GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M HARRY STYLES FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DIDN'T ALICIA KEYS DO A GREAT

JOB LAST NIGHT?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )A FIRST TIMER.

YOU SEE, THIS IS MY SECOND TIME GUEST HOSTING FOR JAMES.

AND THIS IS FUN.

IF I DO IT A THIRD TIME, CBS HAS PROMISED TO TELL ME WHERE THE

BATHROOM IS.

( LAUGHTER ) I ALSO FILLED IN FOR JAMES AS A

GUEST HOST IN 2017.

AND I TOLD HIM THEN, "I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU IF YOU

EVER NEED A GUEST HOST.

AS LONG AS I HAVE A NEW ALBUM TO PROMOTE."

( LAUGHTER ) "FINE LINE," AVAILABLE FOR

STREAMING DECEMBER 13.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT'S GONNA BE A FUN SHOW

TONIGHT, BUT THERE IS SOME SERIOUS NEWS TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

THIS MORNING, THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RELEASED

FORMAL WRITTEN IMPEACHMENT ARTICLES AGAINSTRESIDENT

TRUMP.

I'M HOSTING THE SHOW ON THE AT A THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

RELEASES ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES.

THANKS FOR GIVING ME AN EASY ONE, JAMES.

THE ARTICLES HAVE BEEN FORMALLY WRITTEN UP.

AND TO MAKE SURE TRUMP READS THEM, THEY'VE INCLUDED LOTS OF

PICTURES.

AND SOME SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS.

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP, OF COURSE, RESPONDED ON

TWITTER.

HE SAID, "TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT WHO HAS ONE OF THE MOST

SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCIES EVER IS SHEER POLITICAL MADNESS!"

ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCIES EVER?

OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY.

BUT I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TOAY TO PRESIDENT TRUMP.

JUST STOP YOUR CRYING, IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MOVING ON, CHRISTMAS IS

APPROACHING, AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME HOLIDAY

NEWS.

480 COUPLES GATHERED IN ST. LOUIS RECENTLY TO BREAK THE

GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PEOPLE KISSING UNDER THE

MISTLETOE.

THEY ALSO SET THE RECORD FOR THE MOST BORING ORGY EVER.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S WEIRD THAT IT'S WEIRD THAT A GUY FROM

GUINNESS HAS A JOBUST WATCHING PEOPLE KISS.

"CLIP BOARD.

NOW USE TONGUES ."

( LAUGHTER ) WEIRD.

ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE, GETTING ROMANTIC.

I'M VERY HAPPY FOR THEM, BUT I HAVE A FEELING I'VE SEEN THIS

SOMEWHERE BEFORE.

( SINGING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Harry: THAT'S CHRISTMAS, BABY!