As a youngcopywriterintheadvertisingworld, JohnHugheshadoncebeendispatchedfor a onedaybusinesstripfromChicagotoNewYork. Itshouldhavebeensimple. Butfivedayslater, hestaggeredintohishouse, almostdestroyedby a snafupackedodysseythathadseenhimdivertedtoPhoenix. Hughesturnedthetripoverinhismindforyears, embellishingitandmakingitevenmorehellish, finallysettingthetaledownonpaperwiththeroutereversedasPlanes, TrainsandAutomobiles.
Thestorywasntjust a processionofmishaps, though. Itwas a touchingportrayalof a friendshipslowlygestatingbetweentwopolaropposites: controlfreakexecutiveNealHughessavatarand a slobbish, jolly, butdeepdownsadsalesmanofshowercurtainringscalledDel.
Althoughsurprisedbythethicknessofthescript — comediesusuallyclockinataround 90 pages — SteveMartinjumpedatthechancetoplayNeal. Atthatpointinmycareer, thatwasthedirection I washeadedfor — moreemotionalroles, helatersaid. Sothiswas a realbreakthroughforme. AndCandysaw a poignancyinDeltowhichhecouldrelate. HeandMartinhadbothdonesmall, crazycameosinLittleShopofHorrors, butheretheyhad a chancetoforge a powerfuldoubleact, likeLaurelandHardyinreverse, withthethinoneangry, theportlyoneguileless. Whentheymettherewasinstantcomicchemistry. Wedlookintoeachotherseyesanditfeltgoodtogether, saidMartin. Wehadgreattiming.
Planes, TrainsandAutomobileswas, aptly, a giantroadtripof a production, shootinginNewYork, Chicago, L.A., andallovertheMidwestfromFebruarytoMay, 1987. Alsoaptly, itwas a raceagainsttime. JustasinthestoryNealandDelarespeedingacrossthecountrytogethomeforThanksgiving, so, with a releasedateofNovember 25, theproductionwasracingtogetintotheatersforactualThanksgiving. NothelpingmatterswasHughessinsistenceonshootingeverydetailofhismammothscreenplayofanextrainthebackof a shotholding a shoeboxwithwhitemiceinit, thedirectorsaid, I thoughtitdbefunny, maybeyourewatchingitforthethirdorfourthtimeoncablesomewhere, yourmindwandersawayfromthemainactivityinthescene, and … Arethosemice? andthefactthattheyhadtokeeprelocatingtofindfreshsnow. Oneactor, castas a truckdriverwith a singlelineofdialogue, waskeptonstandbyforsomanydaysbecauseoftheweatherthathewasabletomakethedownpaymenton a house.
Asforthefunnystuff, therewasanampleamount: a drivingscenewhereCandygetshisarmstrappedandsetsfiretothecar; anopenairrideonthebackof a truckwith a halffrozen, furiousdog; a Martinmeltdownwithsomuchswearingthatitsinglehandedlygotthefilmslappedwithan R rating. Buthoweversillyitgets, itneverlosesitsempathyforitstwoheroes, culminatingin a tearjerkingendingwhereNealinvitesDelintohishome. Itwasanidealshowcaseforitstwostars: Martingottozanilyfliphislidandbe a solidstraightman; Candygottobe a clownwhilerevealing a rawemotionalcore.
InNovember, afterHughesfinishedwrestlingthemoviedownfromfourand a halfhoursto a morecommercial 92 minutes, a Planes, TrainsandAutomobilespressconferencewasheldontheParamountbacklot. WithCandyanhourlate, trekkinginfrom a shootinFresno, Martindidanimpromptustandupsettoentertainthecrowdof 300 journalists, riffingontheroastturkeybanquetlaidoutbythestudio: Wealreadyhadsomeofthatverysameturkeywhileweweremakingthemovie — andweshotthefilm a yearago.
OnceCandyarrived, thegrillingbegan. Martinwasquizzedonhisuseoftheword f inthefilm, responding, deadpan, I onlyuseditnineteentimes. Candywastoldthathelookedlike a sumowrestlerby a tactlessJapanesereporter, whothenadded, Weadmirebigpeoplebecauseweare a nationofsmallpeople … Doyouplantodiet?
Candy, whohadhadmultiplepiecesofexerciseequipmentmovedintohishotelsuiteduringtheshootbutneverusedthem, embarrassedlyadmitted, I doeat a lotofjunkfood, and I thinkabout [dieting] forhealthreasons. Martinjumpedinwith a joke. Atonepointduringfilming, Johnwentdownto 110 pounds, which I thoughtwas a littleexcessive.
Asidefromtheawkwardlinesofquestioningatpublicityevents, Planes, TrainsandAutomobileswas a momentofgloryforCandy, certainlyhisfinesthoursinceSplash. Hewasdelugedwithoffers, includingonefromMontyPythonsGrahamChapman, whoflewoverfromEnglandtodiscuss a moviehewantedtowriteforCandycalledDitto, about a manwhofallsinto a photocopierandsomehowduplicateshimself. Chapmanwoulddieofcancerbeforethatcouldcometofruition, butitwas a signofCandysgrowinginternationalstature. Whereverhewentintheworld, peoplewantedtogivehim a hug.