL PHONE PROFILE, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

AFTER THIS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)