I was just casually reclining amongst a large pile of footwear

This video is already way too sexual

As you guys probably know, I am a bit of a shoe enthusiast

Honestly like even more than clothing design, I love shoe design

For some reason

So, I thought it'd be fun to share my collection with you guys and chat about the shoes that I have

Also all the shoes in this video, if they're still available, are gonna be linked below if you guys wanna

Wanna shop them as well

I am capitalism incarnate

When did my life become about selling products

Yeah, this is the shoe collection

I hope you guys enjoy

Also foot fetish people

Please don't leave a comment about how sexy my feet are because that happened last time I did this video when I was in high school and it was very disturbing, so

Masturbate in silence

If you're into that

Otherwise, everybody else, enjoy

Thanks

First up, we have sneakers

because they still have a special place in my heart

from when I was in high school and like once a year my mom would take me to the mall and we'd get like my new sneakers for the year

So first up I have like the ultra basic, basic pair. The nike air force ones

Everybody and the instagram girl who runs their fanpage

has one of these

but honestly they are worth the hype

They're so comfortable

They go with everything

I love that there is like a half inch platform

So I can pretend to be like a little bit taller

I also have the classic chunky Fila disrupters

I've seen so many memes on instagram about how like disgusting and huge these are

but I don't know, I really like them

My most recent sneaker purchase are these lavender Filas

Which I thought was such an interesting

almost like hiker-inspired silhouette

Like something about the lace-up pattern

Looks like the shoes that boys who rock climbed in my math class wore

You know?

But like in a really fashionable way

And I also liked that they have a little pop of color

because most of my sneakers are white

and most of my shoes are very neutral

So it was nice to change it up a little bit

Recently I also got these lil nike bowling shoes

They look very much like something Napoleon Dynamite would wear

And I am all about it

I think they look great with some funky socks like I'm wearing right now

or with a simple pair of blue jeans and a red top to color coordinate

Next up, we've got surprise, surprise

yet another pair of new sneakers pretending to be vintage sneakers

These are some vintage reeboks

and I have worn the heck out of them

They're super light-weight and comfortable so they were perfect

all the days I was running late to class when I was in college

Or just for like going out and using your feet

I don't know

They're comfortable is what I'm tryna say

Of course I have some classic converse because

I don't know about your guys' high school but like everybody was kinda defined by the shoes they wore

a little bit

like you could be a vans girl

you could be a toms girl

I was definitely a converse girl

I don't know why I identified so strongly with this shoe brand

I guess that is capitalism at it's finest

Anyways, I've always had converse

These high tops I bought freshman year of college

And you can tell

because they're pretty beat up

I also got these low tops last year to uh

Let out that spicy, spicy ankle

And surprise surprise I also have a vintage -quote, unquote-

Inspired pair of converse

These are supposed to be like 70's-inspired but I just really like the dark green color

and of course pretty much like every girl in America

I have running shoes as part of an aspirational gym wardrobe

So I can delude myself into thinking that I'm sporty

Other than sneakers, my most worn category of shoes is definitely the type of low blocky heel

They make the outfit feel a little fancy but they're still really comfortable to walk in

So my first pair is my OG's

These are my picnic bitch shoes that I have had for probably four years now

They just look so good with any outfit

I love the oversized buckle

And I am sucker for an ankle strap

As you guys will see in the rest of my shoes

Speaking of picnics

I have a full on gingham pair of heels

I think these are so cute and they're surprisingly easy to pair with outfits

because most of my clothes are solids so it's nice to have just like a little pop of pattern

These lavender shoes are so cute but

in the wise words of Taylor Swift

They are a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Yeah, these shoes are gorgeous but they're so uncomfortable and the main reason my ankles are so torn up right now

That and just being really bad at shaving

These yellow heels are the most comfortable shoes that I own

Okay, maybe, maybe barring some of the sneakers

But they are of ridiculously soft leather, it's just like MM

It's like a nice leathery sock for your foot

But like not in a weird way

In like a really comfortable way

You might recognize these white heels because pretty much anytime I do a try on segment

These are the shoes that I wear

I love like the square neckline

I love the square toe cleavage line

I've been looking for square toe heels for such a long time

and I'm so glad that I finally found these

These are my most recent heel purchase

I got these a bit on impulse when I walked into this pretentious vintage store

in LA

But they are so comfortable and I love that they, like, envelope your entire toe box

so it, again, feels like a nice smooth leathery sock for your feet

I also like that these heels give off a bit of a more mature vibe

They kinda give me like a 30 year old who is creative and owns her own business

and actually remembers to clean her shower more than once per three months

Ashley

These heels are some of the first shoes that I really really fell in love with

They were from Zara but they sold out on Zara

So I had to hunt these down on Ebay

And I think I paid like a twenty dollar markup

Which in high school money, was kind of a lot

Honestly, I haven't worn these a lot recently

So I have considered selling them a couple times

But I feel like they have too many good memories from high school

and I remember when I got these, it was like the first time that I felt like a legit fashion blogger/youtuber

because it was the style of shoe that all of my favorite fashion bloggers were wearing

so, yeah I can never get rid of them

And plus, I think they're pretty cute

OG followers know that I originally started, like, my internet fashion journey with a blogspot called cap toe flats

because I owned these cap toe flats from payless that I loved so much

So these are kind of my grown up, more mature, cap toe heels

And my last shoes for this section are these black pearl heels

Now these heels are gorgeous, but they are some of the most infuriating shoes I own

because of this sound that they make

[infuriating sound]

Cute but infuriating

Just like me, I suppose

These are probably my favorite sandals that I own

They make me feel like a princess polly

and a Bratz doll had a baby

And I frickin love it

These espadrilles are also up there in my favorites

I love that they're made of a very summery material

but the platform kinda gives it a funky vibe

So it's the perfect thing to pair with girly summer outfits

It keeps me grounded

Literally because they're shoes

And it also gives me a nice boost of height while still being pretty easy to walk in

These shoes are chic as hell

But also some of the least structurally-sound shoes I've ever seen

like who thought these two spaghetti straps of fabric could hold a shoe on your foot?

Apparently, me because I bought them.

They're so cute but I feel like they're hanging on to my feet by a thread

I snagged these heels from Intentionally Blank

Which is a really cool small shoe company and they make some funkyass styles

which I really vibe with

This is one of their more simple styles but I like that the rope adds a bit of texture even to a really simple nude shoe that pairs with everything

speaking of nude shoes that pair with everything

these are my ultra basic steve madden heels

The first time I bought these was freshmen year of high school

and I bought them used off of Depop for like $25

because that was all I could afford at the time

I wore the heck out of those to the point where I finally bought myself a replacement

This is the only pair of shoes that I ever bought double

of the exact same pair

But that's how much I like them

This is a really cool pair of colorful heels that I thrifted

I love that they're unapologetically rainbow

A really unique silhouette

Um

At this point I'm kinda running out of things to say about shoes

So that is the pair of shoes

As you see on screen

Okay, next

We've got these chunky dr. marten sandals that look like birkenstocks went through an emo phase

[clears throat]

It's not a phase, mom

I don't know about you guys, but I have desperately missed the feeling of a bumpy foam insole

ever since I stopped wearing crocs in fifth grade

and oh boy, these are taking me back

These are birkenstocks but they're like foamy birkenstocks

So first of all they're super lightweight

Second of all, they're a heck of a lot cheaper than regular birkenstocks

And third of all, they feel like crocs on your feet

and it is amazing

These boots are to this day

one of the most expensive things that I own

They are an absolute splurge

but they're sustainable, they were made in Italy

they are comfortable as hecky decky

I don't know but I've just been searching for the perfect pair of boots for so long

Every single fall I would buy a new style of black boot

by the end of the season, they would be completely dead

So I decided, fuck it

It's time to invest in a pair that you actually like and that would last me multiple years in a row

Next up I have these chunky, ridiculous, badass like stomp-on-my-face type boots from unif

This looks like an incredibly intimidating shoe to wear

but it's actually pretty comfortable and pretty lightweight

because the base is just like all foamy

So I feel pretty comfortable wearing these on a regular basis

and

aaa

I love how much of a statement they are

I used to hate dr. martens but then the youtube algorithm kept recommending emma chamberlain videos

and then the next thing I knew, I really liked scrunchies,

I owned three pairs of docs,

I'm going to soul cycle 8 days a week

Okay, just kidding about the soul cycle thing

I'm way too out of shape for that but

I did spend a lot of money on docs

and scrunchies

(laughs) So there's that

I got these stella mccartney boots second-hand from an online consignment store called the real real

These boots make me feel like I have a membership to a country club, you know

They're very fancy, I love the gold chain on them, the tortoiseshell heel is super unique

I hopped right on the yeehaw trend and bought these cowboy boots

so I can be a trendy LA girl who pretends she's in touch with the rural American south

when in reality, I've lived my entire life in an urban liberal elitist bubble

but at least cowboy boots are cute, right?

Oh my god. Is that Taylor Swift on a boot?

Okay, just kidding, that joke is from like 2016

but I'm really tryna make this video entertaining

I've been talking about shoes for like forty minutes now

and I have run out of good shoe-related jokes

but here are these snakeskin boots

I also have this exact same style of boot in white

This kinda gives me, like, a 60s gogo dancer vibes

and I think it's really fun to pair with a patterned dress or patterned pants, like I have in this video